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My beloved Inez Nukléa, she of a thousand smiles, has been a significant part of my life. I've written a whole storyline for the girl, for anyone who's interested.🧵 (1/?)

@Call55MJ @LolOut160461 @jzux @FBI Bro you cannot be fucking serious

@LolOut160461 @jzux Maybe we should get the @FBI involved, since you’re a foreign agent trying interfere.

“zohran’s wife tweeted bad stuff at age 15” ok have you seen what the president of the United States is currently tweeting at age 79

@FozonCapital @jzux Because no amount of evidence of his wrongdoing will ever be enough, as long as he lets them continue to be bigoted and aggressive?

@jzux If the grifters on the right are this outraged over the past, then why aren't they looking into the settlement that Trump and Jeffrey Epstein's lawyers made with a s**ually abused 15 year old girl?

@gene_slurper @ThatGuyYouKnowF Oh my God

@ThatGuyYouKnowF It's not Able... it's Bble

I think we may need to recontextualize everything Bubble has ever said or done.

@UncleBiff424 @CJose93892 @Ricky_764 Consider: neither AI is "good." Caine was Bad, And now we have Worse.

@CJose93892 @Ricky_764 Also, the red AI matches what he says about Scratch's ideas (they were abstract and hard for the team to grasp) and we see that as more data is added, the red AI begins to generate warped shapes that are literally more abstract.

Given that what we were shown right at the beginning of the episode is that Caine was the original AI who ended up merging with another AI after realizing they were trying to “replace” him, could it mean that his glitches are the good AI trying to take control at times to help the people in the circus? And for that very reason, when they had the option to stay or leave in the previous episode, the red one (which would represent Caine) was to stay, but the blue one (which represents the other AI) could have actually taken them out of the simulation? Just my two cents, even though I'm not used to coming up with theories

@SplatoonTarot @naturesass But is it Nature Sass Or Nature's Ass

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@GooseworxMusic Genuinely magnificent.

I made avocado toast with chilli oil.

@funder Bro what the fuck is with his skin

Bob Kennedy fired all 17 vaccine experts and replaced them with loyalists. A federal judge just threw out everything they did and restored vaccine schedule's for children. The regime lost. Full story: dworkinsubstack.com/p/the-trump-re…

@DJWarnerStage What about Pokopia?

well yes cause this is hard as hell. Kirby also did this with forgotten land where the whole thing is essentially dystopian earth and its the best game in the series. The problem is not the idea, its the execution. Frontiers problems are lack of architecture and flowing cohesive aesthetics, not realism.

@cubedmango CUTE REDHEAD OH YEAH

is this anything #aceattorney

@sergidash @gabefollower SIMON???

@gabefollower oh lord they did the

Counter-Strike developers have just released one of the biggest updates to the meta. Now, if you reload your weapon while there is still ammo in the magazine, the ammo disappears instead of being returned to your reserves. They have also increased (and decreased) the number of bullets for some weapons. The CZ-75, for example, now has 36 bullets instead of 24.

@SplatwtConfess This but with Marie tbh

“Callie was my gay awakening as a kid. God i love lesbians”

@Startboii1 So is the arm just an actual thing in One Piece

This was mine.

@NikTek What the fuck is he talking about

Jensen Huang has responded to the comments calling DLSS 5 AI slop: "First of all, they're completely wrong. The reason for that is because, as I have explained very carefully, DLSS 5 fuses controllability of the geometry and textures and everything about the game with generative AI. It’s not post-processing, it’s not post-processing at the frame level, it’s generative control at the geometry level." He has also added: "This is very different than generative AI; it’s content-control generative AI. That’s why we call it neural rendering" What are your thoughts on this?

@thefeldarrian @KaiKai2492 Bruh

@KaiKai2492 That's what demons say....

Low-key this is unironically a very powerful piece of art. People can change so drastically, someone who was once a cruel monster can become the most gentle soul you've ever met through change and atonement. It doesn't relieve them of their sins nor does it mean they're forgiven. But an evil force can always become a positive one. A message that's completely lost on the Internet these days.

@LostGrem @Rekrios_ @jtimsuggs Stealing this, thank you

@Rekrios_ @jtimsuggs Here I photoshopped it out

Forever thinking about this comic panel where Darth Vader’s final bit of patience is tested by two Mouse Droids accidentally bumping into each other

@edify1776 @GenoVeno73 Oh it's written by AI. I've lost all interest.

Look at you. Stage 3 TDS and there’s still nearly 3 years left of Trump’s presidency. How ever will you survive? Your accusations are not really true. A simple Internet search would have shown you that, but why would facts stop you from posting bullshit? You’re a progressive who yells and screams as loudly and as often as you can in the hopes something, anything becomes true. You just regurgitate your progressive masters’ talking points. Why? Because you lack critical thinking skills. Remember, Trump may want to enact certain laws, but the congress must approve, etc. No tax on overtime: The "no tax on overtime" provision, part of the One Big Beautiful Bill Act signed in 2025, allows qualifying workers to deduct premium overtime pay (time-and-a-half) from federal income tax from 2025-2028. It is a tax deduction (up to $12,500/single, $25,000/joint) rather than a complete tax exemption. No tax on tips: Starting in the 2025 tax year (filing in 2026), federal law permits a deduction of up to $25,000 for qualified cash tips ($300,000 for joint filers) for service industry workers, such as servers, bartenders, and salon staff. This deduction applies to income tax for those earning below $150,000 annually ($300k joint). No tax on SS: Starting in 2026, many seniors may pay no federal tax on Social Security benefits due to a new, enhanced senior-specific deduction added to the standard deduction, say reports from The White House and the IRS. This "One, Big, Beautiful Bill" aims to ensure roughly 88% of seniors pay no federal income tax on their benefits by offering a significant, additional deduction that offsets taxable income.  No income tax: A total elimination of federal income taxes for all Americans was not promised; rather, it was proposed by Donald Trump as a long-term goal potentially funded by high tariffs. Instead, 2025 legislation ("One Big Beautiful Bill") focused on targeted tax cuts, including no taxes on tips, no taxes on overtime, and increased deductions for seniors, rather than total elimination. DOGE refunds: No, there was no formal, official promise or guaranteed, signed order for DOGE refunds (often called "DOGE dividends" or "DOGE stimulus checks"). However, the idea was heavily floated, discussed, and publicly supported by President Trump and Elon Musk as a potential proposal.  Here are the details regarding the proposed "DOGE refunds": The Proposal: In February 2025, investor James Fishback proposed that 20% of the savings generated by the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) should be returned to American tax-paying households as a "DOGE Dividend". The Amount: The proposal floated a potential $5,000 refund check per household, based on an optimistic $2 trillion in savings, though this figure is highly disputed and subject to the success of the department's cuts. Trump's Stance: President Trump referred to the idea as a "great concept," telling reporters in February 2025 that the administration was considering giving 20% of DOGE savings to citizens and another 20% toward reducing the national debt. Approval Needed: Any such payments would require approval from Congress, which has not occurred. Feasibility and Skepticism: The plan is speculative. Economists and lawmakers have expressed skepticism regarding whether DOGE can achieve the necessary savings, with Musk himself admitting $2 trillion was a "best-case" scenario. Eligibility: The proposal specifically targeted "net-income taxpayers" (those who pay more in taxes than they receive in benefits), meaning not all Americans would qualify, according to reported plans.  As of March 2026, the idea remains a topic of discussion rather than an official government program

MAGA.... You were promised no tax on overtime — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised no tax on tips — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised no tax on Social Security — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised no federal income tax — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised DOGE refund checks — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised tariff refund checks — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised 10% APR on credit cards — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised 1500% cheaper prescriptions — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised cheaper groceries — YOU DIDN'T GET IT. You were promised they wouldn't touch your healthcare — THEY DESTROYED YOUR HEALTHCARE. You were promised Trump knew nothing about Project 2025 — AND NOW, 52% HAS BEEN COMPLETED OR IS IN THE PROCESS OF BEING COMPLETED. You were promised no new wars — NOW WE'RE AT WAR. You were promised Trump would make "America great again" — AND NOW, WE'RE ALIENATED FROM OUR ALLIES AND ALIGNED WITH OUR ENEMIES. ________________________________ WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN MAGA!! The Pedo-in-Chief @realDonaldTrump told you plain as day — "I don't care about you. I just want your votes." He played you for fools then, and he's playing you for fools now. The only things this imbecile has given to the American people are plastic straws and the Gulf of America. Tell me, how the fuck does either of those help you financially, physically, and every day that goes by!?! WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO LEARN MAGA!!

@sagathena @sob_403 @BilsuArt Nah, that would never catch on

@sob_403 @BilsuArt Perhaps some sort of barter system in which one person exchanges one pokemon for someone else's pokemon!?

@Samclark594146 @_kinginvicto_ @CallMe_Rampage @heyyitsjanea Literally fuck everyone

@_kinginvicto_ @CallMe_Rampage @heyyitsjanea I think just fuck all Americans tbh

no his name was in the files several times actually but it was just them discussing how much they hated him😭😭

@Sitiriyuma Belly, oh yeah baby

アウラぽんぽんいいよね

@InkMasterbator Jabba's more green than orange, but yeah

I know Star Wars is technically set in the past but I can't help but feel that George Lucas predicted the future by showing us a stupid trade war and a big fat slimy orange worm that forces itself onto women.