Lucky Dog Theatre

The Laurel & Hardy Cabaret! Join @LuckyDogTP, regarded as being the best Laurel and Hardy re-enactors in the world for a special cabaret performance for @LeicsComedyFest! Tickets now on sale: leicestermuseums.org/event-details/…

@archivetvmus71 I acted with him once. He was very grumpy and sweary to the crew.

Top of the Pops (6th November 1980). Dennis Waterman sings the theme to Minder - I Could Be So Good For You.

@sarajcox That won't butter no parsnips.

Called mum on way home from show. Me: nice day? Mum: yeah we didn’t break any pots but it was a good day. Me: *confused silence* Please tell me the best saying your mum/nan/gramps/dad uses or used that you have no idea what it means or where it’s from. My mum has a few 😂

@a_toots Well, he's probably had three children in that coat...

This just looks like three children trying to get into the cinema to watch an 18-rated film.

@almurray Or his horse is called Friday. I've not checked the other comments, but I bet they all say the same thing.

The town is called On Friday.

@simpleappofcl Why do all these men look like wankers?

Intermittent fasting didn't work for me until I started doing it right

@supertanskiii Just needs a scythe now.

Nigel Farage turns up at the birthday party of 95 yr old woman in Frinton. Not quite made it down the coast to Clacton to hold surgeries for deprived constituents but will loom over his elderly target base for a photo op. Sounds about Farage. gazette-news.co.uk/news/24650267.…

@sarajcox On the spot fines for standing at a pedestrian crossing and not pressing the button so a crowd builds up, none of them doing it.

What new law would you bring in? Fun, silly, cute, cool answers only please if you will you brilliant bunch. Mine: “illegal to yawn in public without covering mouth” or “substantial fine for allowing your off lead dog to sniff a dog that’s currently being put back on lead” 🤣

@RobertCStern @MaryLTrump Unfortunately it's fake. Doesn't make it any less true.

Look what I found. Trumps own mother says it. Let’s get it trending. #disasterTrump

@henleyfestival Thank you for having us!

Were you there last year? What a year it was! From unforgettable performances to magical moments by the river, Henley Festival 2024 was one we'll never forget. Let’s relive the memories and get ready for even more excitement in 2025! #HenleyFestival #BlackTie #RISE #Westcoast

@OWS1892 Technically, Widdicombe isn't really human.

What kind of Christian is pro-death-penalty? #PoliticsLive

@Christo03770888 DON'T TELL HIM, PIKE!

Definitely before my time but surely someone will remember Z cars ?

@RupertLowe10 It's not politics, you idiot. It's showing you support other people's right to exist. Oh - hang on. That IS politics to you.

This flag should not be on display in hospitals, schools and other public sector institutions. If private individuals wish to display their views, that's fine - but not when taxpayer money is involved. Keep politics out of the public sector.

@outonbluesix The scariest picture in the world had me literally in tears of laughter.

Why isn't Look Around You better known than it is? It might be a parody of a specific type of science programme but it's done in a way everyone can 'get', and with jokes that are basically the joke equivalent of earworms. Thanks Robert and Peter. Theter. timworthington.org/2022/07/11/loo…

@sarajcox We play Laurel and Hardy professionally. You asked for a photo with us at Camp Bestival a few years ago! 😉

Have you ever had to dress up in a costume & ham it up? As a charity character, a work fundraiser, a mascot, a character for a kids birthday party? Tell all please!

@Damaan4u33 I think you only call it X if you're part of the Alt Right, don't you?

What do you call it Twitter or "X"?

@YesterdaysBrit1 One rung up from LAST OF THE SUMMER WINE.

How would you rate this BBC comedy series? #Retro #British

@sarajcox I was at a friend's funeral. The entire duration of the coffin leaving the church was the CD playing the intros of all the other tracks on the disc. By the time the right music came on, the coffin was at the door.

Tell me about the time you heard inappropriate music please? A special/romantic/important/nostalgic/solemn/nerve-wracking moment suddenly being interrupted by a song/music playing? Was it your fault? What was everyone’s reaction? All the deets please!

@Guardipendant @implausibleblog It's always useful, when questioning someone's intelligence, to use punctuation. It also helps if you're able to construct sentences in the correct grammatical order. Failure to do so may make people wonder if YOU have taken an IQ test.

@implausibleblog she obviously has not taken an IQ test

Lady with a neckerchief, "I'm getting a bit fed up of and sick to death of hearing of Israel's right to defend itself" #BBCQT "What Israel is doing is barbaric, it is not defending itself.. These Palestinians who have no way of stopping these bombs coming over.. It's obscene what I'm seeing on TV" "It's so gut wrenching, I do not know why anybody with an average IQ can't work out what they hell's going on" "The civilised world should take action and stop that, and do it by political negotiations" "The people I talk to are sickened of seeing these images of innocent people being bombed to death"

@soundstoryuk @BlondieOfficial @chrissteinplays @clem_burke This is a Sophie's Choice but I think I need to go for 11:59 - it sounds most like it belongs on PLASTIC LETTERS, which is my favourite Blondie album.

On this date in 1978 #Blondie released their third studio album. What are your favourite tracks from 'Parallel Lines'?