Mark

The Greatest Shots of SAVING PRIVATE RYAN (1998)

My cheek bones are aching from laughing 😭😭😭

Can't even say Merry Christmas anymore

@UB1UB2 Isn't that the kid went viral a few years back? He was at Liverpool academy?

Little bro is doing kickups with ease in the streets of London

I love a good hidden gem

Why is Judge not wearing 99 on his shirt tonight?? #bbcbaseball #MLB

42 years ago today Milo Goes To College is the first full-length album by the American punk rock band the Descendents, released on this day in 1982 #punk #punks #punkrock #hardcorepunk #descendents #miloaukerman #history #punkrockhistory #otd

@sammorril What are the chances of you doing a show in Manchester, UK? Would love to see you here!

Euro-tour. See ya soon.

Thread of cool maps you've (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. All roads lead to Rome

I regularly catch up with my ex for lunches, dinners and shopping. We buy each other gifts at Christmas and Birthdays. My current partner of 28 years can't stand him, has no clue that my ex is my best friend.

Hi @BeeNetwork I accidentally bought tickets for the wrong zone, (at 11:52) then bought tickets for the correct zones (at 11:54) when I used the tram this week. Is it possible to refund the incorrect tickets please?

New event for 2028

One small positive among the disgusting scenes in Southport is this far right fuckwit getting his nadgers crushed by a flying brick.

@movingnorthuk @MCRPunkFest Stiff Meds

Hit me up with great UK punk and hardcore bands please? @MCRPunkFest booking season is about to begin. Extra points for any diversity, minus points for your own band.

I’m crying she did not give a single fuck

@anon_opin Aged 10-11, was reading to the teacher and there was a section about tits flying around and chasing each other. I couldn't hold it together and the teacher was asking why I was laughing "just because they're chasing each other miss" 😆

It's time to come up with another name for the small flappy birds in our gardens. I like a childish snigger as much as anyone, but listening to my Mum talk about the wonderful tits outside for 10 minutes did my head in.

@eastendparty @UB1UB2 It's by Alien Red Wolf, it's on Spotify. Won't name it as twitter will hide it

@UB1UB2 Wits the track 😂😂😂

Some song that

@fesshole Found the CCTV

At the funeral home after my Dad died and the very attractive employee said she loved my aftershave and the shirt I was wearing. Ended up cutting the meeting short, getting the cheapest urn without even looking at the brochure and banging her in my car outside. Sorry Dad.

A woman that was smirking behind Rishi Sunak while he spoke on live TV was shortly, and very strategically, blocked by a random man