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White people can identify 500 breeds of dogs but will mix up two black coworkers

The reason 9-5 offices are so cold is because you’re surrounded by the ghosts of people’s dead hopes and dreams

We cannot all be trying to head home at 5:00PM. We have to start going home in groups

@NBAonPrime aka Netflix

@Mariners Raleigh had an above level season last year. He’s not that good. He wont even have 20 homers tbis season.

JULIOOOOO ties it up! #TridentsUp

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@LangmanVince @iownjd Corny as hell.

This guy is hilarious 😂

When the inventor of the USB stick dies they will gently lower the coffin, then pull it back up, turn it the other way, then lower it again.

I hate people that can't enjoy silence. Every second talk talk talk😭😭😭

The first thing I seen was the cauliflower ears on Markwayne Mullin and instantly Wiki’d him. He can fight! @KristiNoem @SenMullin @DHSgov

It’s rude to ask someone about their body count. It’s none of your business how many people I’ve killed.

Welcome to Twitter. A perfect stranger will be along shortly to misconstrue what you say and take it personally.

Progress in AI: Pre-LLMs: The computer checks your math Post-LLMs: You check the computer's math

Back in my day AI meant Allen Iverson.

Where on LinkedIn do we list our medications?

@DallasTexasTV They need to do something about that lettuce.

SHOCKER: Whataburger ranked as Texas' number 1 fast-food restaurant chain, according to FinanceBuzz

@isaapilled And always say go shoot something that shoots back.

I never understood hunting like why are U shooting animals for fun