I Buy Cards & Sealed Wax

@Blochead4real You're 100% going to be fine. I saw your future not kidding. Remember this tweet.

Hey all. I don’t do secrets and I don’t do coward. I’ve got prostate cancer. We caught it pretty early and my chances of survival are very high. Can’t lie, I’m terrified and it sucks. But I have the best wife and support system. Please pray for my heathen ass. Love to all

@RealDianeYap 165 IQ

Hi twitter, Tell me what kind of mental illness I have based on this pic of my condiments storage:

@judejon_ @books_rum Take a hit of 100x salvia and you'll know.

@books_rum How can a birthday party last for 35 years when birthdays are only 1 day out of every year?

My student said he smoked salvia and turned into a birthday party for 35 years lol

This you?

@IntroSpecktive Colin standin on bizness

Had the pleasure of visiting Culver’s for the second time in my life Peanut butter cheesecake mixer 11/10 Bacon deluxe burger 10/10 (again) Pretzel bites (recommended by you guys) 10/10 Onion rings 9/10 This is the best fast food chain in America, go argue with a wall!!!

@ElonogyX 🤣

Watch a spacecraft the size of a skyscraper flip itself upright and land softly in the ocean. First time in history.

Ichiro

@BosCardHunter 👀

Tick tock …

@Royals FIRE Q FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

FINAL: Rangers 7, Royals 6

@lowcortisol Nah

Weed smokers are the biggest losers on the planet

Would you pay $30 for these two plates? 🤔

Might make a terrible impulse purchase today

@elroy__preston Cash Tip at the door you dumb mfers.

If you’re ordering food to be delivered and you’re not tipping generously in this economy, shame on you

@crmccurdy2368 @CardPurchaser You're outta control #awesome

@CardPurchaser game 7 ripping

This is what peak wealth looks like to me. 12oz ribeye and 3 sliders for lunch. Just because bitcoin is down doesn’t mean your gains have to be. Stack sats, eat good, go gym, create memories. Be honest… Smash or pass? 🥩🔥

@gofishh77 Cash Tips at the door you dumb mfers. No wonder youre delivering food dipshits. Get your shit together.

If you order food from a delivery app, tip your dang delivery person. They can decline to be assigned to your order, plus it’s just a dick move. Good morning X.

@masonneers65 Been there. You won't even remember that in 10 years when youre on top of the world.

Embarrassingly broke, in 200 dollars of debt as well. Been going door to door doing yard work and have made 65 bucks. Life is fucking something idk what.

Today I am going to go to a target and buy every single pokemon trading card item I can and ruin a bunch of 8 year old’s day

@_StonersRUs_ You call that a brick smh

Are you even a true stoner if you haven’t smoked brick weed before?? 🤣

@NglMaya Dwayne Johnson

Gun to your head, name a rock.