Michael Baumgartner

Hey, I’m Michael Baumgartner—@MRB_Talent. 20+ years wrestling HR at Amazon, Amazon Japan, AWS and others. Think 35 sites, $4B ops, and keeping teams alive through COVID. Now I run Work-life Survival Center LLC—real HR for real messes.

@RealJamesWoods This is uncommonly kind. Truly.

I just realized that I can’t send an audio message on a DM on X. If you could just tell me his name, I’ll post it right on X.

@Descender421 @BrandonDavisBD Yes

@BrandonDavisBD does a dog die? honest question as my wife hates when dogs die in shows or movies and we plan on watching this sooner rather than later.

HE WAS IN ON IT ALL ALONG

@AmyMek Yep

Is anyone seeing these posts!?

@arcticinstincts @JackPosobiec @benshapiro for some reason this made me think of you given your comments on the arts

A study linked various SAT test scores to favorite bands- the lowest SAT scorers preferred Lil’ Wayne, and the highest preferred Beethoven

He is risen ✝️

@TRHLofficial Anyone who disagrees with 4 or more of the items on this list - Drafted

Since no one will see this anyway, here is a list of everyone I think should be drafted. 1. Mark Levin, we need the enthusiasm you bring to X on the front lines. Drafted. 2. Lindsey Graham, I hear you want to ask South Carolinians to send their sons and daughters to fight for Israel, well homie, You first. Drafted. 3. Ben Shapiro, you say this is the single greatest foreign policy move of your lifetime? You should see it from the front lines, legend. Drafted. 4. Every single person who has been telling Trump he is “the non-Jewish Messiah”. Yes we know about that. Congratulations on cracking the code, you win front row seats to see “Cyrus” usher in your apocalypse. Drafted. 5. Anyone saying “Charlie would have wanted this.” Bro, You’re as evil as they come. But F*** you you’re drafted now. 6. BiBi Netanyahu. I command you to rise from the dead or wherever the heII you are and be drafted. 7. Everybody in the government who supports this war and all their firstborn sons. Drafted. 8. People who believe abortion is healthcare— Guess what. War with Iran is healthcare now. Drafted. 9. The history retarded who think George Washington would want war with Iran. lol. You’re too dumb to insult. Drafted. 10. Men who compete in women sports. Iran is the women’s sports now. Drafted. 11. Every pundit who destroyed their credibility over the last 3 months defending Jeffrey Epstein. Ew. Drafted. 12. Everyone on the Epstein client list. You’re double drafted. 13. Everyone who participated in the 2020 George Floyd riots. Drafted. 14. The Covid tyrants. You’re all drafted now. 15. The corpses of Dick Cheney and John McCain. Drop them in Iran, they should see this. Drafted. 16. The El Salvador Prisoners. Microchip them all, they’re dying for Israel. Drafted. 17. Bill Kristol, David Frum, Max Boot, Jennifer Rubin, Victoria Nuland. Get out of my sight, you’re all drafted. 18. John Bolton. You’re the most drafted of all. 19. The J6 committee. You’re the war with Iran committee now. Drafted. 20. People who don’t like dogs. You can’t be trusted. Drafted. 21. Every podcaster who lied us into this war and every other war. Drafted. 22. Vegans, cyclists, crossfitters, and people with pronouns in their bio. Drafted. 23. Antifa. You psychopaths are fkn crazy. We need that. Drafted. 24. The $7000 club, and anybody is taking money to lie to you. Drafted. 25. Feminists and male feminists. You’re both just awful. Drafted. 26. People who asks Grok “is this is real”. Drafted. 27. PETA. You brought this up upon yourselves. Drafted. 28. Activists for foreign nations. You’re all activists for the war in Iran now. Drafted. 29. People who blow rape whistles at protests. I could not draft you fast enough. 30. People who report their untaxed purchases across state lines. You won’t be hurting America anymore. Drafted. 30. Gun-grabbers. Grab this d***. Drafted. 31. AIPAC. I could not draft you harder if I tried. 31. Furries. Get in the box or your antisemitic. Drafted. 32. Pedos. Get comfortable, you won’t be coming back. Drafted. I reserve the right to add to this list

@TheLucyShow1 Very funny

Get a dog, they said 🤣🤣🤣

@MattWalshBlog And I thought I was alone in the way my brain works. Rabbit holes are always educational

Watching Toy Story 3 with my kids. In the landfill, the toys are apparently the only conscious beings amid all the random plastic objects. And yet in the fourth installment we’re introduced to a self-aware spork that Bonnie, a young child, has named Forky. This suggests that consciousness in the Toy Story universe is imbued into objects only once they are named and loved by a human being. This would explain why the toys in Sid’s room in the first film apparently have a more rudimentary and savage form of consciousness, reflecting the conscious state of the child who owns them. I need to develop this theory more. I’ll let you know what I come up with.

@ResisttheMS Pissing off the press. Good move. 😂

MUST-SEE: AOC says that Bari Weiss "kisses billionaire b*tt." "We saw what happened with that 60 Minutes piece on CECOT. Bari Weiss k*lled it. And she's not there because she's a good journalist. She's there because she kisses billionaire b*tt…"

@JackPosobiec Last gasps of 4th turning. Reset is already happening. Revival, boom, peace around the corners

4th Turning

@JackPosobiec @mndcyf Has anyone asked how the poor dog in the back seat is?

Hi @MNDCYF! I would like to report an unfit parent who is displaying violence and aggression to law endorsement Rebecca Good should not be entrusted with a child

@Mishi_2210 116...move the center stick in 4 to the left and straight down from the left vertical stick

What is the number..? Only 1% will succeed

@thehealthb0t @grok. True?

The shocking truth about ketchup.

@DefiantLs There are thousands of work from home jobs out there. Most Customer Service gigs are WFH. She is in a car, be a delivery driver…. The whole Gig economy works

SNAP recipient says she needs a job that fits all of her standards to go back to work

@SpeakWithDeeDee @grok. Is this true?

@RedWave_Press @grok true?

Jessica Tarlov: “All Republicans that voted to confirm [RFK Jr.] who are saying we are denying people vaccines.” Jesse Watters: “What vaccines has he denied someone?” Jessica Tarlov: “Covid-19.” Jesse Watters: “To who? Who can’t get a Covid-19 shot?” Jessica Tarlov: “To Erick Erickson’s wife, to begin. And Bill Cassidy used — ” Jesse Watters: “Wait a second. You mean you can’t walk into your doctor’s office and get a Covid-19 shot?” Jessica Tarlov: “No you can’t! Why don’t you ever prepare?! Why don’t you prepare? Kathy Hochul had to do an emergency — ” Jesse Watters: “Is this true?” Kayleigh McEnany: “No, it’s not true.” Jessica Tarlov: “It is true, Kayleigh. Stop!”

@ArthurMacwaters @grok. Is this real or parody

I was fired from Cracker Barrel today. I ran our company’s rebranding team. Turns out a small group of angry activists didn’t like that we took the old guy off the logo and threw a fit They blamed me for tanking the stock price 19% and fired me on the spot. Taking some time to reflect and will start looking for jobs soon!

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