Jake Upright

Some sage advise: Don't be so right in what you say that you're wrong with those closest to you No man is an island, don't alienate those around you just because your ego needs to be stroked

@blackwidowbtc Depends. I think in total for allocation to bitcoin you should be somewhere around 60-70% long here and the 30% sidelined waiting for a lower entry if this 4 month Channel breaks down.

Debating with myself to see if i want to hold or scale out within this area Since yall are tired of me giving all the scoop - why don't you give me some for a change? Bought at 60.8K and now its at 81.6K Should I scale out or HODL? I know most don't have my best interest at heart but im curious whats the consensus? Prob some haters will say sell just to see me out of my positions 😂 For those nerds, may i remind you that I bought at 17K and I would prob never sell that 😉 #Bitcoin

@LayahHeilpern Are you sidelined

$2.7 billion has poured into Bitcoin ETFs over the last 3 weeks. 9 consecutive days of inflows. History says this is when bear market rallies start to fade. Remeber crypto will be unforgiving, be very careful chasing pumps.

@saylor @Strategy When are you going to spill the beans that @Strategy is just a covert nationalized NGO WE SEE YOU

$MSTR has generated ₿63,410 of BTC Gain YTD (~$5.1 billion) and now holds 3.9% of the BTC network.

Up 15% in 5 years hasn't even outrun inflation so from a price standpoint From the fundamentals, bitcoin was built as an alternative to government issued currency but it ended up being co-opted. Failed here KYC, arrests made on samurai wallet and other mixer projects, it's not money for the people. With price flat over 5 years and its ethos eroded, I don't see it sending higher.

So now that healthy debate is back, I would like to know your opinion on the market. Ignore my analysis for a moment. Where do you think this is going, and why? Discuss.

@hosseeb Are you retarded or trolling? We can't tell

If Hal Finney were reanimated and someone told him how stablecoins worked, I don't think his reaction would be: "wait, you're telling me this non-KYC, instantly transferable, cryptographically custodied, P2P-accessible US dollar has... a freeze function? Oh. So we failed."

@TiburonVK @lykan_hypers True

@lykan_hypers Es mentira, te piden DNI para hacerte la página azul y si subes fotos que no corresponden te banean

Este loco se creó una novia virtual llamada Maya y le abrió un OnlyFans. En el primer mes se ganó 43.000 dólares. Ya tiene 1247 suscriptores de pago y el fan que más gastó en un mes le dio 2000 dólares.

@dotkrueger 15% in 5 years? It almost outran inflation 😂

80K, Bitches.

@dotkrueger @hillery_dan Most jobs are senseless busywork just to provide Monopoly money to live in this self induced scarcity economy. Working for survival hasn't been relevant since 1970 One can only hope AI liberates the people from their meaningless jobs

@hillery_dan in fact: there will be two kinds of people 1. those that can use the AI to achieve super human performance 2. those on welfare / UBI

Love this.

@HodlMagoo @elonmusk Well last time I checked humanoids can't impregnate

How can @elonmusk simultaneously hold the views that you don’t need to save for retirement because AI/robotics will create mass abundance, Universal HIGH INCOME is coming and the current birth rate is a existential crisis?

@Puncher522 @BitcoinSapiens Nah, he's on point and that's what makes it so uncomfortable

@BitcoinSapiens He’s full of shit

Translation: Peter Thiel feels the majority of the value has already been extracted from Bitcoin.

@BTCBreadMan Open a JP Morgan account

My wife asked me to go down on her this morning. I explained to her that oral sex is now the leading cause of throat cancer, ahead of both cigarettes and alcohol. She understood the logic, but seemed disappointed nonetheless. What are some other good options to meet her needs?

@BitcoinMagazine Pound sand! Let me say it louder for those in the back. POUND SAND! It was built to go around you corrupt thugs

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth says the US should secure a strategic advantage in Bitcoin and that he's a "long enthusiast" of BTC.

@AutismCapital @alanknit "On top" is where she prefers

If the JPM story turns out to be BS she's going to secure a bag like you can't even imagine. And if the story turns out to be TRUE, she could still secure a bag as an online FinDom influencer and make more money than she ever imagined possible. She will come out on top of this.

@BitcoinMagazine It's about time for the annual Bitcoin conference price rug-pull

LIVE: Bitcoin 2026 | Day 3 🚀 twitter.com/i/broadcasts/1…

@leamuirleyn @TheBitcoinConf @DavidFBailey Are you kidding?

Escorted out of the @TheBitcoinConf for holding #freesamourai signs. @DavidFBailey

@TheBitcoinConf The speaker list is laughable considering the ethos of Bitcoin You really can't make this stuff up

In just a few hours, tens of thousands of people will flood into Bitcoin 2026. The calm before the storm. ⛈️

@sp4rkl3jumpr0p3 Add 3 cats and you're really prime

Being an unmarried woman in your 30s is actually peak

@kashev @arbitrum Not bitcoin

@arbitrum I find it baffling people celebrate what Arbitrum did Do you actually realize what this means? Crypto is a complete joke and non of these protocols are decentralized. They can freeze your assets at will 🤡 Send it all to zero

The Arbitrum Security Council has taken emergency action to freeze the 30,766 ETH being held in the address on Arbitrum One that is connected to the KelpDAO exploit. The Security Council acted with input from law enforcement as to the exploiter’s identity, and, at all times, weighed its commitment to the security and integrity of the Arbitrum community without impacting any Arbitrum users or applications. After significant technical diligence and deliberation, the Security Council identified and executed a technical approach to move funds to safety without affecting any other chain state or Arbitrum users. As of April 20 11:26pm ET the funds have been successfully transferred to an intermediary frozen wallet. They are no longer accessible to the address that originally held the funds, and can only be moved by further action by Arbitrum governance, which will be coordinated with relevant parties.

@Rajatsoni We'll live a life full of abundance in 1/2 generation due to AI and automation. There's no need to stress about saving for a retirement

Most people who are saving in 401Ks are going to be VERY disappointed when they finally retire Tax rates will be higher Their expenses in 30 years will have gone up 3-5x Their savings will barely cover them for a few years They will likely have to get a part time job at 70

@Brennan_BTC22 @River Explain how it's any different