Parody Moscow Marge

@foxnewspolitics Only in America can felons be elected to public office. Baffles my mind.

Byron Donalds doubles down on refusing to debate his GOP primary rivals in the Florida governor's race, dismissing them as stuck in single digits while he sits at roughly 50% in polls with over $90 million raised. Donalds called a rival's confrontation at one of his campaign events "another stunt" from candidates trying to get attention rather than earning support from voters. James Fishback fired back by comparing Donalds' debate avoidance to Joe Biden and Kamala Harris, arguing voters deserve to see candidates face off.

@PeakGreens @FoxNews Contrary to maga beliefs, it is not creepy to have all your teeth.

@FoxNews THIS IS NOT NORMAL INDEED CREEEEPY

“I don't even know how this is legal.” Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez is questioning how lawmakers can disappear from Congress for months without public explanation after Sen. Mitch McConnell revealed previously undisclosed health issues that kept him away from the Capitol. AOC says medical emergencies happen, but argues extended absences without transparency have “crossed” a line. @foxnewspolitics

@MajorReckoning Donald Trump is a narcissistic convicted felon asshole that lies every time he opens his mouth. The 2020 election was audited, audited again, audited again and audited again. It was one of the most secure elections in my lifetime.

So lemme get this straight. The Dems are afraid of Trump releasing evidence of fraud in the 2020 election, and without even seeing what it is yet, they have already decided that the evidence is “baseless”. How does that work exactly? They are afraid for a reason.

@reformedaftony @cirnosad Hey hey hey we don't use that word. But yes, we are so back.

That faggot Lindsey Graham is dead, the turtle Mitch McConnell is probably a veggie tales character, and we got @cirnosad back. We're so fucking back.

@Georgesantos It's spent it all on male escorts

Say what you want… then man was not corrupt, this proves it!

@JoeTalkShow Hi, please block me! Lindsay Graham was a closet case homosexual who did tremendous damage to the lgbtq community. I'm glad she's dead.

Just so we're clear.. if you follow me and make some degusting comment denigrating Lindsey Graham or celebrating his death -- that's an easy block for me.

Ding dong the bitch is dead, which old bitch, the evil Lindsay Graham.

@ginamilan_ Because it isn't true

Why isn’t this story viral?

@bassalid @AFPhq Bro said there are people everywhere and then shows an empty background 😂

Just another example of what’s online isn’t reality. We’ve met with thousands of Americans from all over at the @AFPhq exhibit at the Great American State Fair.

@Timcast You're the prime example of why parents should not let their children drop out of 5th grade.

Trump should just bar USPS mail in vote delivery at the 11th hour and say "sue me"

@spencerpratt Yes, one of the most liberal cities in America not electing a failed maga reality "star" - give it a break and leave Cali already. You promised!

We know that they are lying, they know that they are lying, they even know that we know they are lying, we also know that they know we know they are lying, too... But they are still lying.

@BulwarkOnline The republicans are on a level of corruption the likes this country has never seen.

Mike Johnson: "If we were to lose the midterms, heaven forbid, these Democrats…will turn every committee of Congress into an investigative body and they will go after the president's family, the cabinet, his donors, and friends. Half of you in this room will be targeted. I run the protection program. I'll take care of you."

@GrantCardone You look like you're a part of the Epstein class.

Democratic Party has been hijacked by Extreme Socialism. I was raised and voted Democrat for 40 years.

@HouseGOP I'd rather my fellow Americans have healthcare than billionaires having their 6th vacation home

The Democrats have a new economic agenda. It's called socialism, and you'll be paying for it if they get their way.

@deancain Yes, we are

No, they're not.

@HQNewsNow lol grandpa is fried

Q: In April you showed the Reflecting Pool plans and said you had a guy who was going to do it in 1 week for $1 million dollars. It's been 2 months and $16.5 million. Trump: Okay, ready? Barack Hussein Obama, have you ever heard of him?

@shbjaztx @Acyn Elon musk potentially changed the outcome of the election. Trump was desperate. If he didn't win, he'd never see outside of a prison cell again.

@Acyn I don't understand why so many people voted for him. Have they all been fooled by him, or are they just stupid?

Trump: I spent less than two months on the reflecting pool and I have a better product. I can't help it if somebody goes in with a knife and starts hacking it up. We also have pictures of it. Reporter: Can you release the photos? Trump: You’ll see it in court.

@TPBlue4 @WesternLensman Elon is a fucking welfare queen. Look it up! Most of his wealth came from the US Government

@WesternLensman Musk got richer as a result of Trump’s presidency. Magabillies have no ideas to make anything better.

Ro Khanna has yet another idea on what could be paid for by taxing Elon: “For 5% tax one time on Elon Musk, you could have universal child care in America. $10 a day for every family." Ro never stops daydreaming about different ways to spend Elon's money.

@antibearthesis It's a grift. The rich who got their shares before retail investors are selling making that $$$ while retail investors go into the red. Happens every time.

Can someone explain to me like i’m 9 years old why $SPCX is crashing right now?

@indyfor45th47th @RepNancyMace Damn Elon has the maga bots working overtime today

@RepNancyMace Hell no 😂

Anyone know if you need to show an ID at the Obama Presidential Center?