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@Kgabo7 @MbekezeliMB @pierredevos You are then the worst moron than I thought.

@MxolisiBD @MbekezeliMB @pierredevos Am not basing my arguments only on this case moron

#PhalaphalaJudgment Split judgment (3 judgments): First judgment: CJ Maya + 3 others (EFF wins) Second judgment: Kollapen + 3 others (EFF loses) Third judgment: Majiedt + 2 others (EFF wins) Outcome: EFF wins (7-4 majority) (4-4-3)

@Kgabo7 @MbekezeliMB @pierredevos Does that make the other Justices EFF agents? Your illogical thinking is a disgrace and disrespect the intelligence of the judges.

@MbekezeliMB @pierredevos Collepen, Mathopo and Tshiqi are ANC Agents in that Court

@Sgadi28 Iyoh! He is still alive.

Lifetime NUMSA SG

@zsimayi At the risk of spelling and grammatical mistakes, though. Some of the statements I have seen, written by our police (both SAPS and Metro), leave a lot to be desired.

We must get to a point where we afford our SAPS the respect they deserve. - you cannot undermine the men/women in blue by taking your own statements. What level of DISRESPECT is that! They must indeed establish their authority!

@mirah_japhta @Patriot_S_A He is wearing two shorts to get warm.

@Patriot_S_A He deserves it. Why's he wearing shorts?😩

A Centurion man was apprehended earlier today after being caught in the act of tucking his shirt neatly into a pair of short pants in this cold and rainy weather.

@FickWillem @Abramjee The criminal did not understand the meaning of "fore!". As a result, he was hit.

@Abramjee He put a hole in one...

Armed robbery at Pretoria Golf Club, Pretoria West: On 27 April around 14:00 ended in a shooting when two armed suspects confronted golfers and demanded phones and cash. One golfer drew a licensed firearm and shot one suspect, while the second fled. SAPS and emergency services responded.

@SecRubio Like you respected the sovereignty of Venezuela and Iran.

The sovereignty of our hemisphere is non-negotiable. We are deeply concerned by China’s targeted economic pressure after the Balboa & Cristóbal terminals decision. We stand in solidarity with Panama. Any attempts to undermine Panama’s sovereignty are a threat to us all. state.gov/releases/offic…

@troubledcole @Am_Blujay Eish, "poor devil," always blamed by people who refuse to take accountability for their own actions.

@MxolisiBD @Am_Blujay Hahaha let me go find her then we will refund the cash together. She is not a thief she was just tempted by the devil

🚨 WANTED: WOMAN URGED TO RETURN WITHDRAWN MONEY 🚨 A woman is being requested to return money allegedly taken from a Capitec ATM at Tembisa Plaza on Freedom Day (Monday, 27 April 2026). The cash reportedly belongs to another Capitec client. CCTV footage allegedly shows the woman leaving the premises through a back gate. A theft case has been opened at Thembisa South Police Station. The rightful owner is appealing for the money to be returned peacefully. 📍 The woman is urged to report to Thembisa South SAPS or contact Thembisa Online News: 📞 071 329 7697

@troubledcole @Am_Blujay Repay the money she stole, and she is all yours. Once a thief, always a thief. We don't want to hear you saying she stole your phone.

@Am_Blujay Kodwa muhle yena girl. I want to marry her

@KaraboNtshweng These days, funerals are also called "big news".

My older sister always says the first big thing in the news she remembers is the 94 elections. For me, it’s definitely Princess Diana’s funeral. What was yours? First big news story?

@zsimayi Uyamrhabulisa!!

You do not determine an irregular expenditure by a simple phone call from an IDAC officer - determining an irregular expenditure is a full process that is followed using Generally Recognized Accounting Practice

@tumisole @sunnyd8b Back in the river for retraining.

Where’s that Sangoma! 🤣

@hlubizer @AyabongaKekana Very true 👍

@MxolisiBD @AyabongaKekana Luckily, he's very capable of defending himself. Unlike most of us. 😂😂

Damn! He cooked!😂😂😂

@hlubizer @AyabongaKekana 😂😂😂 litigation papers are coming his way.

@AyabongaKekana 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Ayikho into emnandi njengokukwekwa esiXhoseni.

@Sonnyd8b @SegodiTlour "God" (aka money) is great!!

@SegodiTlour They got healed and forgot everything else

Someone today

@_Bonga Are these the real ones, or the "Gareth Mnisi" auto translations.

I truly hate these auto translations 🤣

@HermainExcel The "nkomo" ball-owner must be allowed to score a goal or two.

Gone are the days.. When boys were real boys Rules of football when we were kids 1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper 2. The owner of the ball decides who plays 3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban 4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game 5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over 6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues 7. You can't dribble the owner too much. This may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball. 8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score 9. No offsides. 10. There is no referee. 11. There is fault only if the fault is serious . 12. The 2 best players can not play in the same team, so everyone chooses their players. 13. If you are chosen last, it is a humiliation, and you will remain in defense. 14. If there is a penalty, the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team. 15. The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball. 16.There is always a house where when the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !! 19. To distinguish the teams, one of the teams take off their shirts . 18. Game over when it's dark and we can barely see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.😂😂

@BrendaWardle "Multi personality syndrome". Each "personality" has its own way of showing "irritation/annoyance". A real "Dr Jeykll and Mr Hyde".

Jirre Gareth Mnisi makes me laugh ex post facto 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣. Where he was explaining that when he is irritated he reacts in three ways - I got the distinct impression that he was irritated at the commission.

@Sli_Masikane We were made to believe "it's just a breach of PFMA" charge. Fraud and corruption are not PFMA charges. Serious criminal charges.

BREAKING #FannieMasemola will be joined to the case against #VusimuziMatlala and the 12 cops of fraud and corruption. He will be back in the dock with the other co-accused on the 13May 2026 #eNCA

@MediaZaban865 @_FighterHabibi "Our" - "informal chat" "Your" - "formal chat"

@_FighterHabibi We need a new English dictionary where (1)"lmmediately" doesn't mean "Now" (2)" Our" means " Your"

When he tried to dribble past the conflict of interest question, I knew that ay nooo maaan... his intellect is overrated. Mnisi is exhausting! 😩 #MadlangaCommission #Mnisi