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@LBC Wasn't the millionaires leaving absolutely vollocks

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@soran0312_ Max 16, least 7.

Most people will say 6 Only the sharp ones will get the real answer🤣🤣

@sonukg4india 9993

Make the greatest possible number

@KirkDBorne Nerds

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@fesshole You fucked the head teacher and he still won't take your son to the zoo

So my son is well behaved in school, gets good parents evening report, but he's got 93% attendance and they want 95% so he misses out on the reward trip to the zoo. So I'm telling the headmasters wife I fucked him last Christmas.

@LBC I bet nick had a sore throat after that interview.

"Right now, I'm the only person." Nigel Farage believes he's got sufficient 'rapport' and 'courage' to become Prime Minister.

@1stclassmaths @Just_Maths Making the point that you are fully aware that most schools will use the 2026 paper for mocks. You are aware that exam boards lock the paper. But you have made a video releasing the paper.

@Michell13827055 @Just_Maths What are you on about?!

A reminder … We need to be asking questions if people are producing hit lists … or they’re making stuff up!!

@1stclassmaths @Just_Maths So you have released a video on the GCSE exam that the majority of school will use for mocks and are locked so pupils don't have access. Sounds a bit iffy mate.

@Just_Maths If this is directed at me, they are all over reddit and TikTok within minutes (as with every year). No apologies from me for moving quickly! FWIW I reported them all to be taken down but exam boards are so ineffective. I've given up sending links to AQA now.

@Lol_Biggy555 @stnlss_stl_rt @fesshole So it tis

@Michell13827055 @stnlss_stl_rt @fesshole Msci is an undergraduate masters so it is exactly how it works it's a 4 year course that has bachelors and masters rolled into one course

Half-arsed my studies at Uni and rolled out with a distinctly average 2:2. According to my CV I got a strong 2:1. No one has ever checked. Almost as if it doesn't fucking matter.

@stnlss_stl_rt @fesshole Not how masters work

@fesshole I got a Richard, but because it was an MSci I just leave the field blank and it’s treated as a 2.1

@Lord_Sugar Spoilers

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@pickover There is a chance that the lottery is not totally random and some number may have a better change of coming up that others

Mathematics. Lottery.

@fesshole I wrote all the fessess about a guy having a massive cock.

This again. Reply if we've published YOUR fess. You don't have to out yourself with exactly which fess, unless you really want to.

@AngryPragmatism @fesshole 67 x 1

@fesshole 67 is a prime number, so making each sum hit 67 would have been a stream of something + something or something - something sums with perhaps a 670 divided by ten thrown in for variety. There would be no multiplication sums. Unless included in a bodmas sequence.

Primary school teacher. Me and my colleague who teaches the other class take turns to make maths worksheets for both classes to do. Made him one where the answer to every single sum is 67 and you could hear the shrieks across the school.

@CNviolations 21

How many rectangles are there in the given diagram?

@reformparty_uk He looks like he needs to be reformed

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@dense_evi @_onlyscott Sorry boss, most of these are not the name of the club. E.g. Charlton athletic. Some work.

@_onlyscott Fulham Norwich Ipswich Hull Millwall Bristol City Watford Southampton Birmingham Charlton Portsmouth Oxford Salford St Albans I'm bored now

Name a football club without letter "E" Impossible

@pickover @TimBrzezinski Stupid. Arbitrary measurements for 1 unit

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@fesshole Ask them what's the closest prime number to 70, and do the hand movements. and if they say 67 tell them they are thick it's 71.

You lucky cunts who don't have or work with kids have no idea how lucky you are you don't have to hear "6-7" every minute of the day. Genuinely feel like just disappearing and living off the grid.

@Lord_Sugar Carry don't end in a 'y it ends in a y. Now give me 10 grand.

Carry