@jasonamico @RedArmyHooligan Yeah dude I was just drunk, it’s really not that deep lmao
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@MatthewDuell
if you’re asking yourself whether something I said is a joke or not, there’s about a 97% chance it’s a joke.
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@RedArmyHooligan @MatthewDuell Wasnt a typo he capitalized World cup. A lot of people like him are clueless and think club teams are part of the World Cup or something lol ive heard worse from people who work in and around soccer in the US
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A lot of you are going to watch soccer this summer because of the World Cup. Give MLS a shot. Is it the best league in the World Cup? Hell no. But your local team has guys shotgunning fucking beers after scoring winning goals.
FC Dallas@FCDallas
The boats are ablaze ⛵️🔥 Sam Sarver the man that you are
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@TheHoneybear23 @NotJackKemp And the bit about Hitler drinking Mountain Dew lol
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@NotJackKemp Love Joe List’s bit on that
“He was watching the Green Bay Packers and the Kansas City Chiefs in the Super Bowl!”
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Pablo Picasso was alive when the Dolphins went undefeated
Ramin Nasibov@RaminNasibov
What historical fact sounds fake but is true?
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Calling it “cleaner” says you’re not a real human being
ijn@godknowsdgj1
That amount of cleaner says he’s never washed dishes before 😭
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Since when is having “tech” a good feature for a city lol
Not a Good Jewish Girl✡️@estherzelda0514
Dallas is such a strangely awful place to live. Houston at least has the coast, Austin has tech and culture, and San Antonio is cheaper. But Dallas has... heat and sprawling overpriced suburbs?
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I love the way Shaq would always egg him on during these rants
Barstool Sports@barstoolsports
It’s been 2 years since Charles Barkley’s evisceration of Galveston
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Skill issue if you’re working 6-11 PM
giu ✭⡷@habsyaoi
unemployed people be like damn i got a playoff hockey match to watch today
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I seriously can’t think of a less interesting event to attend
Nick Huber@sweatystartup
What do you think the average IQ is of people who travel to the NFL draft?
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@DallasStars @Lexus My kid brought me this at the start of the 3rd period after I sent her to bed. I told her she could stay and Mikko instantly scored and she hung around until the end. You’re welcome.
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This is why Latinos for Trump is so wild to me, because look how MAGA talk about y’all with no shame whatsoever lmao
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Ah yes, “Texas teens” named Jose Rojas-Alvarado, Oscar Armando Santiago-Martinez, Angel Lemus-Perez, and Carlos Roberto Oliva-Villeda. Good old American names. Texans through and through.
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I miss when politicians at least kinda tried to hide their corruption
Dom Lucre | Breaker of Narratives@dom_lucre
🔥🚨BREAKING: Governor Greg Abott announced that Texas will be a land for the Indian community for as long as he is Governor. This comes after many locals were furious over Indians celebrating Chhat Puja in Denton,Texas rivers.
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