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@Jacemuthui alikuwa na healthy appetite

I was that idiot. Caught my girl cheating red-handed, forgave her, then moved her straight into my apartment so I could “protect the relationship.” Yesterday I told her I was running to the corner shop for milk and bread. Drove two blocks, parked, then sprinted back

@WashiraX @rodgersmolenje

Kenya has introduced a new 25% tax on software subscriptions. One of the principles of a good tax system is simplicity. Taxes should be easy to understand. Easy to comply with. And inexpensive to administer. Finance Act 2026 has introduced new rules for software subscriptions. • The Act now classifies payments for software licences and software subscriptions as royalties. - As a result, every time you pay an overseas software company, you are now required to withhold 20% tax and remit it to KRA. - Then pay the software company the remaining 80%. For example. Suppose you pay Google, Amazon or Microsoft USD 1,000 every year for software subscriptions. The law says: • Confiscate 20%, USD 200. • Remit it to KRA. Then pay the software company USD 800. There is only one problem, however. - Software subscriptions are paid either in full or not at all. Google does not care that you have complied with the Kenyan tax laws. You either pay them 1,000 USD or go home. So what happens to continue using the software and keep KRA happy? - You pay Google their full USD 1,000. In doing so, KRA treats the USD 1,000 as the net amount after withholding tax. That means the original invoice is deemed to have been USD 1,250. How? Ulikua unaangalia mwalimu na ruler ukiuliza hesabu ya cross multiplication itakusaidia aje maishani. Ona Sasa. If USD 1,000 = 80%, Then 100% = USD 1,250. The withholding tax therefore becomes USD 250. Meaning: • Google gets their full USD 1,000. • Then you go back to your pocket to pay KRA USD 250. Total software cost = USD 1,250. In effect, the law has quietly introduced a 25% tax on many software subscriptions. Even if a small taxpayer genuinely wanted to comply, how exactly are they supposed to comply when the giant software company insists on being paid in full? This is the new law. Adjust accordingly.

@kamauwaruhiu 😂😂😂😂

Watu wako na mchezo sana gari ya 112k unakuja na mechanic aaangalie Nini ? ,na anakuja na computer ati ni scanning.

Israel Is Losing Power So What Do They Do? Try to establish a symbolic victory by pretending they discovered Ark of The Covenant relics. I Seen This Coming A Mile Away They’re not giving up U.S. aid out of strength they’re scrambling for symbolic legitimacy because the financial tap is closing and the proxy games (Iran, etc.) are being choked. The “Ark” stories are psychological operations to reassert ancient covenant claims, distract from Khazarian conversion history critiques, and position certain factions as biblical heirs while the real power (gold-backed sovereignty plays) shifts. Remember Gold does not only destroy the Fed- it will do the same to Israel in tandem. Why? Who created Israel? The Rothschilds. Who created the Federal Reserve? The Rothschilds. I highly doubt that I need to spell this out for you and tell you what it means for the old Cabal structure. No money. No power. No influence. No control.

@pallnandi YES

I hope the rest of Africa is happy now that South Africa has been knocked out of the World Cup. Was this really what you wanted?

Why does the math never make sense?

@Onorpik True

The art of nyama choma is quickly getting lost in Kenya, all we get nowadays is boiled meat passed over the grill for a few minutes. 💔💔

@DonaldBKipkorir @WilliamsRuto Asking the right questions to a deaf ear

Your Excellency President @WilliamsRuto , everyone says Wicknell Chivayo is a Conman, a fraudster & a Criminal .. Why have you allowed him unimpeded access? Why is he given unrestricted access to our country? How can he openly give money to our airport employees? How does our country benefit from a known criminal? How can we compromise our national security & prestige to such man of dubious reputation?

@K24Tv You can't do it in one year

“I have made up my mind that we are going to change this country. What the hell are we doing in the Third World when countries like Singapore, South Korea and Malaysia are in the First World?” President Ruto

@NdindiNyoro Mr. Entrepreneur you are a Ruto project, so this was inevitable. It's all about where your bread is buttered.

Wadosi Wakenya Wote, I come in Peace and humility. The vote for the Finance Bill happened yesterday; disappointingly, I was not in Parliament. I travelled out of the Country on Wednesday evening for engagements that could not have been postponed. But no explanation should absolve the blame. As for the feedback we have received from all Kenyans, we take it with humility. All the feedback will go a long way in making us better as we discharge our duties in Parliament and outside as we serve the great people of Kenya. We have always been available and forthright in debating both the Appropriations Bill and the Finance Bill on the committee and on the floor of the house as a commitment to giving a different and alternative view. This has also been an important platform of informing Kenyans on the things that affect them, the businesses, investment decisions and the Economy in general. Whereas this is important, we also must acknowledge the fact that Parliament is in an unprecedented phase where both the Majority and the Minority leadership are on the same side thereby making it difficult to effectively act as an institution of oversight. That’s why we choose to do it both inside and outside. On the proposals we had on reducing fuel prices, we had the opportunity to appear before the relevant committees. Unfortunately, the Finance Committee did not include the proposals in their final report. The alternative that was left was that of initiating a private member bill. However, this was deemed as a “Money Bill” and could not be carried as an amendment in the Finance Bill on the Floor. It had to take its own course. The guidance from relevant offices in parliament was that we initiate the process after the Finance bill process since most officers of parliament and especially the Parliament Budget Office were engaged in the process of Finance Bill and Appropriations Bill. The process will now continue on a different path. I have taken time to read the feedback from Kenyans and it is clear that; we carry an immense responsibility that we should always live up to. We are glad that together, we have achieved many things through debate, talking about them in forums & media and sharing information. To cite just two; In December, we were able to speak forthrightly about the plan to hike School Fees for Day Secondary Schools. The plan was shelved, not by the involvement of Parliament; but by the government knowing that Kenyans were aware. Earlier this year, we took up the issue of the 15% GoK sale of Safaricom shares. While the majority of numbers prevailed in Parliament, the Judiciary sided with our view and money has never changed hands. The sale has never been effected. We have taken it upon ourselves to tabulate, collate and analyse Economic related information which we always quietly and gladly share with leaders both in Parliament and outside for better oversight and alternative viewpoints. Personal comfort would call for us to be quiet at critical moments, but it is unpatriotic to seek comfort over what is right. As human as we are, we are far from being perfect and we will always seek to learn from the feedback we receive. Asanteni sana. We are African and Africa is our Business.

@maavoh @DrMumbiSeraki Jaba

@DrMumbiSeraki He is part of the Norwegian National Guard and that is standard dress for all active service Men. @DrMumbiSeraki

i love the way they've brought out the MZUNGU ALIENS first.... before the REAL GODS show up! 😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😇😂😋

Missing Person: Name: Esther Wairimu Keige, age 54 years old . A lawyer and a mother of two. Last seen at Senate Hotel & Gym Juja town, wearing a black dress and black shoes, her hair was in braids in a ponytail. She is vulnerable and needs assistance, she was being treated for major depression and was on heavy medication. Case reported at Juja Police Station. Call or WhatsApp 0722809878 and 0700012803 if you see her or know of her whereabouts. OB NO: 101/10/6/26

This is a clearer photo of him. Any info regarding him will really help.

@PabloJohny @cheycheykule @KURAroads Farmer clearly you don't understand that road configuration

Let me ask you a question: do you actually use Ngong Road? Because your comment suggests you have no idea what you’re talking about. Let me correct you. The two lanes on each side will be joining Ngong Road, which already has two lanes on each side. There is nothing unusual about that. The design is consistent with the existing road layout, and the work has been done properly. At the very least, understand the road configuration before criticizing the project.

@JonStewartIL Idiot

Posted than immediately removed. 🧐

@Onorpik El Nino effects

Let's be real and talk about the impending famine, right now maize across North Rift are drying out due to lack of rain the past weeks. So far no statement issued by the Agriculture ministry.

@USForeignAssist @StateDept Ebola is Arsenic poisoning

.@StateDept announced $20 million in funding for Ebola preparedness in Burundi, Kenya, Rwanda, and South Sudan; bringing the total for the Ebola response to more than $220 million. The additional funding will support national emergency operations centers; enhance capacities for surveillance, testing, border screening, and infection prevention and control; enable procurement and distribution of critical commodities; and prepare countries to manage potential patients with Ebola disease.

@realskeka 😂😂😂😂

Iyo bitterness ya Mbiti ilitoka hapa😂. Imagine dating a girl, umfunze scamming alafu akuibie ata, worst of all akuconvince ufanye vasectomy alafu siku mmeenda kwao ocha kwa gate kipii imkimbilie ikimuita mum😂😭. Na saiiyo wewe ushaaribu starter hauna nguvu za kiume.

@JeffObure @Lightcasttvke Ni Arabs

@Lightcasttvke Heheh kwani Somalis are not Africans?

Comedian Churchill leaves Kalonzo Musyoka and the Wiper brigade in stitches with his piece during the Unveiling of SKM 2027 Presidential Campaign Platform

@HonOscarSudi Mkuu Kuna Skype

So what, Mr Giddy Chairman, you want President William Ruto to walk or ride a bicycle? Wewe ni mtu kumbaffu!!