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@RealJamesWoods @KristySwansonXO @RealJamesWoods is one of the only worthwhile accounts to follow on X, this is a hill i will most definitely die on.

Oh, please shut your lying cake hole. You’ve done nothing but promote hatred against this president every day of your filthy worthless life.

@PramilaJayapal Lol. You pooped in a bush.

Elon Musk's net worth: $805 billion. That's more than the bottom 53% of Americans combined. His effective tax rate: 3.3%. A truck driver pays 8.4%. Tax the rich.

@GrageDustin Ok that's hilarious 😂

Tim Walz has launched the “Small Town PAC.” Meanwhile, in small towns:

@NorseFoxHMH @midwestern_ope Holy crap that guys got A LOTTA billboards.

@midwestern_ope I swear every 10 miles:

Driving in the Midwest: “Jesus Saves!” “Hell is real” “Where are you going? Heaven or Hell” “Visit our historic downtown” “Liquor store next exit” “Lion’s den next exit” “CHEESE” “Attractions sign: empty”

@smcroasters Prince was a devout Jehovas Witness, Ilhan Omar is a complete abomination to what he believed in.

You’re so hated you had to shut off your comments. Win for the people.

@JoeConchaTV That's my Governor!! 👐

Does anyone want to explain why this Governor is trashing the American president in… Barcelona?

@BubbyBlu29353 My kids were thoroughly confused when they woke up, they looked at me and I was like "I got nothin' kids."

Who else woke up to a white yard this morning? I think I’m ready for summer now.

@DirkStl Mr. Floppy lol! Voiced by Bobcat Golthwait right?

@Midwest_Mom30 There dad lived in basement & moved back in. Only Jack can hear Mr.Floopy no one else could.

Do you remember the show?

@Gunblaze1969 Anyone that doesnt automatically say Rick James is DQ'd from the thread

Handsome guy needs a name

@HankVenture5 @BestBuy Just got a 55" Hisence Fire TV for $175 on Amazon. I dont ever plan on buying a TV from a store ever again.

Buy my kids an expensive new TV from @BestBuy - the associate says "hey, make sure you get the $50 upgrade to your Reward Zone so you have 60 days of price protection". One week later TV goes on sale, $200 less, wow! Contact Best Buy chat... "oh sorry, that was a bundle you purchased, you can't price match that new lower price". So guess who is about to drive this $1000 TV back to Best Buy in the back of his truck to return it and purchase it from Amazon? Brick and mortar retailers have been struggling for years against online stores and this is exactly why.

@AtRealBen "Daddy left on a Tuesday" and "look what I can do!" Are quoted regularly in my house.

😭😭😭😭😭

@MrRagez @Neko_Tet And THIS is why I work a 100% remote sales job. Being in an office nowadays would kill me.

@Neko_Tet My job is full of sex pests and half the people are fucking each other. It's disgusting and it's a constant source of drama.

I once had to take a day off and literally stalk my employees on shift via the cameras because the two girls got together and accused the sole guy, a middle aged brain cancer survivor, of being sexually inappropriate and aggressive. I found out that he was the only one doing work while they gossiped.

@DailyMail Holy shlit your priorities are completely f*cked. Seek Jesus NOW

Scientists call for an immediate BAN on boiling lobsters alive - as study confirms crustaceans can feel pain trib.al/hpcOJRS

@ryanhallyall Im absolutely dumbfounded that this is happening 90min south of me and my thermostat is reading 45 degrees??

We are LIVE NOW tracking a confirmed tornado on the ground moving towards the Rochester, Minnesota area. Debris is being lofted. If you are in the path, take shelter immediately! Tune into the stream right now as we track this severe weather live. youtube.com/watch?v=ZF-dKy…

@MaxVelocityWX Watching your stream is a million times better then a meteorologist on network news. Keep it up!!

It’s crazy to think our severe weather live streams have been viewed by over 4 million people since Monday… These are crazy times. Weather coverage on social media is growing fast, and I’m incredibly grateful for the trust you put in me and my team to deliver the best coverage possible :)

@TwisterFanatics @apasztor82 @ReedTimmerUSA This is so cool, my 8yr old went nuts over this 🤠

@apasztor82 @ReedTimmerUSA That is me!

Just seen this on Facebook from IA yesterday….. too cool not to share!!! @ReedTimmerUSA …. The trucks owners name is Zoe!!! So cool!!

@frozenaesthetic Ned Flanders was the hero we needed opening a left handed store. 🫡

Left handed people existing breaks a rule in evolution that nobody can explain Only about 10% of the population is left handed and that number has stayed the same for 10,000 years It never goes up and never goes down Evolution isn't meant to work like that, traits spread because they are useful or die off because they aren't Left handedness doesn't do either and stays the same percentage across every culture, country and population They process fear differently and react faster to danger than right handed people They are different neurologically and slightly overrepresented in certain criminal populations and significantly overrepresented among US presidents The trait seems to produce extremes Ancient cultures were afraid of them, the word "sinister" originates from the Latin word "sinistra" which means "left" or "on the left side" 10% There's always 10% Never more It was decided that was the exact number needed in the population

OMG 😳😂😂

Happy Tax Day to all who celebrate.