
MayoMonkey
950 posts

MayoMonkey
@MayoMonkeyPrime
it's mayo Monday boys. slurp up
Katılım Kasım 2021
63 Takip Edilen11 Takipçiler

@signalpestt Shits meant to be cheap and filling not fuckin healthy.
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Eating this shit heals you like in a video game
✧ wilt -5.5/10 ✧@wilterings
1640 fucking calories for FIVE CHICKEN STRIPS ?!?
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@emoratbitch @VimmsLair Yes he then also fired them because they dared to ask for higher percentages on sales considering he did nothing but facilitate the sales
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@VimmsLair @PirateSoftware didn't he commission a minor to make nsfw secondlife models for him, then subsequently hire that minor to make him MORE models, knowing the person was a minor?
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Never unsubbed from someone so fast.
No one is owed anything or entitled to anything. What you make of things is what you make of things, some people will get further than others that is just a fact of life
But to diminish someone else for how they expressed themselves is rather bigoted, short-sighted, and ultimately will lose out in the end
The reason why you see so many of these YouTubers coming out and saying that nobody deserves to make art, is because they're worried that they themselves will be replaced by those who are more capable of using the technology in the tools available to be better at the kind of content that they make
The screed from wendigoon is just fear.
Eventually somebody will make an iceberg list of YouTubers that failed to anticipate where the puck was going, and he'll be on there
🌈Caitlin Koi 🔞@caitlinkoi_
LOUDER 👏 FOR THE👏PEOPLE👏IN THE👏BACK👏 Wendigoon's opinion on people who defend A! for "democratizing" art
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@EYakoby Bro fucking Israel did the same shit during EVERY ceasefire they had, fuck em
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Clavicular is SCREWED... Florida's Attorney General reveals that he can face "A LOT OF TIME BEHIND BARS" for the dead gator shooting clip.
"We prosecute to the fullest"
x.com/bennyjohnson/s…
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@GreenoneOld @BodycamVideos_ He literally said "I'm putting on my tire" and the cop escalated. You a bootlicker through and through.
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@BodycamVideos_ Why be difficult. Explain that you're changing your tire. Its totally normal, hell the cop might even help you.
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@LucasBotkin So looked it up, in 2024 there were 65,000 deaths due to heat exposure in Europe. In the US there were 45,000 deaths due to firearms (incudes suicides and NDs).
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One of us.
But how long will he last when Twitch realizes he’s not one of theirs?
yoxic@yoxics
TheBurntPeanut goes off on a British viewer for making a comment about g*n violence in the US 😭 “more Europeans d-e to not having air conditioners per year”
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@TheSliceofAnime A mid Asian woman is starting at a 7/10. A mid American woman is starting at a 5/10.
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Cause mid Asian women are normally cuter than the top tier of American women
voló . ݁🌺@lowcortisol
Why does Twitter go crazy over mid asian women like this
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@NewYorkStateAG Blame the parents not the developers. The ESRB rating is YOUR job to follow , not valves
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@Tectone Absolutely astonishing pictures. Cant believe they got caught so easily but avoided it for so long.
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Millions of married women could quite literally have their voting rights destroyed because of this.
Fox News@FoxNews
BREAKING: The House passed the SAVE America Act by a 218–213 vote. The bill would require voter ID in elections as early as this coming November. All Republicans present voted for it; one Democrat, Henry Cuellar, voted for it.
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@larata_media @its_The_Dr Informing the cop the way he did and the way the cop acted in retaliation just nuked his qualified immunity and the cop will suffer for it, hopefully the man sues and never has to worry about another bill or rent payment in his life.
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@its_The_Dr You can beat the charge but you can’t beat the ride. There’s no point in being a roadside lawyer with the cops. The cops don’t care, they just follow their procedures.
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@annakg19 @Rightanglenews I hope cps gets to her kids before she does
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@Rightanglenews She took the video down, but it looks like she got a handgun in the meantime…
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@thfckekebackup @iamyesyouareno They couldn't in the 1930s either. What's wild is they can acknowledge the fact that blacks had their own units separate from whites but can't accept that blacks did in fact fight in ww2 for the American army.
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@iamyesyouareno lol white people CANNOT handle the fact that black people served in World War II. You learn something new everyday!
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@libsoftiktok You take an oath that prohibits that exact mentality
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@cherokeeowl He should share the same fate as the woman he killed
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He’s 14. Speeding in a car with friends, catching up to a woman, yelling and cursing. Trying to show off, he pulls out a gun and fires into her car. When police arrive, she’s dead. He’s sentenced to life.
A life was taken—and another is effectively over before it began. Where does accountability meet age, judgment, and development? Can a 14-year-old truly understand the weight of a life sentence?
Is 14 old enough for life in prison—or do we need a different way to balance justice, responsibility, and rehabilitation?
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@Fightflix_ Wish Ol boy got a few more head kicks on his ass
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