Mike Seyfer

@GCAJoeA @Top100Rick In. But have to be league partners with @TomWaitro. And have unlimited use of his guest bedroom.

Happy to announce that Lakewood CC is now offering a National membership category. If you’d like to be part of a 1921 A.W. Tillinghast design (the only one in Ohio), restored by Keith Foster, reach out to me by DM or the club for more details.

Downtown’s Foshay Tower, home to W Minneapolis hotel, faces foreclosure startribune.com/foshay-tower-f…

@Arden_2210 18

If you solve this, your IQ is high 🔥 What should come instead of ?

@upshine3 Lewis or Winthorp. That’s the list.

What’s a baby boy name that screams generational wealth and private school tuition?

@TronCarterNLU @_JDSmoove50 I made the worst deal of my life in that building. Also, had one of the best days with the Chainsmokers 2020.

@_JDSmoove50 There’s some decent stuff, too. That said…not sure why you want something depicting that faux-Tuscan monstrosity.

I’m hearing there’s some especially horrific stuff in the fanshop at The Players this year. A few concerned citizens have already reached out. Hats “SEVENTEEN” but upside down, all sorts of 17-themed stuff. Hats and shirts that simply say “GOOD” on them. Will monitor it. 👀💪

@DiscoverSLC @J_Swish24 Shh. Don’t talk about Sun Valley.

@J_Swish24 Clearly you haven't traveled. Aspen and Park city dont belong on here. Sun Valley and Mammoth are top 5

Top 5 Ski Towns (US Only) #1 Jackson Hole WY. Steep and deep. #2 Aspen CO. DUST off the Amex. #3 Big (Sky) Chin MT. Best lift system. Great chin. #4 Telluride aka TellurChin CO. Lift 9 is where I make my bread. Shoutout Bushwhacker 🌳✂️ #5 Park City Utah. Great town. Skiing is mid at best though. Short porch. -Swish, an expert skier that’s skied the entire Rockies and beyond.

@CJ_81 I’ve seen guys like you struggle in Titletown. Just close your eyes when you walk by the trophy cases.

My quality of life will be declining over the next 24 hours 😂

Duluth flight cancelled @Delta because you couldn’t get another crew for the 3rd time in 8 days.

The state of flying in MN is brutal. @mspairport no gate tonight. An hour on the tarmac. No Marshalls. Missed connections. Total fiasco. @delta Flight to Duluth delayed because there’s no “captain”. But there’s a captain at the gate, just not the right one? @delta, @mspairport , @flyduluth needs to get their shit together.

@KJP No socks.

Serious conversation. Socks or no socks with smoking sippers?

@laz_versalles Looks familiar. Did you ever play in the Highlander?

@itsrosesm Eudora. Della.

@GabbyJChernoff @SunDevilPBP @SunDevilSource Glad he’s recovering. It looked pretty devastating. Fingers crossed he gets well soon.

Kyle Smolen suffered a concussion and won’t play in Game 2 against No. 5 Minnesota Duluth, but Powers said he’ll be back for Dartmouth “if all things go the way we think.” Powers’ full update on @SunDevilPBP ⬇️ @SunDevilSource

@ChadHartmanShow Properly rated.

It’s really cold in Plymouth!!

@snakeollbroker @laz_versalles You’re only human.

Not all heroes wear capes. @Northland_CC

@patrickjkoenig @cobragolf 3. But I’ll bet the company is an 11.

Rate my golf bag 1-10.

@caddietales The sunset of our endless summers gets a little more sentimental each year…

8 loops left. Things I'll miss this offseason... - I'll miss the handshakes and hugs on 18 green - I'll miss hearing players rave about the brats at the turn - I'll miss celebrating with a high handicapper who rolls a long one in for their only birdie of the day - I'll miss the feeling of peace and possibility as the sun rises over the lake - I'll miss the satisfaction of a hard day's work as the wind dies and the sun lowers during the golden hour - I'll miss the buzz and trash talk in the Shack the morning after a big game - I'll miss the excitement the caddies have when stormy weather leads to an unexpected day off - I'll miss sharing something cool that happens on the course with all of you - I'll miss fairway conversations about just being grateful to be out there - I'll miss the sigh of relief when both players hit the fairway on a hard hole - I'll miss getting lucky and finding a ball in the weeds and being made out to be a hero - I'll miss the easy sleep that comes at night - I'll miss my caddie crew all making enough that day to splurge on dinner together after the loop - I'll miss the folks who come and introduce themselves at the bag drop and say they follow my stuff here - I'll miss the way fathers and sons look at each other out there - I'll miss the conversations of old college buddies catching up on life - I'll miss seeing shots I couldn't dream of pulling off - I'll miss high handicappers not caring at all about where the ball ends up and saying, "Just leave it" - I'll miss couples practicing patience with one another 😂✌️ - I'll miss meeting people who won free golf and the joy of seeing a full bucket - I'll miss asking guys who want to play the tips if they can hit it as far as Bryson - I'll miss the thrill of the players who see the sheep for the first time - I'll miss the jerky - I'll miss the other service staff - I'll miss my caddie brothers (and a few sisters) I'll just miss it! And... One thing I'll miss, obviously, is the regular pay. My gig at the sober house is gonna be volunteer only this winter, so if you see something you like, help a soon to be offseason caddie as he waits for the next door to open. caddietales.co

@laz_versalles @heathwblack Solid tweet.

@heathwblack Can't win 'em all

This is a totally handsome guy. Great smile, great hair, bright eyes, a catch for any young woman. Sure, he's a ginger, and needs a tailor but nobody's perfect.

@CJ_81 @jeffshelman @arikhanson 💥🔥💥

Just a banger of a day near the largest fresh water lake in the 🌎 with a few fine gentlemen. @Twitterless_Pat @jeffshelman @arikhanson