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Here’s a tip: if you live your life badly enough, nobody will ever come to you for advice or to talk about their problems. So I got that goin for me. Which is nice.

Can’t sleep because I’m too excited to wake up and have my coffee and cigarette

@CockDoc @ChristinaP He has!!

@ChristinaP Has Iler been on AYG?!? @MainMunchie

Is Rob gross or classy? #YMH 832 youtu.be/wYCI_UG8fkg

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

i’ve started rejecting all cookies instead of accepting them. idek what it means but i’ve had enough

Cooper DeJean did the Iverson Stepover and got flagged for taunting… No. Fun. League.

@Todd_Spence How the hell did he change in less than 20 seconds?

In 2006 Will Ferrell surprised the SNL audience when he joined musical guest Queens of the Stone Age as his "Cowbell" character from six years earlier. When lead singer Josh Homme kept laughing during rehearsal, he was told to try to think of Will as a serious musician so he wouldn't break 😂

Girls … I understood why they advise us to get married and have kids before 25. Because after that, our brain starts working, and the decision won’t seem so reasonable anymore.

In Swedish, a word for what you eat to bridge the gap between meals (or while waiting for the main course to cook) is stödmacka. It means "support sandwich." A similar word in Norwegian is ventepølse, or "waiting sausage."

hang it in the louvre, as the kids say.

When I say I have plans, this is what I mean:

Unfortunately no one will ever look cooler than Robert Redford playing ping-pong with Paul Newman

@AtlasPlus_ That’s why I buy tan leather just like this

Took this wallet brand new with me to Japan and this is how it’s aged in 3 weeks

Ginkgo chair by Claude Lalanne, 1999

@greg16676935420 They already make these 🙂

Invention Idea: a toaster with a glass side so you can see how toasted your toast is while you’re toasting it

Word of the Day is ‘snerdle’ (19th century): to lie warm and still beneath the covers for as long as humanly possible.

The Japanese are a very fine culture.

@Wydlyker Post the recipe coward 😑

Churro Cheesecake Donuts

— This is the most beautiful cloud I've seen this year. ☁️💫 | ttmhs

Vintage Murano glass designs >>