Mark Montelpasse

@whitesox This team blows....once again

off to a GRAND start

@stoolpresidente @VivaLaStool Where does @stoolpresidente, find, the worst possible Michigan gear?

I hate to see my good friend Dan’s Wisconsin lose in the first round like that (I did not mention the fact I took High Point +800 live because I’m a good friend)

@MartySmithESPN Never Marty....

Had a couple cold ones at the neighborhood pub with my buddies. During the overly aggressive banter about Ohio State, Bama and Notre Dame football, I got all fired up and turned my hat around backwards like Sly in Over The Top. I’ll be 50 in April. What age is too old for a backwards hat?

Ok last President Trump #Olympics2026 meme I swear, maybe, probably 😂 🏒 🥅

@NFL_DovKleiman Who called him an "athlete"?

Dave Portnoy might be the worst athlete we've ever seen. Portnoy is 48, moving like he’s in his 70s 🤦‍♂️

I mean…

@MarcoFoster_ Go smoke some more weed, you washed up stoner.

Dave Matthews: “I don’t want my taxes to pay for ICE masked thugs to roam our streets and terrorize our communities. Renee Nicole Good, murdered in the streets. He shot her three times in the head. Murdered in cold blood. These people are trying to tell us not to believe what we see. Fuck ICE”

@j00ny369T Divorce her...

Perfectly cooked tomahawk steak imo

@LibOrNormal Get her a box of Twinkie

She should have gotten COAL....

@Scottcrates He is one big nugget

Happy diabetes and heart disease, son!

@TheCinesthetic American Hustle

Name a movie where the soundtrack elevated the entire experience.

@JonnyRoot_ The fuck? I think just giving the shoes, would have been enough.

Baltimore Ravens players, including Lamar Jackson & Derrick Henry, washed local kid’s feet & provided them new shoes for Christmas 👏 "I wanted to do something for the community and do something Christ-like." - Ravens QB Lamar Jackson

@NFL_DovKleiman Novachek

Age yourself by naming an NFL tight end you grew up watching. I'll start, Chris Cooley.

@KevinScarbinsky Take your tampon out

Nick Saban drops some routine crude language. Kirby Smart joins in like a parrot. The GameDay panel laughs like a bunch of grade-school boys. What are we doing?

@Mappy6984 What's with the Kid Icarus hair ?

👀👀👀👀

@TopTierGT You're the only one...DAWGS by Fiddy!!

I’m 110% confident that Georgia Tech will beat georgia on Friday.

@FoxNews @JellyRoll615 Now get rid of the dumb face tattoos

'THIS IS CRAZY': @JellyRoll615 debuts a bold new look after shaving his beard for the first time in a decade — saying he originally grew it out to hide his face when he was "so obese." The singer says seeing his name on the list of Grammy nominees reminds him that "all I see is God."

@TheCountryWire Why?

Brooks & Dunn are the 2025 CMA Duo of the Year. #CMAawards

@TexasLonghorns Right now? You're checking out of the playoffs!! Go DAWGS!!

Longhorn Nation, where are YOU checking in from? 🫵 #HookEm

@LEXISJONES1 You are a dumbass!! DAWGS dog walked your ass

I see why Kirby 61-1 at home