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@ShooterMcGavin The greenkeepers do this at my course only they use their sprayer that leaves blobs of foam that look like golf balls

Excellent golf course prank

@politixintheuk How big a cnut do you have to be for it to cost £5m to protect yourself?

Farage insists the £5m gift he received from a Thai crypto billionaire was legal, saying: “There is no obligation to declare something that is a non-political, personal gift, and it will ensure I can be safe for the rest of my life.”

@Vinod_r108 What's so harrowing? Idiot dies, move on

Harrowing footage shows 26-year-old Wu Yongning just moments before he fell off a skyscraper in China in 2017. He was live streaming when the tragedy occurred. 😳

@OPNATIONFan @Vinod_r108 About as much as was going through beforehand...i.e. not a huge amount

@Vinod_r108 On the way down, what do you think was going through his head? 🤔

@sorxeris @_ElectricVibex But then he'll complain even more that there's no food in the skillet...

@_ElectricVibex i dont condone hitting children but if it gets to the point they’re violent towards you and your life is GENUINELY in danger, you need to take a cast iron skillet to that nigga’s head. immediately.

@EdKrassen At least she doesn't sh1t her pants....

Trump just mocked a little girl for being short, and stomped on her ambitions. Little Girl: “I play volleyball and in the summer I’m trying to get into soccer.” Trump: “And with your height do you smash the volleyball. Can you get up high? Can you jump high?” Little Girl: “Not very.” Trump: “Soccer might be better.”

BRITISH DRUG MULE COUPLE FACE 30 YEARS IN TURKISH PRISON!!! British couple Holly Cooper and Taylor Johnson (both 20) from the West Midlands were arrested on April 26 after flying in from Thailand. They allegedly tried to smuggle two suitcases packed with cannabis onto a connecting flight back to London. Customs officers detained them minutes after landing and they now face up to 30 years in a Turkish prison if convicted. The pair are being held in jail ahead of a trial that could take up to a year. Their families say the young couple may have been groomed by bigger criminals and have launched a crowdfunding page for legal fees. When will people learn that drug mule runs abroad can ruin your life?

@blaiklockBP @TiffSandwiches @GWRHelp Don't forget to include that it was 5 months out of date too...

I have today sent a 7-page Pre-Action Protocol Letter to Bradford-based Tiffin Foods @TiffSandwiches and Great Western Railways @GWRHelp for selling me an unmarked and unlabelled Halal chicken sandwich on a train between London and Plymouth. This and other actions are in addition to the Judicial Review.

@J47015 @duffusdip Did this for the Ashes on TNT...never occured to me to do this with F1... Thanks for reminding me! 👍🏽

@duffusdip Haven't watched with sky commentary for years because of croft, watch on mute with BBCs coms synced

Guys I genuinely don’t know if I can keep watching F1 with David Croft on commentary he’s doing such a shit job this year it’s actually putting me off the sport as a whole

@_pinchebrady 3rd one needs evening out on the other side to go full Quagmire

No seas mamador ,este tipo de torneos te pueden dejar secuelas mentales muy cabronas 💀

@mamasangal023 @SeaeyesTri Let me get my axe....

@SeaeyesTri I have always had the same question about married, white picket fence and 2.5 kids... I have yet to see 1/2 a kid running around

I just read that 4,153,237 people got married last year- not to cause trouble, but shouldn’t that be an even number?

@greekpopeA @Games__ovr Go hard or go home

@Games__ovr At first he hit me with the stick, secondly he grabs him up like he is a dog... What a fucker .

@TripleNetTyler Should've tripped her up getting off the plane

Pregnant lady on my flight told me she needed my aisle seat because she has to stand up every hour I (very kindly) gave it to her and took the middle seat She didn’t get up once This should be a federal offense

@F1BigData Looks like a computer game glitch screenshot

This is a real image from the Formula 2 qualifying

@WallStreetApes Blah blah blah "experience" bu11sh1t.... More fool anyone paying for it then complaining

Starbucks CEO defends a cup of coffee costing $9 He says the customers needs to just not think about it as a $9 cup of coffee, you’re paying for the “experience” of getting a Starbucks coffee “In some cases a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging, and then what that means is we have to make it worthwhile.” He says Starbucks customers “want to have a special experience and regardless of what your income level is, in some cases, a $9 experience does feel like you're splurging — well, this is a really affordable premium experience” How out of touch could a person possibly be…

@MAA_Gunner Who's the knob on commentary at the end saying it always looks bad in slow motion?!

20 years ago today, 19 year old Abou Diaby had his leg BROKEN by Dan Smith at the end of injury time Vs Sunderland with Arsenal 3-0 up. Smith only received a yellow. Diaby would never recover as he had 42 subsequent injuries.

@ayeejuju It means you can only afford 2/3 of an Adidas tattoo

what does this tattoo mean

@tomnicolau @SophieTalksF1 Agree, definitely wasn't a fan during Red Bull days, warmed to him during Ferrari stint. Can't fault him as a man now... future F1 or FIA leader in waiting I hope

@SophieTalksF1 I used to loathe him back in his RB days, but he's really grown on me. Seb is a class act 👏🏼

Sebastian Vettel interviewed after crossing the finish line of the London Marathon! He completed the Marathon in 2 hours, 59 minutes and 8 seconds!

@Lord_Sugar Let's face it, most programmes on ITV are for the low IQ population...

Is ITV having a laugh. On Britain's Got Talent there was bloke singing about Scotch Eggs. What joke on prime time TV

@TheCleanCarClub Driver's burps get stored under the car seats

What happens when you press this Button?