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@0hour1 The dreaded belt

This will have you all laughing until I return. 😭😭

@notaproviderMD @TheDemocrats Yeeeee-haaaaw!

Texas: James Talarico is the only candidate who will put you first.

@EdKrassen @StephenM Quiet munchkin Ps You need to grow a full beard and mustache to hide those stretch marks 😳 :D

@StephenM Where’s your hair?

He’s transitioning.

@AdamCarollaShow @adamcarolla Congratulations Champ!

Congrats to @adamcarolla on getting his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame! ⭐️ GET IT ON!

@realBrandonGill @RichardGrenell Looks like his butt hurts 😳

Low T

@TheDemocrats @StephenM Huh? Wow! Democrats 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

The Democrats made history in Texas by nominating their first transgender senate candidate.

@BillMelugin_ @TomiLahren @FoxNews Sanctuary cities are a stupid idea. Get in line and go through the process that Congress passed. If people don’t like it then vote accordingly. Side note-pass the Save act and vote legally. 😳 1 illegal vote is too many, don’t you think?

NEW: Last night on @FoxNews, DHS Secretary Markwayne Mullin again said he is considering pulling CBP out of sanctuary city airports, adding that "we are currently drawing up plans" to do so. His comments came in response to protests at ICE's Delaney Hall detention facility in Newark, NJ, where he says local police won't respond to assist due to sanctuary policies. Pulling CBP out of sanctuary airports would have an enormous chain reaction impact, as international travelers would no longer be able to fly into airports like LAX, JFK, San Francisco, Chicago, Newark, Seattle, Denver, Philly, etc, as there would be no customs agents to process them. Additionally, Mullin points out that Democrats have refused to fund CBP. It's unclear how serious/advanced this idea is, as Mullin has said no final decision has been made - but such a move would likely have enormous ripple effects if it were to come to fruition. Thoughts?

@MayorFrey It’s Memorial Day you idiot

Today, we remember George Floyd, who was murdered by a former Minneapolis police officer six years ago.   That moment changed our city forever.

@rocknrollofall I’ve never liked Bruce Springsteen. Way overrated. Just saying

What's your most controversial rock'n roll take that will put you in a position where you're lonely as hell?😂

@adamcarolla Raw fish from the trunk of a car 😳 Or Sushi from a gas station 😳

We only have the guy cutting the papaya with the rusty machete

@greg16676935420 Wait…is that AI generated, greg

Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸🫡

@CNviolations Hahah! Thanks for the laugh

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@mirandadevine @HunterBiden Yes please

Hey @HunterBiden - instead of taking swipes at me in your numerous interviews, why not sit down with me on my podcast and say it to my face?

@anishmoonka Good thing that’s not how it works with humans. I’d of been found dead on the toilet at a mere 13 years old!?! 😳

A male bee mates for less than 5 seconds in midair. The ejaculation is so explosive you can hear it pop from a few feet away. His body rips in half. He falls dead before hitting the ground. And he is one of the lucky males in the hive. When a male bee, called a drone, chases down a queen mid-flight at speeds of 22 miles per hour, his entire reproductive organ turns inside out. The pressure required for this comes from nearly all the blood in his body, which rushes downward to force the organ outward like a spring. The semen fires into the queen with so much force it makes the audible pop. The organ then snaps off and stays lodged inside her like a cork. As he flips backward off her body, his abdomen rips open. The next drone waiting his turn has to physically yank out the dead male's cork before he can mate. The same thing then happens to him. The queen does this 12 to 20 times in a single afternoon. She flies up to a spot in the sky that beekeepers call a drone congregation area. Picture an invisible meeting point about 50 to 130 feet above the ground where up to 11,000 male bees from as many as 240 different hives are hovering, waiting for her. These spots stay in the exact same locations year after year, sometimes for over a decade. No one fully understands how brand new drones, born only weeks earlier, find them. By the end of her mating run, the queen has collected around 100 million sperm cells. She keeps only 5 to 6 million in a tiny internal storage organ that keeps them alive for years. From that supply, she uses just two sperm cells per egg for the rest of her life, laying up to 2,000 eggs a day for 2 to 7 years. After that one afternoon in the sky, she will never mate again. A 2019 study from UC Riverside, the University of Copenhagen, and the University of Western Australia found that bee semen contains toxic proteins that temporarily blind the queen by interfering with how vision genes function in her brain. If she can't see well, she can't fly out again to mate with more males. Their semen also carries a separate protein that attacks and kills sperm cells from rival drones still inside her. The males keep competing long after every one of them is dead. The 99.9% of drones who never get to mate have it worse. As autumn arrives, the female worker bees in the hive stop feeding their brothers, then drag them out of the entrance after biting off their wings. The drones can't fly back in. They starve or freeze in the grass within days. The colony raises a fresh batch of disposable males the next spring, and the whole cycle starts over.

@ofcrdeonjoseph Couldn’t agree more D Carry on 😇🙏🇺🇸

Even if he doesn’t win, he’s exposing a whole lot. This man is a hero.

@inderXplorer @nickshirleyy @Tim_Walz @IlhanMN You missed the point. Either willingly ignored it or on purpose. Either way, don’t you agree that fraud is bad & the fraudsters should be prosecuted & give back the taxpayers $ so the government services can be used for citizens who really need it? Have a great weekend folks!

@nickshirleyy @Tim_Walz @IlhanMN The DOJ announcing charges isn’t evidence Tim Walz and Ilhan Omar were secretly running a fraud cartel. By that logic every red-state meth bust means the governor is Walter White.

Hey @Tim_Walz and @IlhanMN one of the biggest fraud bust in Minnesota history took place this week and you guys said nothing Shouldn’t you guys celebrate when fraud is exposed in your state and district? Or are you upset because it was exposed? Silence speaks volumes.

@suetsam @CAgovernor @Cal_OES Ok so not all of the liberal women ruining the country are white. 😵‍💫 Speaking of science. How many genders are there? Science says 2. Have a great weekend everyone!

@CAgovernor @Cal_OES Glad Gov. Newsom is in charge and not Trump. He believes in science.

I’m proclaiming a state of emergency in Orange County as California continues to respond to the hazardous chemical incident in Garden Grove. @Cal_OES has been mobilized for over 24 hours and state agencies are supporting impacted communities to protect public safety, and assist local officials as response efforts continue. Please continue to follow guidance from emergency officials. Get the latest information ⬇️ ggcity.org/emergency

@CAgovernor @GavinNewsom @Cal_OES I’ll say! Your state is definitely in a state of emergency! 😳 Ps. You are the slimiest of slimy politicians ever.

@BluegrassPundit @real_Kan_Do @RapidResponse47 So tell us

@real_Kan_Do @RapidResponse47 I know enough.

@ak48503 @NYCMayor Says Edward from s Africa

Either you, or Bernie Sanders, would be the best presidents the US has ever had. Everyday you keep making policies that shows the world how a well run socialist state can work in a democracy. Keep demanding more accountability from these guys and let hardworking New Yorkers benefit as much as they can from their billions.

Amazon is worth $2 trillion. But it didn't deign to pay the millions of dollars it racked up in unpaid fines as its’ trucks illegally polluted our air and forced New Yorkers to breathe in their exhaust.  
We collected every dollar they owe the people of this city — and will continue to hold them accountable. In New York, corporations are held to the same standard as everyone else.  
No company — no matter how large or powerful — is above the law.