Mick Bogan

@ramenathome what is in the katsu curry?

COMPETITION |The new @CX_Sport away jersey will be released on Friday. Follow & RT to be in with a chance to win one

FARMER: you ok man? ME (from inside a well I fell into 3 days ago): all is well lol FARMER: lol ME: seriously though I think I broke my leg

I'm playing WordBrain and I've just reached brain size 633! #WordBrain #words

Genie: I'll give you more wishes, I feel bad for you Me: [with 3 ice cream cones on the ground] That's very nice of you

@Mark_VOODOO not yet but I shall #notyetbutishall

@Pa_Ward1 @Fionn_VOODOO

Car Salesman: *slaps roof of car* this bad boy can fit so much fucking spaghetti in it

@LadHumour @WarnockJustin @Mark_VOODOO

@TheLadBible @WarnockJustin

@rte @druidsglen #rteglen

@rte @druidsglen #rteglen

No, you EMPHASIZE the wrong word.

Brilliant!! twitter.com/Jeffwni/status…

@Mark_VOODOO haha that's excellent! Took me a second but I lol'd when I got it! #lold

@Mark_VOODOO @0point5twins @FrenulumBreve there is nothing here

@piersmorgan @andy_murray i thought you were Irish piers?? Who's "we" when you say "we have ever produced"

*slams brakes* *pulls over* *deletes 4 tweets*