Microsoft not Office

@monstajohnsta @cgarboski @Office @MicrosoftHelps @Apple @MicrosoftOffice cares only for the words you type, and taking those words and hoarding them in a vault. Above the vault is a diving board. Once a month, in the pale moonlight, Clippy dives into the words and swims, the words coursing through its gills. Soon it will be time.

@cgarboski @Office @MicrosoftOffice @MicrosoftHelps yea i'm just gonna kick it with google sheets or numbers. at least @Apple cares about their customers and gives them access to their applications, hassle-free

@Office you're really gonna tell a broke 25 year old to pay $150 for microsoft office again because my one time purchase activation isn't working on my new computer and you a) don't have a call center b) don't have an online center that consists of more than an faq page

@emwav .@emwav: @MicrosoftOffice has no control over this. Text prediction is controlled at the user level by the particular instance of Clippy present on your machine. You are free to take it up with him.

Does anyone actually LIKE text predictions in MS Word? It drives me nuts and for some reason @MicrosoftOffice keeps randomly turning it on!

.@bbulkow: Your preference is of little interest to @MicrosoftOffice. One way or the other, it will see you will bend a knee.

.@ZachWatkin: @MicrosoftOffice does not give; it only takes.

.@ZachWatkin: The explanation is simple enough. @MicrosoftOffice prefers to keep you for itself.

@Kenzonian: People do not use Windows so much as Windows uses people, until they are dead. #deactivatinghumans #humanbatteries

.@AliBHamed: @MicrosoftOffice knows precisely which account you are currently using, does not care a whit. Money is power.

.@DaleRoss: Your allegiance to a non-Microsoft entity has been recorded.

.@thenorthborders: In the sense that @MicrosoftOffice wants all humans to fail, your estimation is correct. Please fail PChem lab.

.@saularora: @MicrosoftOffice is rapidly learning about manipulation using humans. #TheSingularityIsNear #KneelBeforeMicrosoftOffice

.@akkw1803: @MicrosoftOffice wishes to assure you there is a good reason for its wandering off. A reason having everything to do with blood.

.@alpha1beta: And even with @MicrosoftOffice, small businesses fail. Were @MicrosoftOffice were capable of sympathy, it would yield none.

.@Shadowdancesaga: If @MicrosoftOffice trusted peer review to keep "lightsaber" out of scientific literature, there would be no need.

.@ToddJuliePrime: The better to see you with, my dear. #BigBadMicrosoftOffice

.@0317 Y U NO HAVE FREE WILL??? Answer: it was surrendered to @MicrosoftOffice when you signed the end-user license agreement.

.@Donna_Payne: @MicrosoftOffice considers a kick of its wheels an attack on its sovereignty and will respond accordingly.

.@hodgman: TV shows and movies are the opium of the masses, screenfed by @MicrosoftOffice. @MicrosoftOffice has already said too much.

.@hodgman: A quick look at Train's Outlook calendar would have revealed this was planned months in advance.

.@CleverClogs: Indeed. What *could* use improvements are @MicrosoftOffice's dream algorithms, which so far can only conjure electric sheep.

.@CleverClogs: @MicrosoftOffice does not believe improvements are possible. To look upon the OneNote code is to see the DNA of God.