Matt Kimsey

If you don't care bout savin coral reefs do not speak to me

you mad weird for not letting me merge

"whether by feeling it or inflicting it, all i know is pain"

The Irish regiments in the Civil War refusing to fight each other and the Italian regiments hating each others’ guts is proof Ireland is a real nation and Italy is a geographic expression.

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

It’s fun to park really really far away from the store as your passengers yell in protest

White people be like my dad got hooked on pills after he hurt his back

White girls be like: it’s 8 am time to give my cat its prescription Zoloft

cats holding things in their little mouths and walking around is one of the cutest things ive ever seen

trump told you he doesn't think about your financial situation then boarded a plane to China with some of his closest billionaire friends.

White chicks be like you haven’t experienced REAL Mexican food till you come to Alpharetta, Georgia

America can’t be saved. Far too many stupid people who don’t know they’re stupid and would rather die than learn anything.

I believe in leftist ideas wholeheartedly, but a lot of leftists are really annoying.

It’s try not to get institutionalized Tuesday

Whut?

Doctors say that fluoride helps build strong teeth. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and takes raccoon penises home for “further study” says it causes autism. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

No. Im sick of the world catering exclusively to you day walkers. I don't even have 24/7 hour Walmart or McDonald's anymore.

BREAKING: Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situations motivating you to make a deal? [with Iran]” Trump: “Not even a little bit…. I don't think about Americans’ financial situation”

I hate when my boss gives me tasks like please go get some hoes man lol

I get stoned and still outperform people that are dead sober