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@99_Colorado Dentist told me I needed some cavities filled. In 1995. Dem teefs is still doin’ fine.

Calling it!! Good man!

@KerbalNut @alexboge All the leaves. All at once. It’s like you’re done before you even started. Everybody wins.

@alexboge Just tell ‘em it’s a leaf blower. [slaps CFM56] you can blow so many leaves with this baby…

Picked it up cheap, might film some zero-g experiments later. I don’t think the HOA has anything about this in their rules.

@teslayoda Thin crust pepperoni and mushroom FTW.

Detroit pizza > Chicago deep dish thing.

@wholemars Have you met my friend?

HA! Only twenty six unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only twenty seven unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only twenty eight unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only twenty nine unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke! HA! Only thirty unsupervised Robotaxis? What a joke!

@LloydLegalist Literally laughed out loud. So LLOL.

Dear God, we ask that you would NOT let this dog’s wish come true.

Some are requesting for my full body shot.

@DigitalDaisyX Hasn’t come to our house yet either 😢.

No 14.3.2 update today Let’s check back in the morning

@TechOperator I took a nap. Worked all three days of my 3 day weekend — by choice — because I like my job as a machinist. So I took a nap. Gratuitous slo-mo pic of some chips flying…

You can just take a nap.

@itskyleconner I’m sorry.

forever my copilot

@CybrLou @davepl1968 Done right, a Whopper is hard to beat 👍🏼😃.

@davepl1968 i prefer the whopper can we get a map for that

A map of Big Mac prices across the country, varying from $3.49 to $8.09 pantryandlarder.com/mccheapest

@davepl1968 What I love about capitalism is if I don’t like the price of a Big Mac, I ain’t gotta buy a Big Mac. And if enough people don’t buy Big Macs, then the clown will probably lower the price.

@JessicaTetreau I feel that.

Just drove 5 hours in a car without FSD and my nerves are RATTLED.

@JSX423 @dezmondOliver At first I was like, “Ahhhh…”, but then I remembered it’ll reverse for better visibility when being summoned, so what’s up with that? Maybe bumping into stuff when you’re being summoned is ok since hooman is s’posed to be watching?

@dezmondOliver Still dangerous because HW3 rear camera only has 120 degree FoV.... Probably the main reason they haven't added reversing

If you have a hw3 and want FSD to back out of a parking space, use this simple hack so you can feel as cool as hw4 people

@vad3rt3sla These things are everywhere. Maybe I have yours?

Can Apple please add Find My to the chargers? Thank you, Everyone

@DavidMoss For a coworker’s retirement, we calculated that his life’s work had been part of over one and a half light years of human travel. He was a solenoid guy… fuel injectors and transmission pressure control valves and such.

Tesla owners have now crossed over 10 billion miles driven on FSD Supervised! 100 billion coming soon 🙂

@davepl1968 One of the many things we did for fun in the ‘80s.

I can start and stop a Casio stopwatch in 0.07 seconds, which is 70ms. 200ms is not instant...

@tylershez @wholemars I bet the photons don’t even appreciate this though.

@wholemars In the perspective of the photons, it takes zero time at all.

It would take a beam of light in a vacuum about 15 hours to travel 10 billion miles

@Tryangle @OverlyTrev What Doug said. The plug kit, a TINY amount of knowledge and skill, and a small inflator may totally save you someday.

Here’s my challenge for you Trev. I get that you have a long trip ahead so getting it done gives you peace of mind…. But take this oppurtunity to stop by a store and pick up a plug kit and throw it in your sub trunk or frunk. Learning new skills is one of the more rewarding things you can do in life…. Set yourself up for it next time! Also…. I’ve talked to you enough to know that you totally got this covered. And you’ll never do it until you do it!

Just woke up and see a lot of comments telling me to “just plug it yourself it’s not difficult”. Thanks for the suggestions but this is the scenario 👇 1. I don’t even have a tire plug kit with me. 2. Iv never plugged a tire. 3. Im not going to try to mess with that while we have a 10 hour+ roadtrip home. 4. Discount tire can do it for free or a local Firestone shop that is a few miles down the road can do it for $35 professionally. So no I’m not going to just do it myself. Is it something I might learn to do in the future? Yeah sure but on a Sunday at 7am when you’re trying to get home? No. I filled the tire up last night and the Good news is it’s a very slow leak. The front right tire is one with the nail.

@mrfundman Wtf is going on with this guy??!!

Robotaxi team when TexasTSLA books ride

@wholemars First Class 👍🏼😁

You know that feeling when you’re on a flight across the country, and you hit cruising altitude and just kick back and relax? That’s what taking long distance trips on Tesla Self-Driving feels like now.