Sentient Salt Shaker

My beloved Inez Nukléa, she of a thousand smiles, has been a significant part of my life. I've written a whole storyline for the girl, for anyone who's interested.🧵 (1/?)

@the_gurl_kai @byamarachi You're supposed to just die, apparently

@byamarachi "Just eat rice and beans instead of doordashing $28 burritos. Maybe then you can afford a house." "Your bowl of rice is hurting the climate." Jfc what do they want us to do???

@logic_and_trick Maybe another time, considering we're in different countries and all.

@MegaLCRO To be honest I just keep in touch with people with text messages now 😅 it's old fashioned but it works for the most part. I'll share my phone number thru DM if you'd like it! I have tried Stout and Slack but neither seem particularly effective at this point in time.

It kind of pisses me off that I can't even be an active part of my own community of people who read and enjoy my stories/projects, because they all still gather on Discord and I refuse to use Discord ever again. Really sucks.

@johnloeber What about iron?

if you are interested in mongering, you only have three options: 1. fear 2. war 3. fish it’s tough

@BenjminMario @m6dokaslvt Bro what

agent 8. 🐙

@m6dokaslvt ?

might lock the replies, everyone seems to be arguing over something.

@zylphe_renuis @Fungasm That's honestly profound.

@HopefulDream98 God DAMN, Marie ass on my screen???

Speaking nothing but the truth.

@CometStarYT @Official_TVC Bro fuck off with this "I'm built different" response

This is *the most* depressing thing I've ever seen be done to a creator. Yall have genuinely sucked the joy out of this thing from someone who just wanted to make a silly serious cartoon for people to enjoy.

@Endsinger_art @FabledEnigma What, because they hate men?

@FabledEnigma womxn and womyn are neologisms trying to do two things: give women a name for their identity separate from "men", and highlight/include certain minorities; womyn goes back a little further afaik, and has been used to specifically exclude trans women (see 'womyn-born-womyn').

Saying this while the creator of Gameoverse is a trans ally is just pathetic

Fire Emblem Fates is a game so good I had to play it twice

@DailyLoud Who the fuck is even hitting those kinds of numbers

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@karisubox Oh my God, imagine Kit in Niko's outfit

@feydemon "What if Limsa Lominsa sucked ass"

what an ominous looking town

@Maziodyne_ @VRaihnama TRUE!!!!!!

@VRaihnama well of course, everyones super into Y'shtola

Alphinaud????

@linkkling I mean they ARE little guys. Just of the mechanical variety.

oh my gods i genuinely only just NOW noticed that the mammets are robots. i thought they were just little guys😭

@UltimaShadowX Real

Erica Lindbeck

@__ndz Dudes will see this and be like "hell yeah"

they don't believe in clothes in the lifestream

@tongzhimen623 @TheDarkDuchesss You gotta at least outlive that guy you hate. We all have one.

@TheDarkDuchesss to be frank i know its not gonna get any better, at least for me. i'm completely and utterly broken and after transitioning for a few years i know im never getting better. im not actively making plans right now, but im sure at some point i will and i just dont wanna fail.

The human body is insane like wdym shooting yourself in the head usually isnt instant and you can live for hours and easily survive in many cases but if I fall slightly funny on the stairs it's instant

@MechaKittn @Lulink_13 You had me at "I'm fine with stripping her"

@Lulink_13 I THOUGHT SHE WAS SHIVA BUT NOW PEOPLE ARE SAYING SHE JUST SUMMONS HER. IM FINE WITH STRIPPING HER OF HER POWERS

The writers may have taken Haurchefant but I am protecting her. Even if it was already spoiled to me that she doesn't join the Scions. She doesn't need to join the Scions. She just needs to live happily ever after getting piped by whatever dragon she wants.