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@MattyWalnuts9 @MostlyEagles

@hmoney412 @MostlyEagles I'm here from the future to warn you you're getting another season of aaron rodgers

2 different OCs. Identical scheme issues. What do they have in common?

@KFCBarstool You’re on my Mount Rushmore of guys that cheated on their pregnant wife!

This might be recency bias or prisoner of the moment. But I think there’s a real chance Joel Embiid is on my Mount Rushmore of hated athletes. There’s a LOT of competition but goddam I hate this guy so much.

@stoolpresidente What time the Celtics play buddy

If Ben Stiller picked the Met Gala over Game 1 of the Knicks game he may have to turn in his man card.

@YahooFantasy @PlatinumKey13 is this good?

Sal Stewart over his last 7 games: 2 for 29 (.071 AVG) 0 HR 0 RBI 1 walk

@TylerWeaver7562 @xandooflifepod @FrankCianfrani No this actually wasn’t the same game lol

@xandooflifepod @FrankCianfrani Ohh you mean the game where rust is too much of a bitch to drop the gloves and decided to pull the hair of a 19 year old instead?

I need the Flyers to absolutely bury this piece of shit on Monday.

@eat_dc Do they have super dry on draft?

Seven years after it was announced and four years after neighboring/sibling restaurant SHŌTŌ opened, Japanese fast casual ĀKĒDO is opening Monday at 1100 15th St NW.

@PGS_2025 @nypost You think a man just happens to fall like that?

@nypost Dianna Russini trying to repair her image

Dianna Russini mounts daring rescue of elderly man, dog trapped in car crash a week after Mike Vrabel scandal trib.al/7IsS3Ph

@BarredinDC Mallard

So…aside from Le Diplomate and Cheesecake Factory (listed in The Atlantic story), what other DC restaurants serve your great free bread??

@kenetenma @aakashgupta That guy was also an alcoholic and was slamming liquor the whole 30 days

I don't believe this. Reminds me of the shitty movie Super Size Me where the guy who was a lifelong vegetarian decided to gorge himself with foods his body had never experienced before for a month straight. Of course he was gonna have issues. If you have been a natural 8+ hour sleeper your whole life, of course a disturbance in that routine will cause problems.

The scariest finding in this paper: the subjects couldn't tell it was happening. UPenn ran this study on 48 healthy adults. One group slept 8 hours. Another slept 6. Another slept 4. For 14 straight days. They tested cognitive performance every 2 hours from 7:30am to 11:30pm. The 6-hour group's reaction times, working memory, and sustained attention deteriorated on a near-linear curve. By day 14 they were performing at the same level as someone who hadn't slept at all in 48 hours. The 4-hour group hit that threshold by day 6. Here's the part that should unsettle everyone who thinks they "do fine" on 6 hours: the subjects' self-reported sleepiness flatlined after the first few days. Their brains kept getting worse. Their perception of how impaired they were stopped updating. The cognitive decline was invisible to the person experiencing it. The researchers found a hard threshold. Any wakefulness beyond 15.84 hours in a day produces cumulative neurobiological cost. That cost compounds every single day you exceed it and does not reset with a weekend of sleeping in. About 35% of American adults sleep less than 7 hours a night. 40% of those get 6 hours or less. In 1942 that number was 11%. We built an entire professional culture around a sleep schedule that this paper says is functionally equivalent to pulling consecutive all-nighters. "I'm fine on 6 hours" is the most common response to sleep research. The first thing chronic sleep debt destroys is your ability to notice chronic sleep debt.

@jsidman Overpriced in both states

$46 for a dozen in DC $42 a dozen in NY 🧐

@Pirates @SNPittsburgh @KDKARadio The ozuna experiment continues

13/162. 📺 @SNPittsburgh 📻 @KDKARadio

@fidgenewton $200 for screen print 😢

I’m gonna need someone to put me in a straight jacket to stop my finger from clicking add to cart right now

In honor of a very successful Opening Weekend at PNC Park, we're giving away this team-autographed poster. RT for your chance to win! 🏴‍☠️

@TonyRav Tried to sneak Ozuna in there

The Pirates have: - The best pitcher in baseball - The best prospect the league has seen in years - Actual good veteran hitters scattered thru the lineup - O’Neil Cruz breakout szn - Top 10 pitching prospect in baseball - Elite rotation - Marcell Ozuna I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS MY LIFE!

@Pirates Skenes starter pls

B-Rey days left.

@PGHNoContext Cone: hoisted

@PGATOUR @THEPLAYERS Performative 🤣

The world No. 1 is a golf sicko too. Two hours after completing an opening-round 72 @THEPLAYERS, Scottie is on the range in the rain.

@LauraHayesDC Best sandwich out

Sleeper pick at Garden District—Cubano. Related: why aren’t you at Garden District right now?

@BarringtonStan @MarkKaboly Nope they actually shut down 6 years ago

@MarkKaboly Is iron city beer still in business?

Special LIMITED EDITION Iron City Beer NFL Draft cans hit the market on March 9. A cool collectors item but once they're gone they're gone so you better hurry.

@KFCBarstool Can someone who understands copyright laws tell me how they are allowed to sell this lmao, also didn’t this guy cheat on his pregnant wife?

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