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@jspujji AI

@cleanwithmike Clean

I'm looking for 3 people who want to start and scale their own remote home cleaning company to $10k/month. If that's you... DM me "Clean" and we'll chat.

@jspujji @NotionHQ Sprint

@jspujji AI

I recently spoke to a marketer who ran a $40M brand with just two designers and ONE AI process. I paid him 6 figs to build these systems for my companies. He chains together 7 AI tools: creative brief → image gen → scale winning assets. All run by 2 offshore designers. I’m giving away his entire operating system for free. Comment “AI” and I’ll send it.

@bryce How can send our pitch?

Infrequent reminder that we’re actively writing $250k to $2M lead/co-lead checks and, occasionally, angel style checks into first funding rounds of founders we love. If you or your friends are considering raising, reach out.

@yanatweets @a16z Only software? :(

I invest like a founder: Fast 💨 My 2nd investment as an @a16z scout is closing. The best founders move at the speed of light. If you want to be on their journey, you need to keep up. My goal is to make investment decisions within 24 hrs. For this one, I decided in 0 hrs, asking to invest during the call. I was the first check in. Both for this deal and the next one in my pipeline. Unlike most investors, I don’t need to see others invest to build conviction. Still working through 150+ pitches I got after announcing the first investment. As a founder, I’ve built in public. Now I’m trying something new: “investing in public.” Pitch me more!!

@erica_wenger Hi Erica, can I share my deck?

I like to invest at the stage where the founder is still using their personal gmail to communicate

@SherryYanJiang Totally agree!

hot take: $50k donations to high-potential early-stage founders might do more public good than the millions we pour into nonprofits that never ship. even if that breaks the VC playbook.

@atalovesyou Only tech?

Founders in India 🇮🇳 I am talking with a few family offices that want to invest in tech founders based in India and building for India. These are mostly NRIs. If you know any founders in your network or you are raising funds right now, dm rn and let’s get this running!

@bhalligan Just don’t care really

A founder asked me how he could develop thicker skin - more immunity to criticism. Any advice here for him?

@DarrelFrater Interested

Any founders interested in pitching my friends at BBQ Capital tomorrow? Popular for their founder BBQs, they are a VC firm committed to investing in companies at the earliest stages. 💰 Check Size: $50K - $100K Comment "Interested" below. Happy to get you connected.

@DarrelFrater Interested

Any founders interested in pitching my friends at Syntax Capital tomorrow? They're a multi-strategy digital asset investment firm focused on liquid strategies & early-stage venture investment. 💰 Check Size: $50K - $200K Comment "Interested" below. Happy to get you connected.

@jspujji DECK

I bootstrapped Ampush to ~$30M in annual revenue with exactly one sales rep doing pure outbound. The wild part? That rep delivered the same 14-slide deck more than 800 times, word for word. I just dug the deck out of my Dropbox. It’s almost embarrassingly simple. And it flat-out worked. Want a copy? Comment DECK below and I’ll send you the slides that took us from $0 → $20M. (make sure we’re connected)

@deedydas @O_Anu_O 100% agree

@O_Anu_O Having done both, this is a ridiculous take. Startups are way harder and it’s not even close.

@jspujji Hi Jesse, I wanted to pitch my organic food service startup to you, what’s the best way?

Two words have lifted every unicorn CEO I’ve met.. guess which. I spill them tomorrow to 20 k founders. Inside the email: • A 2×2 to show where your team really lands • Quick war stories: wins, face-plants, fixes • A 5-minute self-audit to plot your next move Don’t wait for the recap to hit your feed. Get the full playbook in your inbox. Subscribe here 👇

@bryan_johnson Hi Bryan, I want to pitch my organic food service startup to you, what’s the best way?

Here is a simplified way to approach health: Don’t Die Protocol Mastering your resting heart rate Over five years I evolved from obese, depressed, and inflamed to arguably having the best comprehensive biomarkers in the world. It feels amazing. You do not need to do what I do to achieve exceptional health. It’s much easier than you think. Foundational building blocks + Your body is in charge, not your mind. + Systems and habits rule your life, not in-the-moment decisions. + Existence is the highest virtue. I’m going to help you simplify the chaos of health into something very simple. I’ve become the most measured person in history and of all the things I measure, there is one marker that I value above them all: resting heart rate before bed. Why? Because it tells the truth. It reflects your nervous system, your habits, your food, your stress, your sleep, your life. ​​It’s the single most powerful, real-time indicator of how your system is performing. Lower RHR is a longer life, better sleep, calmer mind, stronger body. Step One: Measure It Tonight, before bed, measure your RHR: + Use a wearable device (e.g. Oura, Whoop, Apple Watch), or + Place two fingers on your neck, count beats for 6 seconds, and multiply by 10. Let’s say it’s 60 bpm. Your objective over the next 30 days: lower it by 10% → to 54 bpm. Your entire life now orients around this single metric. Here is a sample day: 4:30–5:00 AM — Wake up naturally 5:00 AM — Light in the eyes 5:30 AM — Pre-workout fuel 6:00 AM — 1-hour workout (strength, cardio, balance, flexibility) 7:30 AM — Breakfast 8:00 AM–12:00 PM — Deep work 12:00 PM — Lunch 1:00–5:30 PM — Focused work 5:30–6:00 PM — Final meal of the day 9:00 PM — Wind down. Screens off. 10:00 PM — Asleep. This works by lowering your RHR. + Daily exercise → Strengthens heart, lowers baseline rate. + Early dinner → Reduces overnight digestive strain. + No screens at night → Calms your nervous system. + Wind-down routine → Transitions body into parasympathetic state. Next Level Once your schedule is aligned, we eliminate the next obvious enemies: + Processed sugar, fried foods, fast food, excessive stimulants All of these raise your resting heart rate. You're trying for compounded gains 1. It starts with one win: lower RHR → better sleep. You fall asleep faster. You stay asleep longer. Your body repairs deeper. 2. Better sleep compounds into stronger willpower. You have more strength to make better choices. 3. Stronger willpower compounds into consistent exercise. You move your body, strengthen your heart, and release feel-good chemicals daily. Daily movement compounds into better eating. 4. You crave nutritious food. You recover faster. You stop eating junk. Eating clean compounds into self-respect. 5. You avoid what dulls your edge — sugar, alcohol, late nights, chaos.Compounds right back into an even lower resting heart rate. Focusing on your resting heart rate before bed helps you overcome your worst habits: + bad sleep habits + late night binge eating + doom scrolling before bed + not getting exercise + eating bad foods

@DarrelFrater DM

Any founders interested in pitching my friends at gener8tor tomorrow during Office Hours? 💰 Check Size: $100K 📈 Stage: Pre-Seed/Seed Comment "DM" below. Happy to get you connected.

@jspujji Sprint

My first company Ampush scaled paid social for Uber, Dollar Shave Club, Clash of Clans, and many other top B2C companies. One secret we learned early?  The marketing sprint. I have an awesome Notion template for you to help you execute on priorities fast.. Comment “Sprint” and I’ll DM you!

@anothercohen Hi, not able to DM you, how to reach out?

Since the PM role is practically dead, we're now hiring ex product managers who want to become customer facing project managers. No JD yet, but looking for a scrappy PM with great communication skills, attention to detail, and mildly technical. DMs are open

@sabreenaGS I think you should tag him on LinkedIn too and show the world.

Who wants to make Nilesh Salunke famous? 🤓