MaxedLuck

> be Ubisoft > Announce the long-awaited remake of Assassin’s Creed Black Flag > Everyone gets hyped for Edward Kenway’s return > Graphics look great, naval combat feels improved > Then start "modernizing" everything nobody asked for > Remove the bottle from drunk Edward’s loading screen - now he’s just sober with shaky cam > Anne Bonny’s iconic cleavage? Gone, now she’s modest > Blood in the game? Heavily toned down > Hunting animals? Turned into a boring 40-hit grind > Hidden blade in combat? Only for finishers now > Modern day story? Heavily shortened You took one of the most beloved games in the series and "fixed" all the things that actually made it fun. The game most fans were waiting years for… and you somehow made it less enjoyable. You think this is "respecting modern audiences" or just pointless censorship and creative laziness?

You can only save THREE gaming studios.

Fwiw basically nobody in the tech industry has these views about immigrants even if they are concerned about the very real problem of ethnic cliques at big companies It’s almost entirely a group of very loud internet chuds

getting called “wifey material” by a man feels like a slur

Now he realizes why it was $60,000

"THIS IS WHAT THEY TOOK FROM YOU!" Ironically the people who grew up on the official bread of two income households would kill for homemade sourdough, which is cheaper, healthier, and of much better quality. Making it is more time intensive, sure, but that's what a wife is for.

Saints Row IV (2013)

SNEAKO agrees with Candace Owens and says a Muslim Christian alliance is necessary ☪️🤝✝️

congrats to the owners of a brand new $6k paperweight