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@salesforce unsurprising news

If you have worked at @salesforce, I know you are underqualified for any position outside of that company.

@ChiTownCircus Finest scholars in the entire city!

Another teen takeover last night, this time at North Avenue Beach, involved more than 100 of Chicago’s finest youths. When they got bored enjoying the sand, they moved west. -A group of teens attacked someone at State and Division. -Some kids attempted to steal an SUV at LaSalle and Clark. -A woman was hit at Elm and Lake Shore Drive. -One kid was caught with a gun. -Another fight broke out at Clark and North. At about the same time police were dealing with a takeover involving hundreds of kids at 57th Street Beach. Just blocks away, three men were shot. Please choose Chicago as your vacation destination this summer, where you can interact with the wildlife and savor the food. And remember, don’t demonize our youth who are just looking for something to do.

@JBPritzker Income tax, sales tax, property tax, gas tax, cigarette tax, cannabis tax, alcohol tax, gambling tax, amusement tax, utility taxes, rideshare fees, hotel tax, parking fees… did I miss anything? Maybe better budget management would actually help low and middle income IL residents

We have to decide if we want to be a country where working families can afford to buy homes. Or one where homeownership is out of reach for everyone.

Josh Jacobs with the full GTA mission list of charges: battery, criminal damage to property, disorderly conduct, strangulation/suffocation, and intimidation of a victim. #beardown

$PL bullish on this Johnny since birth

@ChicagosMayor @chicago The only part anyone actually noticed, the “democracy zones,” got removed because it was legally questionable. So after all the drama, speeches, and headlines, Chicago ended up with a task force, mailbox suggestions, and anti-doxing language.

Black and Brown folks' voting rights continue to face escalating threats nationwide, as Trump and the far right-wing advance their effort to restrict voting access. @Chicago must stand firm to protect the progress our people have fought for over generations. There was no greater leader in that fight than the late Rev. Jesse Jackson, Sr., and I am proud that we came together as a city to celebrate his legacy by moving proactively to protect voting rights, expand civic participation, and ensure every Chicagoan has a voice in shaping our future.

I am presently being held as a hostage on a United Arlines flight. #baltimore #atlanticcity #flying

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@JBPritzker Maybe it’s time to come up with a few original ideas and actually help the people of Illinois. Word salads and higher taxes aren’t exactly moving the needle for everyday residents #chicago #crime #taxes

@ChicagosMayor Brandon Johnson being mayor of Chicago is like an assistant equipment manager becoming the general manager responsible for all payroll, contracts, roster decisions, and overall operations of a major franchise. #chicago

@JBPritzker One to talk… your Illinois “specialty taxes” list is so long it needs a table of contents

The most corrupt president in American history is taking money out of your pocket.

@JBPritzker It’s fascinating watching “less crime” somehow become a controversial opinion.

Keep Chicago out of your mouth.

Down goes the second tower in Oxford, Ohio. #thetachill Remember the bag market crash of 2026

@JBPritzker Illinois residents have been fronting the bill for years. $5.79/gal in Chicago today. About ~$0.65–$0.67 of that is state gas taxes, plus $0.184 federal tax. State gas taxes go up again in July! Illinois collected roughly ~$3.0B in gas taxes last year alone… #gas #illinois

Democrats need to focus on putting more money in people's pockets. And that includes raising the minimum wage across the country.

Talking tough on gas prices while going after DJT but Illinois already has among the highest gas taxes in the U.S. We pay a per-gallon gas tax with automatic inflation hikes plus sales taxes tied to fuel prices. When prices go up the state collects more. Where is our relief? #gas

Even more teens and police at North Avenue Beach tonight. From the looks of it, I think they’re hosting a joint party at Shore Club together! #teentrend #party #chicago #takeover

There seemed to be an abundance of police and teenagers at North Avenue Beach this evening. I’m thinking they were probably planning to set up the volleyball nets together. #chicago

I think completing a Hyrox requires posting at least half a dozen photos of yourself doing it