Mpho Kitchin

Teaching my 3 year old words and this is what happens ... 😩

Lemme get something straight! 😂😂😂 @Grok confirm UAE 🇦🇪 told Pakistan 🇵🇰 to join the war against Iran 🇮🇷 or pay back their $3.5 Billion loan. Pakistan decided to pay back their loan. 😂😂😂

everything to Nigerians is xenophobic especially if you tell them to stay in their country.

Hahahah I love you for this belief in me but even us, we’ve suffered at the hands of artists and we’ve respectfully let them go. We’ve had artists not show up for visa appointments… what more gigs!!?? 😮‍💨So mina, I’m quick to let go. His management team is doing an amazing job. They’re trying their absolute best. You guys don’t see the MANY shows he does make cos the one or two he doesn’t make scream louder because of the absolute disappointment. Sometimes, things just don’t work out for various reasons but for the most part, his management is doing the best they can.

Did you know the GOT composer is Iranian? Art is in our blood. Humanity is indestructible.

The way they speak about our women🥴?? I need South African girlies to love themselves man and stay away from these men💔

Everyone is wrong but you

Happy Easter to this guy and only this guy

Mbeki’s 1998 Refugees Act was written for a world that doesn't exist anymore. It turned South Africa into a 'free-for-all' because it didn't distinguish between a real war refugee and an economic migrant. 28 years later, our systems are broken because his administration chose 'Pan-Africanism' over rational interest. He's literally Responsible in a major way for the troubles we face with immigration today.

This Nigerian dude who cause a ruckus about being “victimised” at the airport was hoping that he can use the xenophobia card to be let in with no scrutiny. Fuck him

NEVER RENT YOUR PLACE TO NIGERIANS!!!

Let’s make him trend until he tells us how he became the owner of RDP houses that should belong to South Africans. @The_DHS

So l actually just looked this up and apparently it's true.. middle children are dwindling. In the 1970's, it was common to have three or four children. Today, almost 65% of women with children only have one or two. So the "middle child" is becoming increasingly rare. The fact that middle children are going extinct is the most middle child thing I've ever heard.

I came across this banger while freeing up storage space on my phone. When Twitter was still a laugh a minute. #Emtee

Paul Biya has been president of Cameroon since Emmanuel Macron was five years old.

One of the most internationally supported cases in ICJ history. Well done @DIRCO_ZA 👏🏻

Apparently the Nigerian guys who got detained at the airport had gotten their visas fraudulently. All that noise and crying “xenophobia” only to prove South Africans right, that it is in fact their conduct.

Christian comedy really be the funniest to me 😂😂😂😂😂

Nigerians in the Diaspora Commission (NIDCOM) with an update, helpful information & insights.

They are conditioned to expect asshole behaviour from men and they will excuse it as "Firm Leadership". From women they expect the same leadership style they got from their Grade 8 Arts And Culture Teacher.

A baby starts wailing on the train. This woman pulls out her phone, silences the alarm, and takes the pill. I’m screaming. 😂