Mister_Roy

@SwanSocialism @MattWallace888 I’m guessing all those are euphemisms, right ?

@MattWallace888 Trump frequently travels and consistently has Karoline Leavitt accompanying him in his private capacity within the Air Force. She is responsible for organizing his documents and schedules, noting his appointments, and reading his correspondence while he takes time to relax.😂

This video of President Trump on Air Force One is going viral as people start to realize who the woman behind him is!

@wibblyteapot Too thick to realise we also finish an hour earlier too.

Peter Hitchens is called a "fanatic" for wanting to address the clock change The state takes away one hour from everyone's lives, in the middle of the night, hoping no-one will notice one hour of jet lag, the next day body clock messed up Life is short, and every second counts people diddled into starting work one hour early, on the Monday morning, and people think that is normal I call that... insane

@Days_Are_Gone Please, no. We hate professional Northerners up here.

It's time, Radio 2.

@NotFarLeftAtAll Arsehole

Roger Daltrey from The Who is absolutely right and has none of that Brexit is to blame nonsense from Sky News.

@thatmarkperkins At least he stopped short of saying he was sat on the sofa in his Y-fronts on that memorable Xmas Day.

Richard Keys goes full Partridge in a deliciously cringe interview in today's Telegraph. This is the best of many quotes.

@VictoriaCoren Thought it would be. Luvvie TV.

Without a doubt, my TV highlight of the year - possibly decade.

@fesshole Not to mention production line high jinks during construction.

I work on the dispatch yard for one of the largest car manufacturers in the world. Think that 'brand new' car you're buying hasn't been wheelspun, drifted round corners & almost been crashed? Think again.

@I_amMukhtar A proper apology would be ‘Farridge abused the situation and made us look foolish. We never gave permission to use our brand as part of a political stunt. The lesson learned is never trust Farridge or Reform’. What he actually said was fuck you.

Big up Ipswich Town’s Chairman for apologising for hosting Nigel Farage.

@volcaholic1 5-bed ‘executive homes’ incoming

BREAKING | Huge fire tears through the Grade II listed Big Mill in Leek, Staffordshire. The vacant landmark, set for redevelopment into flats, is engulfed in flames with families nearby being evacuated.

@GenealogyBeech Awful pub on the inside now

🧵Westgate, one of Wakefield’s principal medieval streets, became a fashionable address for merchants in the 17th and 18th centuries. By the mid-18th century a public house stood on this site, later known as the Elephant and Castle. It was first recorded in 1775 in the London

@I_amMukhtar Can’t bear to put the sound on, but I imagine he’s shouting ‘ Get your fresh cockles and shrimps ‘ere missis, go orn, ‘ave it’. What a lumper.

This is the same guy who called Zack Polanski a bell end because he didn't agree with his politics.

@TansuYegen A lifetimes supply of washers, thanks Grandpa

@NewsMurray I remember OnDigital shouting similar bollox when nearly everyone was using home-programmed cards.

Sky TV has been given the go-ahead to obtain personal bank details of dodgy-box users. Surely that's a breach of GDPR law?

I wonder, pound for pound, who the thickest guest they've ever had on Question Time is?

@Ryder56004614 @Nigel_Farage @TheTrawlPodcast Farridge’s excuse was that had a previous appointment to have the yellow stripe down his back repainted.

Confirmed @Nigel_Farage despite being invited to appear, will not be on the panel on tonight’s Question Time, which is being aired from his Clacton constituency. Instead, Reform will be represented by the convicted criminal and unfaithful husband Tom Skinner. @TheTrawlPodcast

@NoContextBrits Penny Stun

How do you pronounce this?

@Testycol @slbsn Deliberately

@MrRoyC @slbsn You were doing so well until you mentioned Carrington.

💣 Wow. Rodri: “a lot of the players have been going through the 115 documents and we are pretty convinced it’s all over for us and the club. Then we saw a few tweets too. So, personally, I’m out. Was planning to stay in Audenshaw for life but not now” That’s that then

@KyleBaileyClub Yes, and it’s not just Paul McCartney

@CL_Meadows ‘Thought you might like to wear that ridiculous hat that Beatrice gave you, Ma’am’

Yeah I’m not getting happy vibes from Kate here. Cursory smiles. Face resetting to a grimace within milliseconds. All is not well here.