Nick Colton

Detroit gotta Detroit….

Using a GIF response only: how's your week been?

@notshenetworks Sorry that they put a wet blanket on your fire. Enjoy your content!

“Serena why don’t you post content anymore” Because I don’t want to.

Thanks everyone, Robby was found this morning and is safe and unharmed.

Long shot but if your in the Denver metro area please be on the lookout for my brother in law, he’s gone mentally handicapped and is missing.

@LisaForteUK Red button DOD wipes the immutable backups all logs and defaults all network hardware to factory defaults. Then sends a copy of the emails where the CEO approved the plan to the cyber insurance carrier

Scenario: your CEO tells you they want a “Red button” option for containment in case of a ransomware attack. A drastic but 100% option to contain the spread. What gets written into the playbook? Wrong answers only 😂

Anyone else wish @ChexMix would make it with just Chex and remove the other stuff? Or am I just a psychopath ?

@TracketPacer Similar to how as a network engineer I must be able to fix your computer.

i don’t quite understand why so many people seem to believe i work in cybersecurity? i am a network engineer. while a neteng background can be very helpful working in infosec, that is not my situation

@dish, I haven’t been a customer for many years yet you kept my data and it was taken in a data breach. You are giving me 2 years of credit monitoring for a single credit company. How is that okay? You should provide monitoring on all credit bureaus! #DoBetter

TSA had me toss a bottle of cologne, my fault it was too big but I’ve had it in my carryon for over 15 fights with boo issues. Then @SouthwestAir fight was full so they checked my bag… And didn’t gate check so I’ve got to wait at luggage check. #flyingfail

@LarkinPowell @UNLincoln Nebraska nice is not a bad thing!

Rode the bus between city and east campus @UNLincoln this afternoon. Every one of the students thanked the bus driver when they departed along the line. Every damn one.

If you start an email with "I hope I'm being professional persistent and not annoying" the answer is you're being annoying, and I won't buy your product!

7 years ago, something GIG was coming to the @CityOfLincoln. We've been busy over those last 7 years at @AlloFiber, bringing something GIG to so many other communities!

@thekelliekw @Ticketmaster I made it in, went to order and was told there was an error and the only fix is to log-out and log back in. When you go to logout it says you will have to start at the end of the queue.

@Ticketmaster Absolutely ridiculous! Even after your “things” are moving along notice, I am still sitting in the queue with 2000+ people ahead of me and it hasn’t moved once! It has now been over three hours and I have a ticket boost. I’m so upset I can’t see straight.

To provide a smooth experience for cardholders and address the historic demand for tickets, Capital One Cardholder Presale has been rescheduled to Wednesday, 11/16 at 2pm local venue time for all shows. Rescheduling will not impact ticket availability for Capital One cardholders.

Well that's helpful....I AM logged into my account, finally made it in and can't buy shit. Just went out and back into the queue....@Ticketmaster, you suck!

@Ticketmaster and @taylorswift13 update, got into the system to order tickets, but the system errors out and says to log-out and back in...but if I do that I'll lose my place in line.

This sums up my feelings trying to get @taylorswift13 tickets for the daughters. @Ticketmaster sucked 20 years ago and they still do!!

@_sysengineer @Networkjedi@infosec.exchange

Trying to find my friends on Mastodon from here @Sysengineer@infosec.exchange Reply to this tweet so I can follow you!

If you don’t know the @CalixHQ Customer Success Team, your missing out! They really are an extension of my own team and help us deliver solutions to our customers every day! #ConneXions22

Great reminder from @CalixHQ on what a strong brand can do for you! Also a great reminder of how awesome @tannaehanna and her team at @AlloFiber are! #ConneXions22