Andrew B

@fesshole In an added twist it’s from the album “Dig Your Own Hole”…

Now I'm in my 40s, I semi-frequently do enormous poos that block the toilet. While sorting this out, I sing "Back with another one of those bog-blocking shiits" to the tune of the Chemical Brothers track.

@gigaclear Now working - thx!

@Lowbuzz Hi Andrew Please could you send us a DM with your customer number so we can provide you with the most accurate information regarding this outage? Kind regards, Digital Advisors

Hey @gigaclear - any idea when your service in Kent will be back up running? It’s been off all morning and your service status place is less than informative…

*service status page

@KentHighways @UKPowerNetworks When is the work going to be finished, and can you review the traffic light timings? You caused a three mile tailback on the A26 into Tonbridge this morning

Tonbridge, A26 Hadlow Road. Temporary traffic lights from 27th April near Yardley Park Road junction for @UKPowerNetworks repair works. Expect delays in the area: moorl.uk/?1477kkh

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@EOGamers Awesome job! This is going straight in the box. The rule book for this is way more horrific than any of the monsters in the game…

For those of you who have just discovered #Kemet or upgraded your original sets, here's the #KemetBloodandSand rules summary v1! orderofgamers.com/games/kemet/

@johnneh Add flaming to one - cliche. Add flaming to the other - noteworthy.

One day I will recognise the word brazier for what it is before I say brassiere to hundreds of people on the internet. Today was not that day.

@EOGamers Didn’t know you had one! But do you have any way of knowing how much traffic it drives to your website and videos?

OK EOG followers, I want to run something by you. I'm finding it harder and harder to justify having a Facebook page, when I hate everything that company stands for. I never used a personal page. Let me know - would you mind if I closed my EOG FB account?

This is incredible. A snowball fight filmed by cinema pioneers the Lumiere bros in France, 1896. It's been colourised and had the speed adjusted.

@EOGamers No worries and no useful advice either(!) except to say you make great content and keep doing it. Weird times at the moment, and sometimes all you can do is keep on keeping on....

@Lowbuzz You rock Andrew, thankyou so much! Fantastic to welcome you as a Steward of the Esoteric Order. Your certificate is on its way!

OK people, what can I do to increase my stagnant #Patreon support numbers? There must be some way to attract more people to back me after all the work I've done for gamers for 16 years and continue to do. Sensible suggestions would be highly appreciated - I'm at a loss! :)

@Peston Correlation does not equal causation.

And I slightly worry it inadvertently feeds the pernicious idea, that we hear too often, that “these people were always going to die of something”

Although this a striking correlation, I am not sure it shines a light on anything useful - because surely it could only reveal some kind of underlying cause if we thought path of COVID-19 infection was somehow similar to flu, and that seems implausible, especially with lockdown

@BadAstronomer “In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.” ― Terry Pratchett

My 101yr old father, who has voted since 1952, wasn't allowed to vote yesterday because his name had been struck off the registry. After failing to be clear as to why this happened, the registrar attempted to ascertain my father's mental competence. My family is filing an action

Still reeling…cannot comprehend I’ve won the @PrivateEyeNews Paul Foot Award!! 😱 What an honour. This is for the women around UK -nearly 90- who’ve shared terrible stories of domestic abuse by police officers & utter indifference (sometimes even collusion) by the “boys’ club”

@TomTugendhat The two are not mutually exclusive. If we are to have any moral authority in the 21st century we must both confront our past and stand up for the right to self determination.

@johnneh It was tone-deaf by Lush and my response was flippant. I didn’t suggest that it was all you were angry about, and fully support you in being so. I think we could all use a little more kindness at the moment.

@Lowbuzz 1) PR stunt or no, a massive company with huge reach is cosying up to the met at a time when police brutality is being discussed constantly around the world. That is worth examining. 2) Why are you talking like this is the only thing I'm angry about?

Well, fuck this

@TomTugendhat Charity auction! For every £500 pledged, Tom has to go a grade down on the clippers. Raise enough and we’ll have Kent’s answer to Jean Luc Picard....