matty walnuts

I tricked a manager into shredding all of the existing disciplinary records. I watched him do it.

Let’s make it Four

@OGboobiehurts1 @clitlord77 its close between him and that 4 verts hurts guy who claims to be an eagles fan and just shits on jalen constantly

@clitlord77 i hate that dude more than anyone else on this app

pov ur in a cuck competition and this is ur opponent

@hmoney412 @MostlyEagles I'm here from the future to warn you you're getting another season of aaron rodgers

@MostlyEagles A bum quarterback!

2 different OCs. Identical scheme issues. What do they have in common?

Carl Marx. Communist manifesto. Wikipedia.

Never kept up with Star Wars but that can't take away my fond memories of being a 6000 pound 9 year old with a bowl cut wearing a Darth Maul shirt in my aunt's pool

@blitznotinspace @willmenaker care to explain

@JMcniff1283 @willmenaker @Marqy_Marqs Thank you for walking so zoomer eagles fans could run

@MattyWalnuts9 @willmenaker @Marqy_Marqs I was a teenager during the Eli ring years that shit lives rent free in my head bro

Announcing a preemptive détente with all my friends & followers from Philadelphia in advance of Monday. You are NOT Boston, and as such, I bear no malice towards you, your team, your city, your children, pets... Let's enjoy some friendly competition between two classic cities!

@JMcniff1283 @willmenaker @Marqy_Marqs How could you possibly hate the giants more than the cowboys lol. Last season we killed their momentum the minute Zack Baun ripped skattebo’s legs clean off

@willmenaker @Marqy_Marqs NGL we hate you guys more than the Cowboys lol

@PHI_Dose Jalen Hurts Malcolm Jenkins Chris Long Hon. Mentions: Zack Baun Jalen Carter Jalen Mills DeSean Jackson Mike Vick

Who are your top 3 favorite eagles of all time? I’ll start: -Jalen Hurts -Jordan Matthews -LeSean McCoy

Philadelphia

@daveweigel @ryangrim @nathanTbernard to be fair, I immediately headed to bluesky with "vote blue no matter who!" copied and ready to paste in a loooooooot of people's replies.

@ryangrim @nathanTbernard I think he’s accusing the toxic Platner bros, not Platner himself

Mills drops out without endorsing the man even Schumer now calls “the presumptive nominee.” Platner issues a gracious statement lauding Mills for her career of service. Yglesias accuses *Platner* of being “graceless.” The line “make it make sense” is tiresomely overused but man it is quite apt here.

.@AOC responds to this trend: "BOOOOO" "This race to try to see who can be exempt from participating in society is not a conversation that I'm interested in," she tells me. "I'm a Great Society Democrat, and I believe in building that together. And I think that the discourse around 'Everyone, let's all be like billionaires and opt out of our taxes,' I don't find it an inspiring message."

Top 5 Coping Mechanisms after Losing To Philadelphia 1. Mock fans “classless, illiterate, etc” 2. Disparage city itself “trash, crime, etc” 3. Blame officiating or injuries 4. Tout your teams titles from long ago 5. Mention how easily the next opponent will beat us

@ShriyaSainii I made one too

omg who made this broooo 😭😭😭 man

@TheTumboy @NightlifeMingus This scene captivated me as a boy

@willmenaker as far as philly athletes go i think its way more right wing to hate jalen hurts than embiid

Seeing a take this morning that hating Joel Embiid is a "right wing" take for sickos, normally I wouldn't engage but then I remembered him injuring Mitchell Robinson and well...

everyone should watch this.

@uncommoncurtiss if i was TO or randy moss or larry fitzgerald and i read this i would be fucking pissed

I. Me. I. Me.

sixers lost so kelly oubre gets marlboro menthol lights for dinner