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@Timeles98471695 @BrendanCarrFCC This ^

@BrendanCarrFCC Like these? It started about a year ago….sometimes up to 6/day. I’ve not applied for ANY loan or financial service.

The FCC is expanding our crackdown on illegal robocalls. We just voted on a proposal that would require enhanced vetting before any provider can onboard new callers. These enhaced “Know-Your-Customer” regulations are part of a broader FCC effort to combat illegal calls.

@DataRepublican Prank sites? Seems like a couple of good public honey pots to me.

🚨🧵 BREAKING: Former DHS Chief Miles Taylor's prank site collected death threats against the President and 4,000+ people's personal data. Then exposed them through all an open API. 🚨 Two days ago, I showed you how Miles Taylor's GTFO ICE site exposed 17,000+ people's data on an open API. That site halted sign-ups and is still "under construction." But Taylor's organization DEFIANCE[.]org didn't just build one leaky site. They built two. On the same server. UndoTrump[.]org — launched April 1, 2026 as an "April Fools' joke" — collects names, emails, and political messages from people signing up for fictional "Removal Parties" at government buildings. The White House Ballroom. The Kennedy Center. The DOJ. Battleships. 4,000+ signup records. 3,300+ unique people. Same vulnerability. Same API. Same zero authentication. And this one has death threats against a sitting President in the database. The man who was deputy chief of staff for the department that houses the Secret Service couldn't secure a sign-up form. Again. As always, patience as I pull together the thread. 👇

@HumansNoContext Round 48 to 50, add 27, subtract the 2 you added. 75.

How do you do it?

@ClownWorld It was better pulling up in your own car. The one you actually paid for with a real job. My first ride: this bad boy for $800 back in 1986. Pure '80s freedom!

This high school kid went all out for prom with two supercars and a private jet on standby. The over-the-top setup has the internet going wild with reactions ranging from impressed to calling it pure flex. Is dropping serious money on rented luxury for one night actually worth it?

@JonathanRoss321 Useless code has always been cheap. It's even cheaper now with an ability to generate vast amounts of it at irrational speed.

For 50 years, software engineering ran on code rationing. Writing code was expensive, so we rationed it carefully through roadmaps, RFCs, prioritization meetings, and scope reviews. This created a role: the No Engineer. No, that won't scale. No, we don't have bandwidth. No, that's out of scope. No, we need a design doc first. The No Engineer was valuable for 50 years. Every "no" saved real money. Their judgment was the rationing system. LLMs will be the end of code rationing. Code is cheap now. And while the No Engineer is explaining why something can't be done, the Yes Engineer has already shipped three versions of it. If you're a Yes Engineer, the next decade is yours.

@theepicmap This is a wells / drilling activity map, NOT a reserves map. For example Iowa has zero reserves but there are historical dots there where dry holes are.

Oil reserves in USA and Canada

@davepl1968 What I imagine every time a user lists a requirement of everything in one place. Unfortunately this wouldn't pass UAT since there are tabs.

I actually really like this UI. Which is why they rarely let me design UI at Microsoft :-)

@bryan_johnson Missing variable, full bush or nah?

This is her vaginal microbiome report. 100/100 score. Top 1% of all vaginas. Her sample is dominated by the single most protective bacterial species a vagina can host (Lactobacillus crispatus). Only about 25-30% of reproductive age women globally are L. crispatus-dominant, and “dominant” usually means above 50%. Kate is at 98.7%. The lab found nothing bad to report. (no gardnerella, Candida, STIs, opportunistic pathogens, aerobic vaginitis markers, etc.) This is linked to lower risk of BV, UTIs, yeast infections, HPV persistence, HSV-2 and HIV acquisition, preterm birth, and improved IVF outcomes. A vaginal microbiome is downstream of everything: sleep, glucose control, stress, gut health, sexual health, immune function, what you eat, and what you put in it.

Just gave Kate oral sex. Goodnight everyone.

We've been waiting.... 2017 (NYT/AATIP revelation): The New York Times exposed the secret Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (AATIP, 2007–2012/2017). This wasn’t a pre-announced government “plan,” but it led to the first public military UAP footage and forced more acknowledgments. 2020: The Pentagon officially declassified and released three Navy UAP videos (FLIR, Gimbal, GoFast) from 2004/2015 encounters, confirming they were real and unexplained at the time. 2021: The Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) released the congressionally mandated Preliminary Assessment on UAP, analyzing 144 military reports (2004–2021). Most remained unexplained due to limited data. 2022–2024: Creation of the All-domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) + multiple National Defense Authorization Act (NDAA) mandates. This included AARO’s historical review (Volume 1 released March 2024) and requirements to transfer UAP records to the National Archives (Record Group 615) for public release on an ongoing basis. Annual AARO reports to Congress have also been made public. 2025–early 2026: National Archives began rolling out new UAP records from ODNI, DoD, FAA, etc., under the 2024 NDAA. Additional NDAA provisions pushed for more declassification and briefings. February–April 2026 (the one you’re likely referring to): President Trump directed agencies (including the Pentagon) to identify and release files on “alien and extraterrestrial life, UAP, UFOs,” etc., citing public interest. In April he said the review found “very interesting documents” and releases would start “very, very soon.” The DoD/AARO confirmed they’re coordinating “never-before-seen UAP information.” (As of late April 2026, this is still in process.

🚨#BREAKING: The U.S. government has officially confirmed plans to release UFO files

Dear 𝕏, just because I read about the SCOTUS decision one time, it does not mean I want to read the exact same information from 4,623 other accounts and not see anything else in my feed for the rest of the day. Sincerely, all of us.

Real smart people see the notation trick instantly: It's just 3y³ = 81 → y³ = 27 → y = 3. The "legend" move is spotting it's not a hard math problem, it's a notational gotcha designed to make people overthink. Smarter still? Recognize when this exact setup shows up in the real world: Three identical cubic shipping crates that have to fit into a container with exactly 81 cu ft capacity. You list each one's volume separately for the manifest, so the equation reads exactly like the puzzle. Math puzzles test pattern recognition. Real-world problem solving tests whether you can apply them. (And yes, y=3 ✅)

This question separates smart from smarter Solve this if you're legend

Pinto: "OK, so that means that our whole solar system could be like one tiny atom in the fingernail of some other giant being. [giggles] This is nuts! That means that one tiny atom in my fingernail could be—" Jennings: "—could be one tiny little universe!" Pinto: "Can I buy some pot from you?"

Joe Rogan: "Here's the thing that I've always wanted to ask someone like you..."

@ClownWorld Mine is for sale in West Des Moines, IA for less than that. zillow.com/homedetails/84…

Bottom line: The rescue was real, the deception op was real, U.S. tech is undeniably ahead. But the specific “ghost heartbeat from 40 miles via diamond quantum sensors” version doesn't survive contact with physics as we (and the experts building this stuff) understand it. It's classic spook storytelling, half revelation, half misdirection, which is why it makes such perfect conspiracy catnip.

Joe Rogan: "Did you hear that the CIA has admitted that the way they found the pilot was because of his heart rate?" Duncan Trussell: "Ghost Murmur. That's what it's called." Joe: "We gotta look into this. This is f*cking science fiction."

@retrovaultHD Beavis and Butthead really enjoyed this one.

T'Pau - Heart and Soul (1987)

@alphafox Becky, get me another Bud Ice so we can finish our Euchre game.

What in the trailer park is going on here: 😭

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@Grummz Releasing Mythos to competitive companies would cause any of them to exploit each other would it?

Did Microsoft just get hacked? Windscribe also suspended by Microsoft. Wireguard, Veracrypt, all security apps seem to be targeted.

@Polymarket Are these companies really going to let Anthropic scan their internal source code? Who is still trusting these guys?

JUST IN: Anthropic is reportedly letting Apple, Amazon, & Microsoft test unreleased Claude Mythos amid fears the model could help enable major cyberattacks.

@BrianRoemmele Ok so if you build a first party harness you're ok? Anthropic continues to be the worst AI company out there. Haven't paid them a dime yet and will continue to avoid them.

ANTHROPIC HAS OFFICIALLY BANNED OPENCLAW USAGE! The self inflicted hits keep getting bigger and bigger. When devs finally get something close they are gone.