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@RainyOnMonday @Strandjunker NATO said no? Honey, remember 9/11? US called and NATO helped. NATO is meant to serve as a defense line, not your backup army. You start a war? Well then have the balls to finish on your own.

@Strandjunker Grasp this: you're talking in hypotheticals, as we have seen. When the US needed our NATO allies, they said 'no'. End of story. NATO is a fiction.

US troops are not in Germany to protect Germany. They’re there because the US needs bases to conduct operations beyond the North American continent. If Trump withdraws them, he will harm the United States, not Germany. It’s absurd how many Americans fail to grasp this.

@Vile_Ambition @cessonmute

@cessonmute Ah yes the usual a group of horrible criminals does something so let’s blame it on an entire gender this is why your parents don’t love you fag

The man vs bear argument has been upgraded to man vs lion. A 13-year-old girl in Ethiopia was abducted and abused by a group of men but was rescued by lions when they heard her crying and protected her until the police came. A literal wild animal saved a girl from.... MEN.

@lavazca_tuc @danimarroquin12 Du kannst Katzen problemlos spazieren führen, wenn man es ihnen geduldig beibringt. Klappt bei uns hervorragend.

@danimarroquin12 Perdón, pero el gato no se daca a pasear. Si ya está en departamento y quiere salir, usa algo para que este tranquilo, no se, feromonas ,por ej. Y encima decis que vas a volver a salir para filmar. Sabes el stress que paso ese animal?vos crees q quiere salir???

Ayer saqué a pasear a mi gato (no lo dejo salir si no es con correa), el perro de la vecina andaba suelto y me intentó atacar junto a mi gatito, le pedí ayuda y me dijo “no, que se lo coma” 🙃 terminé así porque mi gatito se aferro a mi. La vecina nunca entró a su perro :)

@Nglmia_x @Hazel_qs The moment you step into a store, you are being filmed. If you steal something, the footage will be used as avidence. So in a store it's ok, but in your own house not?

@Hazel_qs People will cheer this, but secretly recording and then humiliating someone in front of guests crosses a line too. Two wrongs don’t magically make a right.

My dad remarried a woman who acted sweet in front of him and cruel the second he left the room. She called me a pig, ruined my clothes, stole my late mom’s necklace, and somehow I was always the one blamed. My dad never believed me. He thought I was grieving, dramatic, desperate for attention. So I bought tiny cameras and hid them around the house. A few weeks later, my dad accused me of smashing his expensive vase and said I was lucky if grounding was all I got. That night, I checked the footage. Turns out my stepmother broke it while cheating on my dad in our house. Her birthday was three days later. So instead of a gift, I played the footage in front of everyone.

@TSkrdla50651 @ShakeLS It doesn't matter if the guest country is a monarchy or something else. You decide to invite them as guests, then you should respect their f***ing flag. That's just good manners your country doesn't seem to have.Don't invite them, if you are to stupid to be good hosts.

@ShakeLS The President of El Salvador was more adored and respected by Americans than this archaic theater of Monarchy silliness.

King Charles and Camilla at the Arlington cemetery laying a wreath. The Union Jack is upside down lol 😂. So embarrassing. This whole trip has been such a mess.

@nosidegarage @Capito_Nihongo Zum Teil war einer der "Gründe", weil die Juden damals sehr geschäftstüchtig und erfolgreich waren. Es war einfach, sie zum Feindbild zu machen, da es viele Arme und Arbeitslose im Land gab.

@Capito_Nihongo やはりヒトラーです。ヒトラーはなぜ黒人やムスリムなど他の民族ではなくユダヤ人を迫害したのでしょうか？その理由が知りたいです。

日本人に質問なのですが、ドイツ人ってどんなイメージがありますか？ 真面目な印象などがありますか？ドイツ人との経験はありますか？ 何でもいいので、聞かせてください！

Everyone has that one 100+ hour game. 🎮 What’s yours? No judgment… unless it’s your 12th playthrough.

@VolodyaTretyak The Tiny Dick Style.

What is the name of such interior style? 🤔

@bunsha_iv @GermanSimply_ I am from Gelsenkirchen in the Ruhrgebiet! Love to hear, you spend some time in my home region. Hope you enjoyed your stay. ❤️🤩

@GermanSimply_ While i spent a few years im Ruhrgebiet, i had some encounters with people from whole germaspeaking world. I could even keep up with swiss people. ;)

Real question. Honest answers only. When you hear German spoken at native speed, what does your brain do? 🟢 follow most of it 🟡 catch words but lose the meaning 🟠 catch words then assume the meaning 🔴 understand nothing and panic ⚫ never actually heard it spoken natively Reply below. ⬇️ Your answer tells 𝗲𝘅𝗮𝗰𝘁𝗹𝘆 what to teach next. Not a broadcast but a conversation.

@Blues_Spieler Ich habe das bei Bettwäsche. Die sammelt immer die restlichen Teile in der Wama ein wie ein übergroßer Kleidersack.

'Nabend.... Ich hab das vor 2 Jahren schon mal gefragt, kam keine Antwort die plausibel war. Also: wenn ich 10 t-shirts in die WaMa haue kommen 4-6 auf links gedreht wieder raus. Und zwar inklusive Ärmel! IMMER! Bei jeder Wäsche. Temp: 60°. 100% Baumwolle. Jemand? 🤔

This. A thousand times this.

@francesafetytra Danish Esrom ❤️

What’s your favorite cheese in the world?

@Mikefromtheuk @archer_rs When spain calls Article 5 and US doesn't help, they are violating an existing contract. So in the end, US would only show with such a behavior, that they are just non-reliable trash talkers.

@archer_rs Trump doesn't need to expel anyone from NATO, if the US says Spain wouldn't be defended in the event of an article 5 attack then they have been de fact expelled.

Trump announces he is considering expelling Spain from NATO. NATO has to remind him he has no authority to expel any nation.

@MandantenH Offen und ehrlich sein und sagen, dass man den Kontakt auch gerne privat aufrechterhalten würde und fragen, ob das dem Mandanten recht wäre.

Ein mir ans Herz gewachsener Mandant lebt jetzt allein im Heim. Langsam gehen mir die Ausreden aus, weshalb ich persönlich bei ihm vorbeikommen muss. Bräuchte hier mal ein paar Anregungen!

@threenotes_jp German here. Japan is fascinating. Your culture, your history, your food... I would love to visit your country so badly ❤️ but I am afraid that it could be too difficult, because I know only a few japanise words 💔 sumimasen

海外のみなさん。日本が好き？

@MissMad420 Das Fliegende Klassenzimmer mehrere Filme vom Studio Ghibli wie z.B. Das wandelnde Schloss Wenn es vom Alter her passt: Die Welle

Alte Filme, die mein Kind gesehen haben muss. Sowas wie Flubber, Amy und die Wildgänse, E. T. Ich hab das Gefühl dem Jungen fehlen gute alte Filme 😃😊 und ich hab Kopf wie Sieb. Daher hier einfach mal sammeln, welche Filme ihr euren Kindern gezeigt habt oder vrohabt zu zeigen

@Team1337 @wsourdeau @Microinteracti1 That response made my day! Thank you very much! ❤️😂🤣

@wsourdeau @Microinteracti1 Krunk not knows if red berry poisonous, Krunk will make scrawny Oog-Oog eat berry before Krunk wife eat berry. Oog-Oog died after eating berry, Krunk wife not allowed eat berry ever!

In Praise of Being Told What We Can’t Eat I used to find European regulations mildly embarrassing. The endless directives, the committees, the solemn deliberations about cucumber curvature. It seemed like a continent-wide exercise in missing the point. Then I looked at what was actually in my food. More than 10,000 chemicals are permitted in the American food supply. Nearly 99 percent introduced since 2000 were approved not by the FDA, but by the food industry itself.  Companies writing their own permission slips, essentially. The GRAS loophole, created in 1958, allows manufacturers to self-certify that their ingredients are safe. The EU has no equivalent.  The results are specific. BHT, used to extend shelf life in cereals and crackers, is banned in Europe over endocrine disruption concerns – which is why you will never find Wheat Thins here.  Bovine growth hormone, linked to elevated cancer markers, is injected into American dairy cows and banned across the EU. Standard American milk contains it unless the label says otherwise. Potassium bromate, a probable human carcinogen, is still used in American bread.  This is not accident. Three of America’s biggest lobbying firms work for the food industry. Pepsi alone spends nine million dollars a year on lobbying. Incentives, working exactly as designed. Europe chose the precautionary principle. Prove it is safe before it goes in. America chose the reverse. Things are safe until enough people are harmed to prove otherwise. Throw in the right to repair, universal charging cables, and food labels a human being can actually parse – and what emerges is not bureaucratic overreach. It is a regulatory culture that decided to represent the person eating the food rather than the company selling it. Critics can call that excessive. I call it civilization. Stay connected, Follow Gandalv @Microinteracti1

Your German textbook lied to you. It taught you "Wie geht es Ihnen?" Real Germans say "Alles klar?" and keep walking. There's a whole German language your teacher never showed you. Thread: Every German slang word you actually need. 🇩🇪🧵 Save this. You'll use it forever.

@GermanSimply_ Another one: Och nö! = Oh no! "Nö" is the slang word for "nein". Make the ch in och sound like you are coughing up something disgusting from your throught.

@omgsidewalks If your fridge smells weird, put an open glass of milk in there. After a day or so, the smell will be gone. But don't drink that milk! It will taste awful.

I'm 22. Please recommend to me oddly specific life tips. No general “surround yourself with positive people” tips. I want the most random, specific advice possible please.