Selyna

The only time I spit instead of swallow is when it’s into another girl’s mouth

@mollymoonnn If not friend then why friend shaped??

Aww a stray bunny I should definitely bring him home and call him snuggle muffin

LMAOOOOOO????

@GreenTextRepost @ShadyIndividu4l Is his name Randy?

@Richmond_Lee I think a lot of people don't realize that too much suffering actually breaks you as a person, like just look at your local homeless population and see how many of them are amazing artist or brilliant scientist.....oh wait they're mostly addict to drugs

This is the funniest thing I've seen on twitter this week. It's a shame Jason Mantzoukas isn't on the site.

@empress_kiyana @trombonist_the HOW DO YOU TAKE THE PAIN???

@trombonist_the bruh YES

my laser tech keep saying my balls are “cute and very hydrated” wtf does that even mean????