Mr MargaretScratcher

@ByDonkeys @AccidentalP @stevecoogan65 @ChrisMorrisBits @Thedaytoday @_TheDayToday_

CTTN - Is Nigel Farage cool? WELL IS HE? CUT TO THE NEWS! instagram.com/reel/DJEAJGHIl… #NigelFarage #ReformUK #deformuk #vjing #thedaytoday #chrismorris #stevecoogan @stevecoogan65 @ChrisMorrisBits

@4057771194Colin @MaryLTrump What about now?

@MaryLTrump Anyone can have classified documents as long as one has a security clearance for the documents or material. One must have a secure place &/or safe to keep them in. The "safe" & lock must follow standard procedures as outlined by regulations. Trump has committed no crime.

This picture is harrowing.

@bythedewpond @RobotLong @Steve_Laws_ @ThatAlexWoman Good one! Talk us through your amazing joke... AND GO!

Living in London I get homesick for England It’s not ours anymore. It’s not British.

@bigmadlad @Steve_Laws_ @ThatAlexWoman What's an "ethnic british" person? Or, to put it another way - how far back is the cutoff for people coming here and settling?

@Steve_Laws_ @ThatAlexWoman First they have to admit that Africans and Indians are not and cannot be British. Ethnic British people are the only British people

@Steve_Laws_ @ThatAlexWoman Off you fuck then

@DJames123 @simonharris_mbd When did you get time to speak to every single attendee?

@simonharris_mbd This has missed the point. The reason the Glasto thing was highlighted is that they are all preaching about saving the planet etc. Hypocrites.

@Bbbn192 Could have done with this today - made a crab that walks using drivers, but only sideways, and feet dont account for terrain height...

Blender 3.6 is now out! blender.org/download/ Many cool simulation projects will be coming out soon! #b3d #geometrynodes

@magpie1159 @JohnCleese It's never any of this, the things that would never enter anyone's list of "what do our taxes go towards", that are cut in times of austerity

@JohnCleese In relative terms, spending £50k for Sunak is equivalent to you or I spending 50p... and if it wasn't actually your money, would you fret about it?

How can he possibly believe that this extravagance can be justified

@Stedmond2 @marbleicehook @d_mystify @wdunlap @realDonaldTrump @thebradfordfile Plus you're confusing me thinking Trump, is, and always was a massive fucking cunt of a conman, and rooting for Biden.

I WON THE ELECTION!

@Stedmond2 @marbleicehook @d_mystify @wdunlap @realDonaldTrump @thebradfordfile Got any proof of any of that yet? Anything as substantial as, say... this? foxla.com/news/trump-aud…

@esyomj @halfsack1981 @fesshole They're all on archive.org

@halfsack1981 @fesshole Are the original episodes with poppy still around to listen anywhere?

Early morning on a train. Homeless bloke starts coughing his guts up and a massive phlegm flies out of his gob and lands on the lapel of a well-dressed woman that's dozed off. I watched in horror as she woke up, clocked the phlegm, assumed it was hers and quickly sucked it up.

@fesshole This was on gossipmongers

@geordieguyron @Huw_Corness This argument is basically "xxxx job shouldn't exist"

@Huw_Corness If your unhappy about your wage Get another job

When I speak to severely unwell patients who’ve spent many painful and frightening hours waiting for an ambulance, only to spend many more suffering on a trolley in an A&E corridor, they all say the same thing: “I just want the government to sort out all those small boats.”