Soggy Sack Jones

@opinioncasino @oilmutt Serious inquires only!

Yes because real executives sell oil and gas assets on Facebook marketplace.

@Bickley_Marotta Way easier to name the least favorite. It’s that twatwaffle Barry Bonds.

#ASU fans - Who is your favorite Sun Devil alum of all-time? Why?

@sondiaze Is that AIDS or what’s going on there?

@Bickley_Marotta Gotta be Erod. I know it’s early but the dude has been lights out so far this year.

#Dbacks fans - Who has been the biggest pleasant surprise so far this season? Why?

@Bickley_Marotta Few perks outside of the money but I enjoy it. I usually lie about what I do for a living when I talk to people because if I don’t everyone thinks I can magically help them. (I can’t)

What is the biggest "perk" of your job? Why?

@ChrisTayeh @GerberKawasaki Hearing rumors and reports that goober here sucks dicks with his butthole. Story developing.

@GerberKawasaki this made my day. Which tweet has made me so lucky? $tsla $GK

@opinioncasino Lmaooooooooooooo

Beautiful plane here Franklin. However both seemed chartered and are over 27 years old. So it seems you actually don’t own these and this is a promotional stunt (proof in comments)

My wife asked me to grow a mustache then gets annoyed when I ask her to hop on. What’s the point of even having this thing?

Lmfaoooooo

@EquityCats That’s weird. In group chats it’s always N word this, f@ggot that. You present yourself very different in public as opposed to private conversations.

Favorite words ranked: 1. mate 2. noob 3. waffler

@jeff4836327701 Living paycheck to paycheck because you spend all your money on booze and marijuana. Heroic.

Drinking is getting out of hand. I used to run out of money a week before payday and have to go sober for a few days but now that I make more I'm never broke so never go sober

@Bickley_Marotta When a female fan in the crowd shows her boobahs.

What is the most "exciting" play in sports? Why?

@Bickley_Marotta Hell yeah!

#Suns fans, fill in the blank - Before the season, if you would have told me that Phoenix would be the 7 seed this year, I would have said ___

Another view of the building in Bruit that is getting smoked by Israel

@BlackEdgeFund O wow a Buffett video. Ground breaking stuff here. 🖕🖕🖕

Buffett says Apple is the best business he has ever owned.

@BlackEdgeFund The only thing we gayer than Ackman is some bozo normie account regurgitating his bullshit. Do. Better.

Bill Ackman talking about everything you need to know about finance and investing

@BlackEdgeFund Fucking casual.

In 2014 Parag Parikh said if you are 25-30 years old you need to be all in equities. Even if you are 65 years old I think you need to be all in equities. Who wants a bond that yields 4% when inflation is 6%? That is how you get wiped out.

@memechaotic Raising a literal retard.

There's no way 💀

@EricLDaugh @porterstansb

🚨 BREAKING: In an infuriating development, the killer of Iryna Zarutska was just found to be "INCAPABLE TO PROCEED" on the state m*rder charge, brought against DeCarlos Brown Jr. UNBELIEVABLE! This monster needs to be executed ASAP, NO EXCEPTIONS.

@taobanker Let me see

stumbled across a new account that's 95% cat pics and 5% pics of the user's butthole