Matthew Bentley

@LastCastCabin @TimesSport @martynziegler Now say that but without crying

All-time one-liner here

You *probably* don’t need to understand Portuguese to appreciate the reaction to the goalkeeper scoring in the last minute last night… Just magnificent.

This is sensational.

@JackBAFC @__IrufcI__ @snapperwilson Our penalty claim about 5-10 minutes from the end

@__IrufcI__ @snapperwilson when was that? and yeah, like i said, horrendous refereeing all game.

bloody hell I just let out an involuntary groan, that is absolutely sublime. Best goal I’ve seen in years. The corner as good as the finish

Ridiculous goal that, not a word even being said about it because it’s not one of the big teams though, contender for goal of the season that 👏🏻

Hitting it to 3 feet to possibly win the match after telling the crowd to "shut the f*** up" is kinda sick.

If you're defacing a Chinese takeaway, that you've probably ordered from and is part of a community, you are NOT a patriot. You're a racist twat. (York)

All you patriots hanging flags... Perhaps do something useful? Pick up litter, help a neighbour, mow some lawns, help the homeless.. that sort of thing. THAT will prove you love this country. (And no, you aren't already doing that, sure you'd have posted pics if you were)

A few technical issues mean no Friday Club this week a few 😔😔 Sorry troops.

Tommy Robinson shared a video of an innocent Black man playing with his white granddaughters which was then spread further by far-right groups implying the man was a pedophile and unknown to the girls. He is their grandfather and is now living in fear of his life after death threats. Whole family are too scared to leave their homes... Outrageous misinformation allowed to fester and ruin people's lives.

41% of males arrested for their participation in the Southport riots had previous convictions for domestic abuse. And these will be the same kind of men who would willingly take up @TiceRichard’s insane idea of having groups of men on the streets to “protect our women & girls”.

Thinking about donating to @TRobinsonNewEra 's latest grift? Let's dispel some myths before you do. 1. His flight to Tenerife was scheduled. No, it was booked for Wednesday morning. He brought it forward by 24 hours. 2. He was on his way to the airport. No, the incident took place at 8.30pm as Tommy made his way to the Thameslink Luton train platform. 3. Why was he allowed to leave the country if he was wanted? Robinson's name was circulated on the PNC as wanted at 1.40am. By then he had already changed his flight and checked in online. UK citizens have their details run to see if they're on any no fly lists when they check in. There are no more criminality checks after that time. Passports are checked for validity at security, but no further searches are run. (That's something that really needs to be changed) His flight would have been stopped. Again, no, Border Force weren't alerted. His flight was scheduled to leave at 5.55am. He checked in at 12.31am. He wouldn't have got bail if he was guilty. Police don't make charging decisions. It's likely Robinson's solicitor advised police he'd come back for an interview under caution. Or he just came back. Makes no difference. He came back. Police interviewed him. They will have prepared a file containing all the evidence and send it to the CPS. Given he did surrender on the second time of asking at the High Court, and given his willing return to the UK this time, any Duty Sergeant would be hard pressed to refuse Police bail. There's a video that clears him - I've seen it. Problematic on two points. 1. If there was a video that cleared him, how come it hasn't been published? 2. Self defence must be proportionate and reasonable. If you use force, there are things you're legally required to do when your 'assailant' is lying prone on the floor. The witnesses are state paid actors. There are nine video camera angles from St. Pancras that cover the incident from start to finish - they will clear the issue up regardless of witnesses. There are two witnesses. The ''assailant'' and the person who took the video we've all seen. The state want Tommy locked up. Of course they don't. It costs five times as much to keep Robinson in prison as it does to keep any of the Farage rioters. Sending him to prison allows people to make a martyr out of him (as we've seen twice). His ''assailant'' was 64 years old and suffered a serious head injury. If Robinson acted in self defence he'll be cleared. If he didn't he'll be rightly jailed. All his red face rants won't change the basic fact that he doesn't need a defence fund. A man of the people should want to be judged by a jury of his peers and represented by the same KC's as normal working class men are. I'm still going to donate you left wing twat. I have no doubt. Just like Farage, Tommy is a working class icon. A man of the people. A patriot. Innit? 🥂

DISASTER for India 😬 Gus Atkinson makes no mistake and Shubman Gill is RUN OUT 😱

Not one golfer will disagree with the decisions he made.

PSG fans watching this halftime show whilst they’re 3-0 down

An absolute BOMBSHELL on Friday Club 🤯🤯🤯

We would ask people not to speculate on the circumstances surrounding tonight’s incident on Water Street in Liverpool city centre. We can confirm the man arrested is a 53-year-old white British man from the Liverpool area. Extensive enquiries are ongoing to establish the circumstances leading up to the collision. We would ask people not to share distressing content online but to send the footage or information directly to us @MerPolCC or pass on information by calling 101 quoting log 784. Information can also be passed on anonymously via Crimestoppers on 0800 555 111.

@joe04johnson Lad that’s the whole point after Southport people were too thick seeing rumours on line and smashed up city’s. Now they’ve done it quick and early to avoid issues they’re wrong for it?

Quick to say British and white but the attack in Southport took them months to speak out.

My favourite clip of the season WOW 🥲 Look at the PURE emotion in that Crystal Palace end 🔴🔵 So much more than just a game of football!! 🦅