Mr. Unlimited

@BarstoolBigCat Is mutt still there

I said about 10 times yesterday that we’re starting at 4 pm today (Duke/TCU). Also if you think Dave is still in Chicago you haven’t watched March madness streams the past 5 years

No further questions my ass. This is unacceptable, @stoolpresidente. cc: @MikeMutnansky

up by 19 at the moment.

When are we going to have a serious conversation about getting rid of Jeff?

The Rizzler's bracket! 🤔 McNeese ➡️ Sweet 16 🔥 Santa Clara > Kentucky 👀 St. John's cuts down the nets ✂ ️ #MarchMadness

@BarstoolBigCat Dan, what do you think about Justin having a baby?

I’m so excited for tomorrow. I can’t handle it.

Been flowin' stupid since Vince Carter was on some through the legs arm in the hoop shit.

Dawn Aponte saved my life

Maturing is realizing Brock was the Villain

I will be sleeping with a basketball next to me tonight and my wife on the couch. She has to understand this is March. First alarm is set for 5:30am to start mentally preparing for Vermont vs UMBC. About to piss myself just thinking about it. We sleep in May.

@b0bbyc0sta Pizza to the #hatelist

Just burned the roof of my mouth eating pizza #real #fatso

@GoodmanHoops @TheFieldOf68 @vinnyp24

BREAKING: Pittsburgh's Jeff Capel will be the coach next season, source told @TheFieldOf68.

@CarlsBeef @CSleeve16374 8 is an elite slice

@CSleeve16374 Put together my order of operations. This isn’t a best slice power rankings as more of way I would attack solo. Really nice looking pie cream

Wife texted me she didn’t feel like cooking so i picked up a salad with a small side of pizza from Rosatis. What are you eating?? It’s almost Friday. - cream

@TomScibelli This is why losing a vote is just dumb

Extremely upset at that result. Such a great character who will be missed. Wish we got more of him. Also Ozzy taking credit for it???????? #Survivor50

Any time you can pay $80 million per year for Daniel Jones and Alec Pierce you gotta do it

Somebody flopping their way to an 80-point game against a team doing its best to lose on purpose is such a perfect defining moment for Adam Silver's NBA.

The Giants not rolling out Graham Gano in a wheel chair to kick next season is the biggest proof that Joe Schoen is no longer calling the shots

Tottenham have lost 44 games since start of last season. FORTY FOUR.