Summer 🗽

You can't demand a service and simultaneously degrading those that provide it for you

inb4 trump posts smth bullish today

The new cramer

YOU"LL GO WHEN YOUR'E READY BUD

$NEAR you'll go when ur ready buddy

Donald Trump watching me trade without insider information

Men will remove every microplastic from their home and then eat translucent fried chicken. 😂

You thought Trump’s Iran war rants were unhinged… Well, I turned them into a full emo song. Enjoy.

Look guys, it's actually really straightforward, a bunch of people staked their ETH on the Ethereum blockchain to earn yield, except they didn't want their capital to be locked up, so they actually staked with a liquid staking protocol called Lido who provided them a liquid staking receipt token called stETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their stETH receipt tokens into a restaking protocol called Eigenlayer, except they didn't want to lock up their capital, so they actually restaked with a liquid restaking protocol called KelpDAO who provided them with a liquid restaking receipt token called rsETH, except they decided to juice their yield further by depositing their rsETH tokens into a lending protocol called Aave so that they could open a leveraged looping position that borrows ETH against the rsETH collateral and restakes the ETH into rsETH which is then deposited as collateral, except it turns out rsETH used a cross-chain bridge called LayerZero that was hacked by north koreans causing rsETH to become undercollateralized and now these looping positions are stuck and unprofitable, and everyone is pointing fingers at each other, and also DeFi is a very serious industry

in the age of endless software, the only purpose for a blockchain is to be a vertically integrated capital supplier. the demand side (user) has no loyalty, and will switch unless offered products not offered anywhere else. hyperliquid is the best instance of this.

🚨 BREAKING: Vercel has been breached. A threat actor has listed their customers' data, source code, databases, and keys up for sale. Vercel has also publicly disclosed they've identified a security incident involving unauthorized access to their internal systems.

Aave Sees $5.4B ETH Outflows as rsETH Exploit Raises Concerns According to Lookonchain, the Kelp DAO exploit has left Aave saddled with bad debt after the attacker deposited rsETH to drain ETH. This has sparked a massive whale exodus, with over $5.4 billion fleeing the protocol in a panic. Justin Sun alone yanked 65,584 ETH (~$154M) from the platform. Driven by this mass flight, Aave's ETH utilization rate has now maxed out at 100%.

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump posts image portraying himself as Jesus Christ.

Trump really said “looking forward to its next conquest” about the US military

The most valid fucking Crashout of the century That woman was RETARDED

Babe wake up new pattern just dropped $BTC

Boomer got owned in the comments