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I’m afraid we’re being outnumbered by the sheer number of foolish people in this country.

The idea that elections will be rigged no matter what is designed to create voter apathy. Shika Kura na upige Kura. Wantam ni wantam.

A season for the history books 📖 @manutd's Bruno Fernandes is @EASPORTSFC Player of the Season ❤️

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

Matatu owners were telling Gen Z that they were destroying their business in 2024. Guess who are on the streets? Bad governance doesn’t compromise anyone.

@NationAfrica None of these is global: 1. Petroleum Development Levy 2. Petroleum Regulatory Levy 3. Road Maintenance Levy 4. Anti-Adulteration Levy 5. Merchant Shipping Levy 6. Railway Development Levy 7. Import Declaration Fee 8. Value Added Tax (VAT) 9. Excise Duty 10. Customs/Import Duty

I wish to express my solidarity with Kenyans who have to bear the burden of bad governance that has led to the paralysis of the transport sector today. While we acknowledge that the fuel crisis is a direct result of the war against Iran, every responsible government is taking steps to cushion their citizens from the high cost of living. As a first step, Parliament should convene immediately to ; ✅exempt all fuel products from VAT; ✅temporarily remove all fuel levies to stabilise the fuel prices: ✅redirect more resources being squandered through budgeted corruption to alleviate the energy crisis. Let us join hands to liberate this country @UGMParty @Maraga27 #ukombozi

For those who still haven’t fully grasped how elite Bruno Fernandez is… Bruno officially became only the THIRD player in Manchester United history to record 100+ goals and 100+ assists. He did it in 318 games. For context: Messi did it in 319 games for Barcelona. Ronaldo did it in 325 games for Real Madrid. Now pause and think about the environments those two operated in. Messi had Xavi, Iniesta, Eto’o, Henry. Ronaldo had Benzema, Bale, Di María, Kaká. Bruno? He spent most of his United career creating chances for strikers who needed 4 opportunities to score once 😭 No superteam. No luxury setup. No dominant era. Just pure responsibility every single week. He arrived at 25, walked into the chaos of the post-Fergie era, became the tactical engine, emotional leader, chance creator, goalscorer, and still produced numbers faster than the two greatest players football has ever seen. At some point, people need to stop debating whether Bruno Fernandes is elite. The numbers already settled that conversation ❤️🏆🔴

There are places we pass through in life… and there are places that become part of who we are. Manchester will forever be my home. To the city, the club, and every supporter, my sincerest thank you. These past four years have been unforgettable, filled with moments my family and I will carry with us for the rest of our lives. There simply aren’t enough words to describe the happiness and warmth we’ve felt here. Thank you for every cheer, every memory, and for making us feel at home from the very first day. Forever a Red Devil ❤️

🤣🤣 anywhere here is the link to vote Bruno pots.easports.com/en-gb

I have watched Dr Gikonyo under cross examination and what struck me is that some men reach an age where intimidation stops working on them. There is a certain calmness that comes from having seen governments come and go, presidents rise and fall, ministers behave like small gods, and public storms disappear after a few weeks. You could see a man who was not auditioning for approval from the room, the lawyers, the cameras or the political crowd outside. That is what made it interesting. Kenya is full of people who tremble the moment power enters the room. They start calculating what to say, who might be offended, which side is watching and how tomorrow’s headlines may read. Dr Gikonyo looked like someone who has outlived that fear. At some point in life, the most dangerous person in any room is not the loudest one. It is the old man who no longer needs anything from anyone.

Mkisahau shauriyenyu💔 This people should not come near power again, they must rot in Kamiti

Saw the coolest thing today. Father and son riding their bikes with the wife trailing them in the Audi on safety car duties

I have seen Ruto's promises to Kenyans and I think it's a perfect time to pull out every single promise he has failed to keep THREAD! 1. Ruto on never taking loans 👇

Where are you people getting these tweets 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Nothing scares me more than my phone ringing at 1am. Hapo najuanga ni either kuna mtu amekufa,ni mgonjwa ama ameshikwa na polisi. No in between. But yesterday it was my nephew alfayo reporting to me that his mother who is my paternal cousin has bought a fridge.

Comedian Jaymo Decin ladies and gentlemen...

Nobody talks honestly about what office friendships actually are. So let me do it:

Hatewatch delayed is not hatewatch denied.