Matt johnson

One time my freshmen year at juco, I tied an empty cigarette box to a fishin pole and threw it out of the second story window of the dorm. The lady in charge walked by and picked it up and I set the hook like I had a fish. @trey_mcmillian1

“But what if Elmo is paid $270,000 by the Southern Poverty Law Center to say it? Can Elmo say it then?”

Never gets old

I shouldn't laugh at this, but 😂😂

Nahh Broo😂😂

@nicksortor It is now up to the states to take full control of their kids education, as it always should have been. It will be interesting to see how different states handle this. I am 100% for paying higher state taxes for better education for my kids, especially if fed taxes are lower.

These LeBron songs keep getting better and better 😭😭😭😭😭😭

So when Canada put tariffs on us they were punishing their own citizens?

This fact-check will forever live in history

Aliens vs Predators

They were supposed to go when he was elected. They didn't. Then they were supposed to leave if he was confirmed! They didn't. They had their witches promising that he would never be inaugurated. He just was. Time to go, celebrities. Terminal 'F' Gate 'U'

Elevator music is what our elders have to listen to when calling into Social Security. Republican Conservatives have a problem with federal employees failing to perform their duties.

Things are getting SPICY between Trump and Obama today 👀🔥

President Trump just dropped a bombshell by nominating Billy Long, a former auctioneer, to be Commissioner of the IRS. Long famously made one of the funniest jokes in Congress about the national debt.

Maybe don’t slam dunk it in there like Shaq

🚨 Putin Releases 4,000 Page Report Exposing How Elites Have Rigged 2024 US Election The US presidential election has been rigged to ensure the people do not choose the president, according to Russian President Vladimir Putin who has painstakingly compiled a 4,000 page report forensically detailing the crimes of the US Deep State and globalist elites. According to Putin, the global elite believe the consequences of the US election are far too important to allow the American people to decide the outcome, and the 4,000 page report lists Klaus Schwab, Barack Obama, Bill Gates, and George and Alex Soros as co-conspirators in the plot against the USA. Putin has patiently gathered evidence, but according to Russian sources, he now believes the moment has arrived to expose the globalist deception and enlighten the public about the elite’s true agenda.

A Black Democrat asked me when America was great for Black Men. He didn't like my answer very much.

RFK Jr: A Female Soldier died at Fort Hood and the Pentagon Refused to Pay her Expenses… Donald Trump, as President, paid for everything out of his own pocket… and you never heard about it. Want to know why? Because General John Kelly made up a story about Trump hating Mexicans and it flooded the airwaves. Now he’s making up a story that Trump wants Military Generals like Hitler… two weeks before the election. rumble.com/v5jv6b1-rfk-jr…

Just in case anyone missed the significance of this event, I made a few notes.

'We must not publish a study that says we're harming children because people who say we're harming children will use the study as evidence that we're harming children, which might make it difficult for us to continue harming children.'