Maize Wrangler

@KyleSeraphin @CattardSlim

@CattardSlim What is the species of blob on the far right? Who would voluntarily associate with such a low life expectancy physical specimen?

These chuds couldn't rig up a fishing pole, set up a canvas tent, or change a dirt bike tire between them. Yet they're Magas top alphas. That's all you need to know about Maga. 😂

@MetamateDaz I agree, but being worth billions isn’t the same as having billions though. Definitely be nice to have it and the ability to make things happen for good.

I genuinely don't understand people like Bezos and Musk. If I had billions of dollars, I would just start fixing everything. Homeless veterans sleeping on the streets? Not on my watch. Hungry children going to bed with empty stomachs? Hell no. They could be making life better but instead choose to build spaceships and data centers to pump stocks and destroy the planet

@TheRealJamieKay What else is in Leviticus that you want to follow?

Funny how these ‘patriotic Christians’ never seem to follow this part of the Bible. Leviticus 19:33–34.

@SoConLOCKS Use a quarter, does the same thing and you can get them for a quarter

20 quid for a singular ball marker… is it time to start the conversation?

@TheLeoTerrell Neither can mister “no new wars” Trump. So….

Mr. President: Iran CANNOT be trusted!

@emilykschrader Well I guess Israel is a sovereign nation and as such can do as they please. Just as we are a sovereign nation and are done with the whole region and as such would like to wish you the best. Your nation over played its hand. Best of wishes.

Correct. Israel will not tolerate this.

@KurtSchlichter Fuck yeah!!! More War!! Hell yeah!!

Restart and finish the Iran War.

@LindseyGrahamSC WGAF. Not our problem. Paying my bills, that’s my problem.

If it is perceived in the region that a deal with Iran allows the regime to survive and become more powerful over time, we will have poured gasoline on the conflicts in Lebanon and Iraq. A deal that is perceived to allow Iran to survive and possess the ability to control the Strait in the future will put Hezbollah in Lebanon and the Shia militias in Iraq on steroids.

@LindseyGrahamSC I believe the strait was open before you all went all ape shit crazy.

If a deal is struck to end the Iranian conflict because it is believed that the Strait of Hormuz cannot be protected from Iranian terrorism and Iran still possesses the capability to destroy major Gulf oil infrastructure, then Iran will be perceived as being a dominate force requiring a diplomatic solution. This combination of Iran being perceived as having the ability to terrorize the Strait in perpetuity and the ability the inflict massive damage to Gulf oil infrastructure is a major shift of the balance of power in the region and over time will be a nightmare for Israel. Also, it makes one wonder why the war started to begin with if these perceptions are accurate. I personally am a skeptic of the idea that Iran cannot be denied the ability to terrorize the Strait and the region cannot protect itself against Iranian military capability. It is important we get this right.

@mattvanswol How many times has dumbass don Junior been married?

The only reason I would ever skip my kid's wedding is if something absolutely MASSIVE was about to go down. So massive that missing the wedding would look small by comparison, even in hindsight... ...we are going to war, aren't we?

@TheOtherChrisN @PeteMundo @SaveStandard Wake up earlier and problems solved.

@PeteMundo @SaveStandard I'm neither a retiree or a golfer and I want more daylight in the evenings. Standard Time is disliked enough that we're only on it for 4 months out of 12. To suddenly go back the other way doesn't make sense to me.

Florida golf lobby pushing HARD for a terrible policy. Permanent standard time is the way. You want kids going to school in the dark and the sun rising at nearly 9am for much of the country in the winter? So some retirees can golf longer in Florida? NO! @SaveStandard

@blk613 @RapidResponse47 Dudes dumber than a bag of hammers. He don’t know the difference. But this is definitely more important than affordability and affordable fuel.

@RapidResponse47 Dear Mr. President, We tried Permanent Daylight Savings Time in 1974. It was a disaster! Permanent Standard Time is the healthiest. MAHA

@Kristinartz Me when I’m home

DOES ANYONE HERE HAVE SOMETHING IN THEIR HOUSE THAT'S OVER 40 YEARS OLD..

@jride2fast @KyleSeraphin @JessicaTarlov Yet makes sense in this clip.

@KyleSeraphin Tarlov is dumb af. Definitely one of those people that has no clue what shes talking about and just vomits out what's on the prompter. I.Q. 75(Graciously) @JessicaTarlov

I don't watch the Five, but this sounds like too many facts for too long for a Fox News audience. How many people threw food at their TV and changed the channel to "Ow MY Balls"?

@vivieg216 @AngelinaReagan7 They did. I remember watching on our 20 inch RCA console color TV!

@AngelinaReagan7 I’m pretty sure the tall ships came to Philadelphia.

This is so funny I just wanted to know who remembered the patriotism and how they celebrated!!??? I miss PATRIOTIC AMERICA!!! ❤️🇺🇸❤️🇺🇸

@AngelinaReagan7 Hell yeah! 9 years old at the time

Was anyone alive for the 200 Anniversary? 1976??? 🇺🇸🇺🇸

@iamyourfarmer He’s at the coffee shop talking gossip on how it should be done correctly.

Whatever happened to the 9 yr old that acted like he was while talking tractors. I hope he has a growth spurt and got into sports, guns, model rockets, just anything that he can’t be paraded around with and he can just be a kid instead content.

@Dencor1729 @WeTheBrandon And they still suck. So…. Yeah.

@WeTheBrandon Are you serious? The liberal boomers have ruined it culturally, but the majority of boomers worked 40+ years of their lives and their tax dollars have carried this country for 3 generations. Millions of us still work.

The Boomers have ruined this land.

@RealSamRogers When I was a broke ass army private I ate in the chow hall.

When I was a broke ass Army private my roommate and I split a Costco membership and bought like four rotisserie chickens a week. Add rice and beans and seasoning and I had a week of meals for like $20 Now that I have money I still buy two Costco rotisserie chickens a week.

@BlackLabelAdvsr 3.25

My first job paid me $6.25/hour. And I appreciated every cent I made. When I see the wages Target and Costco pays I smile. Gen Z has no idea how good they have it. What did you get paid at your first job?