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@benlinbaofu 誰傻逼誰買

如果你只持有BTC，ETH，BNB之类的加密货币， 冷冰冰的躺在账号里，一串数字 没意思的，不行的， 你不买几张NFT， 你不买胖企鹅，不买无聊猿， 你感受不到加密的乐趣， 你感受不到理想主义， 你没有归属感， 你根本不知道什么是社区， 即便你很有钱了也是个傻逼土鳖，傻逼二宝，傻逼笑来，傻逼赵四

@solus1000x @solana @bitget Retard

With 9 days to Accelerate USA, the shipping hasn't stopped ⛴️⛴️⛴️ SE Asia's first tokenized physical gold fund launched on Solana, 14K buyers committed $177M to a pre-IPO sale, and Ramp enabled Tether on Solana. Here's everything that happened: 📰 Headline News - @bitget's preSPAX launch sale on IPO Prime closed with $177M committed across 14K+ participants - @SolanaFndn lent USDT into @aave to back their recovery and announced AAVE is coming to Solana - @OCBCBank, Lion Global Investors, and DigiFT issued GOLDX, SE Asia's first tokenized physical gold fund - @tryramp added support for @tether on Solana 📰 Launches - @USDai_Official's CHIP and @fluentxyz’s BLEND launched on Solana via @sunrisedefi - @Anchorage added @MarinadeFinance-powered Solana staking for institutional clients - @Loopscale rolled out Loops 2.0 with a new execution engine and expanded RWA asset coverage - @KASTxyz introduced USD Prime Vault, a dedicated account earning variable yield, powered by @m0 - @AviciMoney overhauled its application, delivering a completely redesigned user experience - @arkham launched a decentralized trading platform on Solana - @LanaAI released a conversational AI beta to query, trace, and trade across Solana - @phygitals partnered with @FanaticsCollect to enable one-click cross-listing across both marketplaces - @CandyDigital announced migration of its digital collectibles to Solana beginning in May - @RipRip_io connected its digital-to-physical pack ripping platform to Solana via @phantom - @superteam unveiled @SuperteamBlack, a founder success program to scale startups - @SuperteamAU teamed with @audd_digital to back the SOLAUDD Developer Program - @incubator opened applications for Solana Incubator Cohort 5 - @colosseum launched Cofounder Matching, a private network connecting builders - @useKled introduced UFDP, a free CAPTCHA service that pays users to validate real AI training data - @TradeNeutral introduced AdverseGuard Alpha, a mid-frequency market-making strategy - @EitherwayAI shipped the Telegram Bot, letting users deploy Web3 apps from a single prompt - @afkdotfun shipped an automated trading platform with a passive strategy marketplace - @JupiterExchange opened the waitlist for its Jupiter Prediction Telegram Bot - @interstatefdn debuted Predictions AI to automatically structure and generate event prediction markets from text prompts - @surfcashx released the Travel Tab, an all-in-one stablecoin travel suite - @wingbits mainnet went live on Solana for flight tracking DePIN 📰 Milestones - @Collector_Crypt recorded Q1 2026 ATH with ~$147M revenue and $8.6M gross profit - @DoubleZero captured 98.3% of Solana’s non-European stake growth during its Phase II expansion - @risedotrich surpassed $100M in volume across 200K total transactions If you enjoyed this week’s newsletter, please share it with an RT. Artwork by @foursixsix 🔥

@solus1000x @solana @bitget @toly Silly dragon you stupid fuxk

@solana @bitget is that @toly ? and why is he a dragon

@CryptoDevinL 要不要聽聽看你自己在說什麼傻逼話

場內沒流動性，別急著怪別人。 有很大一部分，其實是被大家捐沒了。 gg 就捐了十幾 M， bags 前前後後加起來也差不多十幾 M， 再加上一堆零零散散的幾 M。 這些錢，本來都可以留在場內做正向循環、 撐住敘事、放大行情。 現在好了，都到web2去了。 市場已經不是我認識的樣子了， 或許是我脫節太久被市場淘汰了。

@meteorVTUBER @seitenkanna 放心吧 你買了台積電就起不來了

@seitenkanna 帶著所有記憶回到五歲叫全家大小叔叔阿姨全都給我all in台積電

那個比較好🤔

@XXY177 An

Sol的太空狗，有正统性，作者妈妈认领，赔率极高，我没有不买的理由，你知道吗？继续加仓！作者母亲每认领一次，就是对项目和叙事的再次确认✅

@444glocks Gay chain gay coin gay toly

Do we understand the problem yet or no?

@CryptoCurb Shit is dead af

wake up, solana.

@solana You mean larping?

Solana is the best place for Looping

@martypartymusic @cz_binance @SBF_FTX Gay toly get what he deserved.

Binance wont allow $SOL to pass $BNB Marketcap The manipulation is well known. @cz_binance @SBF_FTX fued continues.

@MacroBombastic @TedPillows That's not even close to the bottom retard.

@TedPillows bro, bottom fishing not my style

SOL/BTC has reached its lowest level in 2.5 years. Alts continue to bleed.

@TedPillows Gay toly just doesn't care

@solana Stop fucking around toly

we're here to bring @solana to the masses

@Patrickbatebtc @CookerFlips @solana @coingecko That's not coingecko you fool

@CookerFlips I love how stupid CT on @solana is not seeing the exact same deployed times with an OG ticker on @coingecko and thinking damn we could also run the same coin… GEr3mpSoqQiQsxYKUH8GZqyMConyJSNz3uVRL9bmpump

I find it hilarious how $ASTEROID has fully aligned with sell off during morning US hours and up during other country mornings 😭😭😭

@MetaMask @solana Tatolly fucking trash token

please pay. with your ai agent, using metamask card, on @solana

@xinri366420 @Blockchainrese6 DOGGO你媽逼啊

@Blockchainrese6 下次拉DOGGO吧，他这么喜欢狗狗，他肯定会来一句“what a good doggo”

叼毛们，新的玩法来啦，马斯克玩迷因币是有套路的，老陌盯多年了。 马斯克把一个币拉到十亿市值之前，一定会放信号。留线索。发神秘推文。每次都是一个模子刻出来的。 1️⃣DOGE 2019年他说"狗狗币可能是我最爱的加密货币"。 没人信。那时候DOGE才0.002刀。 后来他在简介里写"狗狗币CEO"。信号都糊你脸上了。 上SNL直播演狗狗币小品。 DOGE干到0.73刀。从零到几十亿。 看见信号的人吃肉了。 2️⃣FLOKI 2021年马斯克发推"我的柴犬叫Floki"。 公布狗名。几天后发照片"Floki到了"。 FLOKI冲到十亿市值。 信号就是狗的名字。 3️⃣PNUT 马斯克发了一只死松鼠。就一张图。 PNUT冲到十亿。 信号就是一张松鼠图。 4️⃣KEKIUS 马斯克把头像换成Kekius Maximus。就换了个头。 KEKIUS冲到十亿。 信号就是一个头像。 看出规律没？ 先是一条神秘推文。一张图。一个名字。换个头像。 没人懂。没人信。 然后线索越来越多。推文变多。互动变多。 然后直接起飞。 DOGE是这样。FLOKI是这样。PNUT是这样。KEKIUS也是这样。 每次都是一个套路。 2.3亿粉丝、世界首富，他不会直接告诉你币名。但他留的信号明明白白，能拼起来的人自然看见。 现在，新信号又来了。 他跟特定账号互动。发特定图片。转特定视频。

@TedPillows This gay coin is going to the grave.

SOL/BTC has lost its short-term uptrend. It's going way down now.

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this is Seeker.

@CryptoCurb Only gays buy solana

EVERYTHING IS SOLANA

@CryptoCurb Weakness gay coin

i have taken 0 days off posting since the $8 $SOL lows. i will continue with 0 days off until $SOL hits $1,000. there are levels to this shit. solana.