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The No tablet parents will never understand the absolute joy of watching your kids game together and say: “If you don’t give me my Noobini Pizzarini back I’m going to kill you in your sleep” 🥰🥰🥰🥰 #ROBLOX

@WVUBagMan Get ur bread up.

I have a bad feeling Amir Jenkins won't be back next year

@elkelk I need more followers.

will let you guys in on a little secret — when you hit 2.3k followers you get added to a group chat where YC startups offer to pay you $300 to quote tweet their launch video

@NotJoshGeyer Having to upgrade every 3 years to play the new Mass Effect game.

Zoomers cannot comprehend how fast computers were advancing in the 90s and even early 2000s. If your computer was three or four years old back then it was pretty much completely fucking useless. Now you can run the latest photoshop decently on a nine year old MacBook.

@BeefStewtoo @brainrotpostig We know it’s not America because of the train…

@brainrotpostig @McBeeHS What country are we in…

@paulb3rd The 3 hour wait at Roadhouse.

A burrito bowl and shitty service at chipotle is now $20. Meanwhile, you can get an 11 oz sirloin, 2 sides, and rolls at Texas Roadhouse for $17. What’s going on here?

Which Burger King?

@soychotic @McDonalds Finally, representation.

McDonald’s made an “adult happy meal” with a children’s movie theme … I’m assuming this is for pedophiles ? @mcdonalds

@Lorgarwasright2 Banger.

@kalaelizabeth Hello Polly my maniac sweetheart. Yes we can find you more patches to wear.

The companions of The Expanse: Osiris Reborn ✨

@DrinkAriZona R

which one u choosing

@RickRBogota @HaikusFromUnder @Variety That sounds exactly like hobbits.

@McBeeHS @HaikusFromUnder @Variety Henry is a alpha male. Colbert is a wacky feminine idiot

NEW 'LORD OF THE RINGS' MOVIE Stephen Colbert is co-writing "The Lord of the Rings: Shadow of the Past" (working title), which will go into production after "The Hunt for Gollum." The synopsis: "Fourteen years after the passing of Frodo - Sam, Merry, and Pippin set out to retrace the first steps of their adventure. Meanwhile, Sam’s daughter, Elanor, has discovered a long-buried secret and is determined to uncover why the War of the Ring was very nearly lost before it even began." Colbert is co-writing the script with his son, Peter McGee, and franchise veteran Philippa Boyens. variety.com/2026/film/news…

@Midnitecaf @RickRBogota @HaikusFromUnder @Variety I just ment to draw a correlation to caring about the source. Both may end up ass, but they’ll give it their all.

@RickRBogota @McBeeHS @HaikusFromUnder @Variety Let's just wait til we see what Henry's cooking, first. 'Cause I know I'm having doubts

@karnsies817 Yeah that was brutal.

Nick Chubb was robbed of immeasurable greatness and Minkah Fitzpatrick can kick rocks.

It’s nice to know my strategy in RTS games to build multiple layers of air defense surrounding my entire base would’ve worked in real life.

@McclungMac Mac so good the NBA is making two more teams to get him in the league.

God is Great 🙏

@Lytherian Miles McBride was in that rung too earlier on. Get 5 pts a game in the NBA and 40 a night in the G League with crazy highlights. Nuts how far that gulf is

I feel like McClung is in basketball hell rn. He’s too good for the G-league but not good enough for the NBA

@ArdaCraft_ Life is about who you know.

Calling Colbert “the one living Tolkien expert who knows more about Tolkien than the Estate” is wildly uninformed. Most online Tolkien communities will have many people who are more knowledgeable, let alone actual scholars like Olsen, Fimi, Shippey, Flieger, Hammond & Scull, etc.

I need a Bill Self and Bob Huggins docu-series Podcast. They’re magic together @PatMcAfeeShow

@Ky1eKatarn Yeah it is. We cannot let HK-47 interact with any under sea cables or Skynet is 100% happening.

that's the Ebon Hawk