Matt Simo

My god... Trump Just Survived An Assassination Attempt

FUCK THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA!

In Exorcist: Believer, when Chris is asked why she wasn't allowed in the room when Father Merrin and Father Karras were exorcising the demon out of Regan, she says "I wasn't a part of their patriarchy". That seems like just a stupid throwaway line that doesn't mean anything, but when you think about how reductive it is, how it completely ignores the context of the first movie, and the fact that two men dying to save her daughter is just completely ignored, and you think about how it encapsulates how so many people view the world through this dumbed down, black-and-white lens devoid of any nuance, you start to realize why modern writing is so terrible. They literally have the dumbest people in the world writing all of our entertainment now.

I can't believe they demanded to be paid more for this trash

I mean is anyone really surprised that this is what hasan has to say about this as he gorges down uber eats from his multi million dollar L.A home

マジでTwitterトレンドに政治ネタ入らなくなってる。なんて平和なんだ 解雇されてった人達は毎日こういう話題の選別みたいなことをやってたわけか

Ethan desperately clings to this notion that he is mainly hated for his politics, which is false. Its simple, you were the relatable voice of reason funny youtube guy now your a miserable Karen that cancels people for content. Just embrace it and be at peace dude.

Everyone knows he was “probably” joking. But Ethan would never be this charitable if one of his enemies made a similar take in a similar situation. Thats why you are getting dunked on big guy.

@AOC Stop hitting on me, I’m really shy ☺️

Listen, I can’t do miracles ok

This Elon Musk takeover is terrifying. We can't just have people going around and saying what they think. The best way to avoid this fascism is for a team of unaccountable progressives to decide which thoughts are correct via some vague, mysterious & subjective terms of service

@paraga Looking forward to working with Parag & Twitter board to make significant improvements to Twitter in coming months!

Oh hi lol

North American starter Pokemon (which one will you choose?)

Never-seen Bloopers of #JussieSmollett & Osundairo Brothers rehearsing the “Stage Attack” #IdrissTV

Guilty