Mantis Toboggan

@PHNX_Suns Suns turning into the snakes. Unbelievable

BREAKING: Jalen Green (hamstring management) and Devin Booker (ankle management) are BOTH OUT vs OKC.

@JeffNadu Team #NADU but bookmark this when he wins a natty. Bad, bad take NADU. Regardless, enjoy some Stellas tonight boss

Bryce Underwood is fuckin brain dead… Whittingham first piece of business is get a new fuckin QB!!

"During instant replay review, we have the ability to review all unsportsmanlike acts. There was no unsportsmanlike act observed for making contact with a referee." - Crew Chief Tyler Ford Narrator: “It was unsportsmanlike”

@ChipotleTweets @caleb_downs2 The hell?

Had to help our local Chipotle lock down their spot on High St. for Rivalry Week. 🔒 @ChipotleTweets — Chipotle Partner

@zbitter Convinced high carb is the best method? Or going to try to get carbs/hour higher before making the call?

Fueling & Hydration totals from my 100 mile in 11:48:25 Saturday. ⬇️

.@michaeljknowles on political violence: “This is not merely a matter of some fringe actors, some extremists who simply have an emotional problem, as has been suggested here today. This would seem to be, clearly, an ideological issue at every level of the American Left.”

Bill Clinton on illegal immigration. 1995. State of the Union. Today’s Democratic party would call him a far-right extremist. CNN would say he’s a bigot.

Hillary Clinton: Deport any illegal alien who committed a crime! The left would call her a far right extremist now

Bill Maher takes a SLEDGEHAMMER to Democrats claiming there are more than two genders, there are NO biological differences between men and women, and tr*nsing kids is ethical. “I couldn’t get Neil deGrasse Tyson. A genius scientist… to agree that it was ridiculous for scientific America and The Atlantic to be claiming that ‘Separating Sports By S*x Doesn’t Make Sense.’ Yes it does! Actually it makes perfect sense.” “[Democrats] see gender as only a construct and s*x as assigned at birth and [Conservatives] say we’re not doing that.” “Tr*ns kids by self-diagnosis, with no age limit, no parental notification, and no acknowledgment of social contagion. Not doing it.”

Everyone with Marvin Harrison Jr. on their fantasy team ❤️

Drew Petzing’s offense takes the field!

Van, this wasn’t easy to share. I disagree with so much of what you say but I have such respect for you for doing this. I wish you both would have had the opportunity to sit down for that open dialogue because “when the dialogue stops, that’s when violence begins.”Charlie Kirk

"I'm gonna eat some Häagen-Dazs coffee ice cream with my wife and smoke a cuban cigar... and then probably go to the hospital." 😭 There’s only one Biff Poggi 🐐

These are the same people lecturing us now about how much they love free speech

"It's always frustrating when you know you may not get the impact that you want in the game, especially when you put in so much work." Cardinals WR Marvin Harrison Jr.'s happy to be 2-0, but it's frustrating not getting the results he expects from himself @PHNX_Cardinals

In addition to flying in private jets, AOC stayed in $1000 a night hotel rooms on her “fight the oligarchy” tour.

we gotta talk about this @Willj1228 hit 😳

Stephen Ain’t gives his Top 5 List about the @espn App & the Disney+, Hulu, ESPN Unlimited Bundle ✍️

ONE LUCKY PERSON WHO REPOSTS THIS WILL WIN MY THURSDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL PARLAY! DALLAS COWBOYS VS PHILADELPHIA EAGLES! WIN THE PARLAY PLUS MY BOOK! MUST REPOST AND BE FOLLOWING ME TO WIN! I WILL PICK ONE LUCKY PERSON AT 7:30 EST! TURN YOUR NOTIFICATIONS ON!

I just found the 3 best bets. 6-0 run and 10-1 last 3 days. Repost this and I will send them out!