Matt Hotle

@jarvis_best @nypost @3YearLetterman ? Was it gently used?

@nypost Someone smashed his face with an encyclopedia Brittanica

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@meathead I am cooking ribs on my pellet grill for dinner tonight.

Gas grills aren't inferior. They're just misunderstood. There. We said it. Gas gives you precision. Repeatable heat, zone control, and the ability to go from cold to cooking in 10 minutes. For weeknight meals and faster cooks, it's genuinely the smarter tool. Charcoal gives you flavor and theatre. That smoke ring, the ritual of the build, the low-and-slow magic. Worth every minute when you have the time. Neither is better. They're designed for different situations. The only bad choice is arguing about it instead of cooking. What are you firing up this week? Gas, charcoal, or something else? Drop it below. We genuinely want to know. #BBQ #GasGrill #CharcoalGrill #BackyardBBQ #AmazingRibs #GrillDebate

I would love to spend a few evenings talking with Sasse about these issues. Not because I’m smart enough to have those conversations, and not because his politics and mine totally map, but that’s where the fun would be. God bless you, Ben Sasse.

@meathead Cooking for wife+me: baby backs, Riles rubs, set sauce. Cooking just for me: full spare, SPG, sauce set prior to wrap (mostly Aaron Franklin’s Master Class process).

Dry ribs are sad. Dry ribs plus excuses are worse. If we are firing up ribs, we are doing it like we mean it. This is our go-to smoked ribs recipe with the techniques that actually matter so we get tender, juicy ribs with legit bark and real smoke flavor. amazingribs.com/best-barbecue-… Rib debate time. Baby backs or St. Louis, and are you team sauced or team dry rub only? #BBQ #Ribs #PorkRibs #SmokingMeat #GrillLife #BBQTips #MeatScience #OutdoorCooking

@TurnBucklBBQ Not sure what ‘passed up’ means. I go SPG and my family and friends love it. I’m not cooking comp (and that’s not a comp brisket), so I guess I’m in the buggy. Maybe my grandson will pass me in a Porsche in a few years. 😀

The Salt, pepper and smoke is all you need people are the same ones being passed up by the automobile on their horse and buggy. The only constant is change. Either keep up or get passed up….💉

@meathead I used to make a variant of Melissa Kingston’s rub for my ribs. Then I found Heath’s products, and now I use them most of the time, along with some Meat Church stuff as a changeup. The combo of garlic/jalapeño and championship rub is my favorite sweet rib. My wife’s, too.

Nobody, but nobody cooks ribs better than Heath Riles. If you are addicted to a rub or a sauce, do not under any circumstances try his because you’ll never go back.

@chisledtip24 @BleacherNation Yeah, the new contract puts more pressure on. But, you KNOW you’re gonna get great D. Even at .220 he’ll still steal 30 and several runs for you with his speed. I don’t know if it’s .220 or .240. I do know it’s long season, and a longer 6 years.

@MattHotle @BleacherNation That is a lot of money for a great glove and well-below average hitting.

Should Pete Crow-Armstrong's Slow Start Be a Cause for Alarm? bleachernation.com/cubs/2026/04/1…

@GrillinFool @ar_steve It’s not really gimmick I guess. It’d work fine. I’d be more likely to use my grill, though, or a broiler. So the ‘are you really tryin’’ thing is a bit overboard. And for ribs, I’m more likely to be just setting the sauce, not caramelizing it.

@ar_steve You think caramelizing a sweet glaze on ribs is a stupid gimmick? Did you criticize someone using the word "moar?" 🤣🤣 I'd explain the food science behind the torch, but I doubt you would be able to understand. It's probably MOAR than you can handle.

Moar stupid gimmicks 🙄🙄

@HackingDave ….and then you have grandkids! Well, hopefully other things happen first, but that’s how it feels. 😀. Our fourth is almost 4 months old, and I still (sometimes) feel like a kid! Congrats!

My boy in the middle. At our orchestra concert. Can’t believe he’s graduating high school already man. Time passes quick.

@K1wiVT If you ever feel a pain on the side of your mouth, check for a hook.

if you ever feel dumb remember that some people think a Jewish man born in the middle east was wight and wrote the bible in English

@PKNCAAWBB Maybe, but she’ll get all the playing time she needs to grow. If she does well, maybe she’s back in the portal in a year going to a better fit. Nothing but the best to her from this Iowa fan. Sad it didn’t work out in IC.

That's a really, really weird fit

@Jay_3shifty Good luck to her. Hope she does well, every game except against Iowa.

Addie Deal to Wisconsin very interesting

@AdamPollock That looks great! Almost as good as La Mere Besson’s, a little (and now closed) spot in Cannes I loved when I visited for our conferences. I still remember the (one) server saying ‘You again!’ when I walked in for the 4th night in a row. 😀

Made a crème brûlée in a little Le Creuset pot

@AWoliczko @PapaBearTG @TimothyWil72833 I read a story a while back that called your daughter the person USA basketball wanted to build a team around. I saw that last night. Just plays the game. Gets boards. Passes. In the right place. Can’t wait ‘til next fall.

@PapaBearTG @TimothyWil72833 Yup. 1st full court possession she picked up the PG, turning her multiple times almost forcing a shot clock violation

McKenna Woliczko is the most well-rounded player in the country. It's going to be some spooky hours in Iowa City.

@HerkyJames99272 @TimothyWil72833 Well……no. McKenna was the best basketball player on a floor full of ‘stars’ last night. She starts day 1.

@TimothyWil72833 And...Jan will park her on the bench. Play the talent!!! Examples: Chavez @ Oklahoma, Jazzy D @ USC. These players are highly rated for a reason. Just let them play!!

@Greekwario @BlizzardCS @_MartinNielsen @Shobektv How do they identify which of the millions of subs are their ‘favorites’?

Why doesn’t @Shobektv get perma banned for buying gold? The selective enforcement of TOS makes it look like you’re playing favorites. You should downgrade my ban to 6 months if you want to be technical with the TOS considering you perma banned an account that had zero prior actions

🙏 HELP ME PLEASE 🙏 For almost 6 months Blizzard have constantly changed there mind regarding my suspension and I am so upset and frustrated, please help me. @BlizzardCS @BlizzardCSEU_EN @WarcraftDevs @Blizzard_Ent #WorldOfWarcraft #WoW #Blizzard #BannedFromWoW (Post 1 of 7)

@freyjonah23 Not yet. Still need another wing (Teagan leaving hurts) and a couple shooters. Also need Layla to take a major step forward. But overall, a great pickup!

This is HUGE. Jan Jensen found her scoring guard. Chit-Chat can return to her natural role as a distributor. Additionally, the more teams have to focus on defending Iowa outside, the more effective Heiden will be in the paint. Any doubts about this team should be gone.

@strallweat @jarvis_best @Hpgabagool Why don’t you just call him a shitposter and be done with it?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Jarvis. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical reader's head. There's also Jarvis nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Jarvis truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Jarvis's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Jarvis's genius unfolds itself on their phone screens. What fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Jarvis tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.

“conservative influencer” lol

@RJHINDM I also love Stremlow’s leadership. If she improves her shooting she may deserve a starting role. If she doesn’t, I’d look for her to be first off the bench at guard. And I certainly don’t think Jan is done. Need another true wing and a spot up shooter at the minimum.

@RJHINDM I’m not sure how your thoughts on Woliczko align with her performance last night. She may have been the best basketball player on the floor: double double, 13 boards, led the team in assists. She’s an immediate starter.

Chit Chat Dani Carnegie Journey Houston Mckenna Woliczko Ava Heiden That is one SOLID starting 5. Stremlow and Hays will get lots of run as well. Look forward to seeing the rest of the roster fill out.