Peter Selby

@RoyRogers_HTMS This is Gong. Hawkwind. Ozrics. Primus. Hillage. This is fucking amazing 😍😍

@Janabw81 Cambridge University Netball Team.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but this reads like he threw the fight in order to make money on a bet. This is what most people would consider as cheating and fraud, which I’m pretty sure is illegal. 🤔🤔🤔

@jonronson Mate, this is tremendous news. X

I am delighted to announce my new book - my first in eleven years. It’s called The Castle, and you can preorder it now at linktr.ee/thecastle_jonr…. The video explains more!

I am binevitable.

@AngelaRayner That's a damn shame. She's a good'un.

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Dear @EveryoneActive, your website is the most unintuitive platform I've ever encountered. It's truly bizarre. Have you ever asked any of your customers about it?

@KirstieMAllsopp Hey, here's a thought. Try not being such a judgey dick. It's possible that you don't know what people have going on. Mind your own business and, while you're at it, go fuck yourself.

I’m staying in a hotel in Switzerland, just had breakfast next to an English couple with one child, probably aged 5, he ate his breakfast watching an iPad on the table in front of him. I know this topic is a dangerous one but when are people gong to wake up to how wrong this is?

@HeartsGoals Come on. Get up ya prick!

@1Nicdar Amen.

To all the Supermarkets and big commercial stores that operate 'Self Check-outs'....... You are heading towards almost exclusively self-checkout now. Today I went shopping at one such store and the lady checking receipts at the exit was stopping everyone. I didn't choose to participate in that nonsense, I had already filled my cart, emptied my cart and scanned the items, refilled my cart and so I just skipped the exit line and left. I heard her saying "Umm - Excuse me “ as I kept walking and raised the receipt above my head, leaving the store. You can either trust me to do self-checkout, or you can put your cashiers back in place like it used to be. • I'm not interested in proving that I did your job for you. • If you want me to be a cashier with no training then that's your problem not mine. • Keep employing young people and give them job opportunities. YOU DON'T PAY ME TO SCAN MY OWN SHOPPING. YOU DON’T GIVE ME STAFF DISCOUNT FOR WORKING FOR YOU. Signed ......All of us People we need to share this statement its basically about PROFIT to the stores AND putting People out of a JOB....!!! ~ unknown author ~

@EveryoneActive has anyone from your company ever used your website or tracked a customer journey through it? It's hilariously awful.

@Bill_Hicks_RIP Hey, Hicks. Why ain't you workin'?

I generally love my job. You know what the great thing about being a comic is? I have no boss. That's a definite lifestyle plus isnt it?

@OWS1892 youtu.be/5C5hamvk7ZA

"Gay, bi or just curious. Meet single guys in your area for no-strings fun."

The Art of the Deal.

@theepicmap Yes!

Thread of hilarious maps you have (probably) never seen before 🧵 1. The “international community”

@EveryoneActive OMG! How can your website and app be this bad? 3 swimming tickets please... 90mins later, still trying to give you money. 🤬🤬🤬

@SethAndrewsTTA PayPalpatine

This gives me no pleasure, but given Elon Musk's history, claims, and behaviors, I can't let Richard's "welfare of the world at heart" line pass without comment. While watching Elon's rise to greater power (and the fawning of his fans), I started keeping notes. Thread (1)

@AdamRutherford #PayPalpatine

Sigh

@RichardDawkins #PayPalpatine

I take (possibly forlorn) hope in the fact that although Trump is a mendacious, malevolent, transparently evil man, and stupid with it, Musk is not. He is highly intelligent and, diametrically opposed to Trump, he has the welfare of the world at heart. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

This too will pass. Before you know it, this c*nt will be in the rear view.

she gets on my nerves like bruh girl takes us for fools 😭😭😭