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@Mathuthu Kkkkk Zesa idlephansi 😂

The thunder over Bulawayo right now! Zesa said ‘I’m out of here’

@Simile224 @KMutisi Lisuke NAHS muntomdala 😂

@KMutisi My former school, lapho engaphekwa khona

Nemane Secondary School is in Tsholotsho, Matabeleland North, Zimbabwe. It has a boarding section & it also serves the local community (Day Scholars). This👇🏽 Gentleman spoke to some boys who are Day Scholars while another Gentleman, Mr Mkhwanazi stood next to him. @zondo_sikhumba, come get some lessons here, you missed this kind of counsel.

@SalimoAnne Hi

Small Accounts Matter🫂

@zimlive Eyyy savelelwa njengesizwe kkkkk kumbe owabatshela wathi ububi lamazaza kukusobdeza ku President ngubani ayiii 🙌

📹 A Zanu PF vigilante group calling itself the Zimbabwe Anti-Presidential Criticism says it arrested a man for “criticising” President Emmerson Mnangagwa. The man is allegedly being held at Mbare Police Station overnight. “Let’s stop criticising the president,” spokesman says.

Gukurahundi was and is a genocide, and for it to be addressed, we have to treat it as such. Perpetrators must tell their side of the story: why they did what they did. They must acknowledge what they did and be held accountable for it. Victims must share their experiences. There must be truth-telling from both sides. Victims must state how and what they want done to address the issue. The state and its institutions must be held accountable; how did innocent civilians go through brutality under its watch? Why didn't it protect its citizens? The goal is to achieve justice in its various forms (restorative, reparative, etc.). You can perform traditional or religious rituals, but that won't address the genocide on its own. We must learn from other countries in Africa that share similar experiences and then craft interventions to suit our local context. Icala kaliboli. #Gukurahundi

@uthabowisdom Sizimisele general dealer 🤓

Rural areas shop names: “Vuka uzenzele general dealer”

@Zweli_Thixo "Yoh! Bangasakhali, but ke my plan wasn't to open for them because bakwi life sentence without parole." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ungumalume onjani ofaka abashana ku life sentence 🙌🙌

My sister called me last night, she was delivering the message that I shouldn't visit them December. But I won't lie, last year December I enjoyed playing with toys nabantwana bakhe. That time, I was owning a toy truck, a Mercedes Benz neGanda-Ganda. But abashana ruined it for themselves when they said I will be a police man, yhuu ngajabula kanjan. I took all the toy cars. Then bona I locked them inside a room, ngimane ngidlula nge Truck yam “Vrooooooommm!”. Yoh! Bangasakhali, but ke my plan wasn't to open for them because bakwi life sentence without parole. I heard the older one saying, “Asisadlali nawe malume”, Yes, vele thula sboshwa ngiya driver la. I could hear the younger one crying eziphonsa phansi when I pass by with the Mercedes Benz with black rims. After some time of enjoying playing with the toy cars, I fetched a black pen and drew tattoos on my arms, then I ngayongena nabo eJele. Dammit I made them do push ups nkosiyam. Ngithi “Hosh! Nongoloza, yay’ cava le number esiy’ shova lana empuma”. Bathi “Malume asidlali nawe”, ngivele ngithi yebo asidlali vele lana mshishi, si phusha iNumber number. I saw the one who was 5 years very confused, Ya! hosh wena nyoni, cava le number, ngadla amaDanone wakhe wasangana. Bathe babuya abantu abadala, I had enjoyed myself, what a wonderful day. I love kids shame, I know bazokhula be strong abashana.🔥

What nonsense is this Uganda?🤣🤣🤣🤣

If the UK can demand English tests for its workers, why can’t Bulawayo demand Ndebele? People are dying because nurses and doctors can’t understand them. Language is not just culture, it’s survival. #SpeakOurLanguage #StopMisdiagnosis

@thandogwinji Yeah liqiniso last month e UBH kukhona u nurse obethi kezwa isindebele emuntwini ogulayo 🤧

@Reginaldmakune1 @Advance40047256 @ali_naka They helped Zipra, dominated by the Ndebele to liberate Zimbabwe sthutha

@Advance40047256 @ali_naka Zambians never attacked us. Infact they helped us fight the coloniser

Yesterday was the Gorrilla naming ceremony in Rwanda, which attracts thousands of visitors and earns a lot of revenue for the country! Meanwhile in Zimbabwe King Mzilikazi Day is confined to a region, because Tribal Midgets in Harare masquerade as Leaders! Emerson would rather be in ESwatini than Bulawayo! Pathetic

@Mboemoyo85 @Inn_Bucks @ChickenInnZW So okutsho if ngingela lutho Ku account yami for 5 months ngyabe ngba ower $5 hmmm kunzima

@Inn_Bucks @ChickenInnZW I don't use innBucks, ever, you guys didn't have change and offered to put my change there,now you are charging me for a service i never use. I want my $3. Why not explain to me that you were going to charge me 33% if it's deposited in innBucks, i was never going to agree to that

I bought food worth $7@ @ChickenInnZW .Gave the cashier $10, she said she had no change, and asked if she could put it in my @Inn_Bucks, (Which I never use) I saw nothing wrong with that. Soon after depositing, $1 was taken. I want my $1 InnBucks, I never subscribed to anything

@Dearme2_ Amen

@Ebenheal PSG 3:2 Chelsea

For £50 only. Predict the correct scores at full-time between Chelsea and PSG. Match starts 8PM WAT today. ONLY ONE CORRECT PREDICTION #CWC2025 #chelseavspsg #Chelsea #psg

@AfricanHub_ PSG 3:2 Chelsea

Two people have promised a total of $3500 to whoever predicts the correct score of the Chelsea vs PSG match They will be checking the comments for predictions. Drop your predictions now 👇

@kirawontmiss Chopped

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The only Zimbabwean national party where anyone could be a leader is ZAPU. ZANUPF is a Karanga/Zezuru party, where other ethnic groups are merely accommodated. The opposition has not been different! The main objection to Thokozani Khupe taking over was ethnicity. Ndebeles are only relevant to these political parties when it is election time. The unification of ZANU and ZAPU in 1979 failed because the Shonas believed they could go it alone. Josiah Tongogara was killed because he wanted unity. The Zimbabwe National Army has always been run by Zezurus and Karangas. The Manyikas have been badly treated too, there has never been a Manyika in the presidential team. I know many don’t want to hear this, but that is the truth!!

@Shadaya_Knight Stolen 😮

Ever seen how a woman drives a car, why trust one to fly an airplane?

@nickmangwana Uyanya

“THE bloodsuckers have landed in Bulawayo and residents of Mpopoma’s Ward Nine are scratching, spraying and suffering as bed bugs turn their lives into a crawling, itching nightmare” heraldonline.co.zw/bed-bugs-crawl…

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